💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

[soy_king]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Le9uP_njkB8Hamas Porker is now so brain broken by the Baldy. That he jumps at any old bait you throw his way about Asmon.
It seems you can set him off on a 5 min rant if you do this now. He is that ass blasted he is willing to believe and say anything to hurt him.

By far Hasan's most unexcusable crime is having the cadences of the most braindead valley girl. It's like nails on a chalkboard.

 

[Exegesis]

WATCH: Popular left-wing streamer Hasan Piker was seen fleeing from the LAPD as they deployed crowd control munitions in front of City Hall during the unlawful assembly following the “No Kings” protest.

What a faggot

if hasan and the ice rioters really believed in what they are saying, they would storm city hall or ice. but that happens instead, they destroy private property and loot stores. fucking cowards.

BLM rioters were ready to throw it down because they had much more support, were more organized, and the movement itself was around the corruption of the police and not some disorganized clusterfuck of ideologies. Leftist larpers and the issues they bring just weren't as common in 2020. Also, the protests are only being done in any significant number in the western cities (filled wth celebs and retarded anarchists) that just screams larp. The BLM movment was around the entire country and actually had an (admittedly corrupt) organization behind it. At best we'll see a chaz 2 in LA that'll last a day and not even get a wiki page.

 

[Eventide]

The article is pretty boring, it's mostly him giving (very obviously prepared) comments about media that influenced him. I'll post the part that I think is most worth mocking (all of it is mockable, but it's mostly just boring)

He's a glowie, right?

Like, there's waaaay too many MSM fluff pieces hyping up Hasan for him not to be some kinda CIA psy-opper at this point.

*puts in tinfoil hat*

What if his feud with Ethan is also some kind of psy-op?

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Like, there's waaaay too many MSM fluff pieces hyping up Hasan for him not to be some kinda CIA psy-opper at this point.

I don't think people actually understand how the fbi or any of those organizations work. He is not. The left is just grasping at strolls because they have no one.

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

I don't think people actually understand how the fbi or any of those organizations work. He is not. The left is just grasping at strolls because they have no one.

Tbf, he could basically be a useful idiot for them. How a lot of these orgs work is the same stuff they've been doing since the 60s. Rather than actually get their hands dirty with their operatives, they mainly find some young, useful idealists and revolutionaries and give them money/weapons/drugs/etc.
Here, all that would need to be done is have a bunch of fake-ass CIA accounts funding Hasan on Twitch because he's just a useful idiot for them to use.

 

[soy_king]

Tbf, he could basically be a useful idiot for them. How a lot of these orgs work is the same stuff they've been doing since the 60s. Rather than actually get their hands dirty with their operatives, they mainly find some young, useful idealists and revolutionaries and give them money/weapons/drugs/etc.
Here, all that would need to be done is have a bunch of fake-ass CIA accounts funding Hasan on Twitch because he's just a useful idiot for them to use.

I feel like if this was the 70's, it would be way more likely that Hasan was a paid informant or useful idiot used to entrap/monitor leftist activists, but the FBI of today is more focused on "right wing extremists," so they're more likely to use people like Ray Epps or Catboy Fuentes instead.

Same tactics, different targets.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

If someone told me they never listen to music and don't enjoy music of any kind I'd be weirded out. Like really man, nothing?

It's actually quite common for super religious people, depending on what religion. But those same people also don't seem to consider rhythmic chanting or basic hymns as actual music.

Hasan is not religious in any way so he's just flat lying to seem cool.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

It's actually quite common for super religious people, depending on what religion. But those same people also don't seem to consider rhythmic chanting or basic hymns as actual music.

I mean a lot of those people don't actually not like music, they just see it as indulging in pointless pleasures like... eating for fun instead of necessity, I guess. Hymns and stuff are serving a spiritual purpose.

That kind of stuff, while bizarre, at least is understandable. "I don't like music of any kind" however, is some weird ass sociopath shit or just being a tryhard. With Hasan it could legitimately be both though so idk.

 

[Exegesis]

He's a glowie, right? Like, there's waaaay too many MSM fluff pieces hyping up Hasan for him not to be some kinda CIA psy-opper at this point.

He's just a retard pretending to be the new face of socialism, you can tell that he probably went through some type of far right phase in middle/highschool with the way he alludes to his support for multiple terrorist organizations. A lot of leftists like him would say TKD for the sake of being edgy and making liberals angry but he has built up this persona as a "soft lil shy autistic guy" so he can't even attempt that now.
>try to be edgy by saying you support a terrorist group
>make your only gay friend uncomfortable because you're supporting a group that wants him dead
>never attempt something like that again and fuck off to LA to go protest
>go to Japan and get with a sex worker next week
By the way, whatever happened to that place Hasan went in Amsterdam that had the sex trafficking problem?

 

[Surfin Terf]

He's just a retard pretending to be the new face of socialism, you can tell that he probably went through some type of far right phase in middle/highschool with the way he alludes to his support for multiple terrorist organizations. A lot of leftists like him would say TKD for the sake of being edgy and making liberals angry but he has built up this persona as a "soft lil shy autistic guy" so he can't even attempt that now.
>try to be edgy by saying you support a terrorist group
>make your only gay friend uncomfortable because you're supporting a group that wants him dead
>never attempt something like that again and fuck off to LA to go protest
>go to Japan and get with a sex worker next week
By the way, whatever happened to that place Hasan went in Amsterdam that had the sex trafficking problem?

