💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Cow crossover that I saw on Hasan's subreddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hasan_Pike...t_gross_opportunists_vanguard_pod_joining_in/
Lots more seething on his Twitter account on his posts, re-Tweets, and replies: https://x.com/Mike_from_PA/
Mike From PA (I don't really know anything about him, but the name rung a bell):
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💰 Grifter Thread 'Mike From PA / Central_Committee / Michael W Beyer / "Malding Mike" / "Alpha Mike"'

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Michael Beyer, better known as Mike from PA, is an unhinged, sociopathic manlet tankie grifter conspiracy theorist with the single biggest inferiority complex I've ever seen, calling himself "Alpha Mike" despite his constant failings with e-thots and simping as hard as possible. Mike has been a fake lawyer, failed politician, "breadtuber" and streams regularly about current topics or drama. Mike's politics can be best described as "opportunistic", Mike is far above holding consistent principles besides what's most...
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Cuckoman said:
This is really fucked up. If you just want a prop that lies there, just get a cardboard cutout or something, not a living animal.
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But then it wouldn't be authentic and it wouldn't have the same drawing power for an audience, which is the whole point of Kayla being in view at all. This dog only exists for its presentation value.
 
Did the dog have the shock collar on when Anisa's Husband came over last (when he was jumping all over him)? If so, why didn't Hasan use it then?
 
PetiteFeet said:
It's a stupid modern dog bed that I see getting more and more popular.
She deserves blankets and pillows she can dig and nest on. Not this minimalist garbage.
You can tell the second she gets the idea of repositioning herself she worries, no, knows what action will immediately follow. Fuck you, Hasan.
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An appropriate situation for such a dog bed would be... say... if you wanted to hang out in the backyard with your dog but your backyard was covered in wood chips like the Jomhas' old house.

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Leo Frank said:
They did. And the grass was so disgusting they had to have it ripped up and replaced with wood chips when they put it on the market. They talked about how their dogs dragged shit in the house all the time.

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Is there any shots from previous streams where the collar is more visible?
Also, don't shock collars usually have a green/red LEDs to indicate status? Is that visible anywhere?
 
FPTMIU said:
Reminds me of "Gentleman's guide" where Idubbbz had a shock collar on while trying to do tounge twisters, the good old days... (Max dressing like a woman is a bit iffy looking back on it, though)
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The best part about that is Ian has first hand experience on how bad those shock collars can be so even if he tries to defend Hasan people can pull up that video of him squirming
 
woduqu said:
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Cow crossover that I saw on Hasan's subreddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hasan_Pike...t_gross_opportunists_vanguard_pod_joining_in/
Mike From PA (I don't really know anything about him, but the name rung a bell):
Arm Pit Cream

💰 Grifter Thread 'Mike From PA / Central_Committee / Michael W Beyer / "Malding Mike" / "Alpha Mike"'

INCELS RISE UP.mp4
IMG_20210309_114901.jpg
ALPHA MALE MIKE.mp4
Screenshot_2021-03-07 mike from pa - Google Search.png Screenshot_2021-03-07 Mike From PA(1).png
Michael Beyer, better known as Mike from PA, is an unhinged, sociopathic manlet tankie grifter conspiracy theorist with the single biggest inferiority complex I've ever seen, calling himself "Alpha Mike" despite his constant failings with e-thots and simping as hard as possible. Mike has been a fake lawyer, failed politician, "breadtuber" and streams regularly about current topics or drama. Mike's politics can be best described as "opportunistic", Mike is far above holding consistent principles besides what's most...
Reactions:Informative x 23 Winner x 27 Semper Fidelis x 6 Like x 4
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Funniest thing H3 has ever said is that MikeFromPA looks like an antisemitic caricature of a Jew and these pictures further cement that lmao.
 
Judge Holden said:
>Hasan "Plug-in Poodle" Piker
>Hasan "Tasered Terrier" Piker
>Hasan "Lightning Leash" Piker
>Hasan "Static Spaniel" Piker
>Hasan “Amped-Up Alsatian” Piker

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See guys he was just angry that the internet went off......and since the internet went off this clip obviously is just a hallucination I guess given how it was streamed on the same dang internet
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I know I'm late as fuck but that airtag line is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. Airtags would be completely useless if they required a connection to the internet like that. And a light on them?? These guys are smoking that pure copium.
 
Captain Manning said:
Everything here is correct, except it's worth noting Hassan was born in New Jersey, despite growing up in Istanbul.

That's the bitch of all this: We can't deport his stupid ass. He's not legally an immigrant. We're stuck with him.
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The next time the Supreme Court considers birthright citizenship, someone should send them an amicus brief so they understand that taking it away would allow us to deport Hasan.
 
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Patrick Bateman said:
Surely Twitch will ban him this time, right? Surely the wellbeing of an animal is something Twitch will act on right?
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The CEO of Twitch still has too much of a hard on for him. If they do ban him, it’ll be for 24 hours on one of his days off so they can pretend like they don’t play favorites.
 
FPTMIU said:
Hbomberguy if he starts streaming ala pyrocynical, probably. He is the only breadtuber who has anything resembling charisma (Not that I like him)
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Hbomberguy has admittedly done a few decent things. Even recently. Like his deep dive on Tommy Tallarico was pretty damn good, I have to say.

I can't think of a single good thing Hassan has ever done. Even when he goes in on Destiny and H3H3, I still hate his guts.
 
Bananadana said:
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You are ignoring why the dog is being punished in the first place, which is exactly why people are extra upset about this.
He hurts the dog so it stays on its bed. This is the same as keeping it in a small cage but more painful,confusing and unnecessarily cruel.
If you need help understanding why constraining this animal to an area barely bigger than itself for hours at a time is considered unethical
or even offensive to neurotypical people then dont hesitate to ask. We are all very tolerant people here.
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Maybe I am autistic because when someone says that hearing a dog yelp fills him with "primal rage", I think of guys like this:
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