💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Next time he is out there, if that happens. Operation Hyde Out.
Spread rumor Hyde is out there trying to stream snipe him. He will pole vault over police line to get back into mansion.
 
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Maldavius Figtree said:
Even the "Hasan is so attractive" shit is astroturfed, if he doesn't get to doctor his shots he always ends up looking like a monkey.
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No one is claiming he's Brad Pitt or even anything close, but he's an average looking dude in reasonable physical shape. Compare him to Vaush, Destiny, or the average soy gremlin with a breadtube channel and it's not difficult to see why Hasan is considered attractive. The bar for comparison is so low that you'd need to contact the city first to dig for it.
 
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"Causeplayer" is such a dead on balls accurate insult for this strain of faggot.

Skipped leg day every day to save up to put together his wittle costume for the riot "causeplay convention." Mom wouldn't let him buy plates for his tacticool vest that he bought off a ninja who retired when the mall went out of business, but no one will notice that anyway behind his Home Depot Pride Month color collection paint respirator.
 
Goes to show how emboldened tardlibs feel if even Hasan "I paid for pussy" Piker didn't pussy out.
Sam's got a golden opportunity right here, no way he'll be able to resist all that engagement...
 
Sneedposting said:
Jesus christ look at hasan hop around on his other foot as he kicks, I can't believe he saw that recording and thought it looked badass enough to post.
Bros leg isn't strong enough to lock him in place for a kick lmao.
Also the way the kicks progressively weaken is hilarious, he started looking a little gassed out toward the end there.
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Reminder that this is the left's strongest soldier
 
Anti-social socialist pretends to be a revolutionary and attends 1 protest
>inb4 he goes to Japan/Amsterdam right after this
 
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