💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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deleuzeon said:
Does he have hearing protection in? Dude is such a goof. Probably spent more time putting an outfit together than "protesting."
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Gucchi protesting outfit now avaliable. Use code "Hasan sucks balls" for a 10% discount
 
Eventide said:
I think we should pour a drink out for the poor DoD glowie, assigned with investigating Hasan's spicy pro-terrorism hot takes. Who knows how many hours of Hasan's content that they had to view! 👀
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With all the fed cutbacks, maybe the glowie assigned to Hasan is the same one asigned to kiwifarms. He would just need to skim this thread, write up his report and call it an early day.
 
soy_king said:
I don't know if this is unfortunate or not, but he hasn't committed treason yet, and jailing a dangerous retard like Hasan just for having anti-American political opinions is dumb because, setting aside how antithetical that is to our First Amendment rights, such an arbitrary arrest based solely on what a person believes could easily be used against the jailer when the political tides shift.

Fortunately for us, Hasan's years of supporting and inciting terrorism will eventually be enough for him to at the very least face serious adverse economic consequences like deplatforming and loss of revenue. If we're very lucky, he might just get corralled by LAPD and arrested for participating in destruction of property, vandalism, and obstructing police.
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I don’t want Hasan thrown in prison I just want someone who can’t be covered up asking Jeff Bezos to his face how much was his cut of profit from Hasan calling for the assassination of a sitting senator on Bezos’s platform. A congressional hearing would be perfect for that and would work out well politically for republicans.
 
he who has thus come/gone said:
I don’t want Hasan thrown in prison I just want someone who can’t be covered up asking Jeff Bezos to his face how much was his cut of profit from Hasan calling for the assassination of a sitting senator on Bezos’s platform. A congressional hearing would be perfect for that and would work out well politically for republicans.
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Bezos is probably too busy living on his megayacht and simping for his whore of a fiancee and her celebrity friends to even know who Hasan is, but it would be interesting. What's definitely true is that Twitch hasn't yet faced the Eye of Sauron that is Bezos and Amazon observing their white-knighting for Hasan and all of the terrible publicity he's brought, because he would've definitely been yeeted already if they had.
 
soy_king said:
Bezos is probably too busy living on his megayacht and simping for his whore of a fiancee and her celebrity friends to even know who Hasan is, but it would be interesting. What's definitely true is that Twitch hasn't yet faced the Eye of Sauron that is Bezos and Amazon observing their white-knighting for Hasan and all of the terrible publicity he's brought, because he would've definitely been yeeted already if they had.
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That’s why I just want it simply brought to his attention. You can amass multiple horrific (but short) clips and just repeatedly ask “how much did you profit from the stream where Hasan Piker said this? You don’t know? Okay, what about this one? Or this one?” It’s so simple and could be put together in a day by any mediocre staffer that it’s hard to believe that it hasn’t been done yet.
 
urr13 account said:
In my personal opinion there are basically two option to handle the hasan problem, A) If he is American citizen then jail him for treason, or B) if he is not American citizen then deport him to Afghanistan.
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Send him to Yemen so he can play touch-butt with Luffy
 
Disastrously Dumb said:
Sam Hyde calls out Hasan Piker.mp4
didnt Hasan got scared shitless because of this moment.
aswell as Hasan's orbiters, Anisa's husband, and Anisa.
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He did, as a matter of fact he told the police about it despite being ACAB or whatever. Even though you aint hear much of that now since this moment. He's been spineless since he started.
 
royious said:
he would be the first one at the protest
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I've never understood why so many Western leftists simp over Iran, especially since (a) Iran is an explicit theocratic state that literally stands for everything these people profess to be against, and (b) Khomeini purged Iran of commies after the Revolution.
 
Sneedposting said:
Jesus christ look at hasan hop around on his other foot as he kicks, I can't believe he saw that recording and thought it looked badass enough to post.
Bros leg isn't strong enough to lock him in place for a kick lmao.
Also the way the kicks progressively weaken is hilarious, he started looking a little gassed out toward the end there.
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Meth Dick said:
Reminder that this is the left's strongest soldier
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What he lacks in kicking power he makes up for in punching power, chuds.


Edit: This one is new to me. Look at that power!!!!

 
twentyZeroOne said:
Is Hasan one of those crypto Jews that've run Türkiye since the 18th century?
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I think he's too retarded to have any actual Jewish heritage. He's probably, like almost every other Turk, the mongrelized byproduct of a Seljuk raping his way through multiple generations of Anatolian, Slavic, and Circassian slave girls imported by Greek, Jewish, and Arab merchants over the years. You can clearly tell given his fondness for white slavery by visiting German brothels full of exploited Eastern European women.
 
soy_king said:
I've never understood why so many Western leftists simp over Iran, especially since (a) Iran is an explicit theocratic state that literally stands for everything these people profess to be against, and (b) Khomeini purged Iran of commies after the Revolution.
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Simple leftist are against anything strong as they associate weakness with virtue even if the state and society stands for everything they are against.
 
Kyria the Great said:
Simple leftist are against anything strong as they associate weakness with virtue even if the state and society stands for everything they are against.
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Probably that, and also maybe that their instinctive hatred for anything Pro-Western or American probably makes them simp for anything even remotely against those values.
 
Has anyone else read the latest puff piece Hasan Piker Sees It All? It's really bad, unsurprisingly. I saw in a screenshot that there were 20 comments on it, but I can't see any. Did they lock them because they were too negative? I couldn't see the comments on the twitter post for this article either
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The article is pretty boring, it's mostly him giving (very obviously prepared) comments about media that influenced him. I'll post the part that I think is most worth mocking (all of it is mockable, but it's mostly just boring)
Once widely known as “woke bae” for his sharp yet horny daily broadcasts, Piker, who was raised in Turkey, has recently amassed enough respect to ignite feverish debates on whether he can be the long-awaited “Joe Rogan of the left.” As legacy media hemorrhages its youth audience, Piker’s viewers turn to him to explain the news and analyze often unprecedented moments in global history.
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You don't need respect to be Joe Rogan, and even if you like Hasan (because you have some kind of brain damage) no one can call a daily 8-hour stream "sharp".
 
Mad_Dog said:
His boxing coach:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hZKMmXZzITI
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"HEAD MOOMENT!!!"

Man her shitty coach made out like a bandit destroying her husband's career. Ronda was always bound to lose, be a wretched sore loser, and tank her career herself. She still has excuses for her first lose. I shit you not, she blames getting a concussion falling down a flight of stairs a week or so her first lose, being the reason why she was starched.
 
soy_king said:
I've never understood why so many Western leftists simp over Iran, especially since (a) Iran is an explicit theocratic state that literally stands for everything these people profess to be against, and (b) Khomeini purged Iran of commies after the Revolution.
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Iran hates Israel with a passion is funding most of the terrorist groups that are actively attacking Israel.
 
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