His dad founded an Islamist party and Hasan has done a grey wolf salute so I suspect that he harbors some ultra-nationalist Turkish sentiments.

 

[soy_king]

He's just a retard pretending to be the new face of socialism, you can tell that he probably went through some type of far right phase in middle/highschool with the way he alludes to his support for multiple terrorist organizations. A lot of leftists like him would say TKD for the sake of being edgy and making liberals angry but he has built up this persona as a "soft lil shy autistic guy" so he can't even attempt that now.
>try to be edgy by saying you support a terrorist group
>make your only gay friend uncomfortable because you're supporting a group that wants him dead
>never attempt something like that again and fuck off to LA to go protest
>go to Japan and get with a sex worker next week
By the way, whatever happened to that place Hasan went in Amsterdam that had the sex trafficking problem?

It was in Berlin, and despite being raided by the police, it's still operational. Coincidentally, it's owned by a Turk named Hamid Simsek.

 

[Eventide]

you can tell that he probably went through some type of far right phase in middle/highschool with the way he alludes to his support for multiple terrorist organizations.

??? is Hasan in his 40's? 'cause far right terrorism groups haven't really been a thing in the US since the mid 90's (the OKC bombing 'caused the feds to crack down pretty hard on that segment of society). Although I guess that wouldn't make Hasan the first Breadtuber to have a hard on for Timothy McVeigh (In Nostalgia Chick's shitty book series, Timothy McVeigh did nothing wrong )

 

[Exegesis]

??? is Hasan in his 40's? 'cause far right terrorism groups haven't really been a thing in the US since the mid 90's (the OKC bombing 'caused the feds to crack down pretty hard on that segment of society).

By that sentence I meant that Hasan went through the phase that nerdy white dudes sometimes go through where they start saying slurs online to be edgy and (mostly ironically) support the nazis or some other nationalist movements. Not that he is affiliated with those organizations but rather that he supports them.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

With the recent Lawsuit Ethan made on Hasan Orbiters
Denims & Froggan


Im curious to see what Hasan will do

1) Provide financial assistance to Denims and Frogan
2) Provide financial assistance to Denims, and leave Frogan to fend for herself since she isnt popular anyways
3) Provide financial assistance to Frogan, because Denims have her OF content money to help herself.
4) jew out and leave them for the wolves.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

He's just a retard pretending to be the new face of socialism, you can tell that he probably went through some type of far right phase in middle/highschool with the way he alludes to his support for multiple terrorist organizations. A lot of leftists like him would say TKD for the sake of being edgy and making liberals angry but he has built up this persona as a "soft lil shy autistic guy" so he can't even attempt that now.

He's objectively far right Turkish ultra-nationalist slash neo-automin Islamist like him, have been taking the progressive left for ride since the early 2000s. Hassan Pico's actual ideologies blobbly closer to his father's coalition partner. The violent Islamist party, but not the more extreme Islamist Party of Turkey. That's Current Prime Minister. Coalition partner.

 

[Eventide]

With the recent Lawsuit Ethan made on Hasan Orbiters
Denims & Froggan


Im curious to see what Hasan will do

1) Provide financial assistance to Denims and Frogan
2) Provide financial assistance to Denims, and leave Frogan to fend for herself since she isnt popular anyways
3) Provide financial assistance to Frogan, because Denims have her OF content money to help herself.
4) jew out and leave them for the wolves.

He will be doing literally none of those things. Heck, I could even see him distancing himself from Denims and Frogan.

The only person Hasan Piker cares about, and is willing to financially support, is Hasan Piker.

Edit: I didn't see 4. Derp. #4. Definitely #4.

 

[Slimy Time]

With the recent Lawsuit Ethan made on Hasan Orbiters
Denims & Froggan


Im curious to see what Hasan will do

1) Provide financial assistance to Denims and Frogan
2) Provide financial assistance to Denims, and leave Frogan to fend for herself since she isnt popular anyways
3) Provide financial assistance to Frogan, because Denims have her OF content money to help herself.
4) jew out and leave them for the wolves.

Definitely feel like 4. Maybe he does a fundraiser of some sort max. God forbid he throw his own money to help his "friends" (those don't exist in social climber e-celeb California).

 

[mandatorylurk]

Hasan Diddy Party Piker acting like Ethan akshually said everyone can just content chair the video, his voice is lower as he tries to act "cool guy confused" for 6 minutes, then just says support his orbiters. Maybe he really is so stupid he thinks he can gaslight himself into these bad takes.

What I found more interesting is the faggot turkroach must have been told by the Zoro fan club that he's a poser and can't use the Zoro icon floor mat, it's now some gay dude in a sweater thing:

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Definitely feel like 4. Maybe he does a fundraiser of some sort max. God forbid he throw his own money to help his "friends" (those don't exist in social climber e-celeb California).

I was going to post that myself. He didn't even care about Denims during the sweatback protest.

 

[Chickenpolar]

Hasan made r/Livestreamfail for saying Iranian women are allowed to dance in public.
hasan thinks iranian woman can post dancing videos
(a)

Reddit post links to a time-stamped part of a Twitch stream here. I don't use Twitch and haven't been able to find a way to clip and archive it.

And holy fuck his twitch stream us annoying. A. Lot. Of. Long. Pauses. Until his moderators feed him a link and talking point. And. Then. He. Speaks. Like. Stevie. From. Malcolm. In. The. Middle. Without. The Breathlessness.