💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Kees H said:
Another great fucking take from Hasan. Maybe we should look into the effects of dumb Turks blasting their socialist bullshit on the Internet while driving a Porsche and living in a expensive house in LA.

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i like how even with a community made up of streamers forced to habitually and constantly purge anything critical of anything close to upsetting hasan, so that no where on the entire site can content that offends inner circle people like him exist, he still cant help but feel like hes basically back on an unregulated internet of people just openly calling him a turkroach nigger. he cant escape it and its beautiful.

also im going to say hasan is right, it is harder because he sold his soul to the pedophile rapist network known as twitch, i imagine your entire existence being a soulless astroturfed shill for satan doing boring shit all day for hours and hours of your life would suck complete ass even with millions of dollars.
 
I can at least see most streaming as a hell of a social drain. Imagine having to trudge around every single feeling and try to capture the widest net possible for the most normie of audiences, Most of which WILL be children. You are always one no-no word away from being shit on and paraded around, then you gotta wallow on your knees and say Im SO SOWWY to a mass of fucking retards who couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were on the heel. A few years from now, the ministry of truth which is run by trannies and enforced by 14 year olds on twitter will present new bad words and ideals, and if your espoused those at all now you gotta grovel for that, too!

Streaming doesn't seem hard that is for sure, but for the millions some of these asshats get I would expect them to chart out business plans for each individual stream, yet you can see when they get lazy and say stupid shit....like now. Imagine being Vaush or Hassan, the pet retards to their respective crowds. You get millions to jingle your jester hat. It is not difficult, but it is plain at least to me to see why they'd start hating it. Still, at the end of the day all you have to do when you have your user base is mutter a few of the most lukewarm takes you can muster about whatever, maybe watch a few videos for the crowd, all while doing your funny little jester dance and jingling your bells.

Null manages to make antagonizing his audience over fucking cheese and anime actually funny, somehow. I remember him comparing his audience to cats rather than loyal dogs, and damn if that ain't true. I'm positive he caught flak for allowing that one guy to advertise his thread in the happenings, despite the fact that I remain convinced Null did it knowing it would doom that thread and people would dogpile that guy.
 
"...which upset a lot of people."

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I've been Power Leveling to much on KiwiFarms lately but this shit makes me MATI. I have literally broken bones (multiple times) at work. I don't ask for a Purple Heart or nothing, it's just how I provide for my family. And all this nigger does is complain about the system that provides him $millions.

Give me my top hats, I'll wear them with pride.
 
Let's not overreact. Let's look at the data and see which is more brutal.

Average wagie job:
  • Making $100-200 a day
  • You work hard, and feel like you're getting nowhere (because you are)
  • Raped by inflation. You save almost nothing after modern day expenses. A shitbox house goes for half a million easily
  • Your pitiful wage doesn't rise as quickly as inflation
  • At the mercy of your employer. You can be replaced extremely easily if you don't have a skill that took you many years to obtain
  • fat boomer women waddle around in your office, and you have to live with it
  • dating options are much lower
  • If you play video games or watch videos, you will likely be fired
  • If you're in the retail sector, you have to deal with the refuse of humanity on a daily basis
Big name streamer like Hasan/Asmon:
  • Higher paid than a surgeon
  • You work from home and you are the boss. You set your own hours
  • Legions of loyal fans that worship you for some reason. If you ever get into trouble, they will help you in any way (including financially)
  • Some of them are young + dumb women that want to sit on your dick
  • If you play video games or watch videos, people will give you lots of money
  • You don't obtain any major skills like a doctor or engineer would, but the obscene money you earn will allow you to do almost anything you want for the rest of your life
  • You occasionally get mocked on a subreddit for saying something retarded, but who cares. You made $2 million last year
  • Not enough? You need more money? No problem, just do a sponsorship and you'll be given a decent 5 figure payment for a tiny amount of work
 
Dire Dire Cocks said:
This is in response to Xitter users making fun of him for this, most notably being this Tweet by famous Xitter user ayeejuju (he has 1.1 million followers) with over 130,000 likes and 15 fucking million views.
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This one is also notable as it's the only one Hasan directly responded to.
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To which ayeejuju responded with this Tweet
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This led to the Tweet Hasan made comparing Xitter to a school shooter breeding ground, and ayeejuju responded to that with these two Tweets
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>Make absurdly stupid statement
>People get whiplash and make fun of it
>HAHA I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THAT, I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
Wow Hasan good job, you sure got me
 
Hasan's audience is filled with rich kid commie pretenders who don't work for a living either, so I don't think that this is the killshot some might think it is. Socialism is just a hero's journey story for these shitheads. As sad is it may seem, Hasan is an avatar to the sorry sort that comprise his fanbase. Giving up on him is akin to admitting that their god is dead.

Chilson said:
I love both the book and the movie as far as entertainment value goes. But I wholeheartedly disagree with the movies dog shit ass backwards interpretation of the book though. Hell, the movie itself doesn't even portray a "fascist" society and is just a highly militaristic pro-human one in a galaxy with bug monsters (why the fuck is this a bad thing again??).
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The movie isn't even an interpretation of the book. The script was some generic sci-fi shit that bore a superficial resemblance to the novel that the studio purchased the rights to the name. The director of the film has spoken about how the humans were meant to be a parallel for nazis, who are the prototypical fascist government, so I'm not sure why you think that the movie fails to portray a fascist society. The book certainly didn't, but the film deliberately did.
 
F. N. Words said:
Imagine having to trudge around every single feeling and try to capture the widest net possible for the most normie of audiences, Most of which WILL be children. You are always one no-no word away from being shit on and paraded around, then you gotta wallow on your knees and say Im SO SOWWY to a mass of fucking retards who couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
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I think this is what the Turknigger was trying to get at - because he has to make sure he never offends anyone who could be offended, it would be draining. Of course he can’t admit that, and so he is fucked.

Anyway, anyone with millions can shut the fuck up and have their millions.
 
F. N. Words said:
Null manages to make antagonizing his audience over fucking cheese and anime actually funny, somehow. I remember him comparing his audience to cats rather than loyal dogs, and damn if that ain't true. I'm positive he caught flak for allowing that one guy to advertise his thread in the happenings, despite the fact that I remain convinced Null did it knowing it would doom that thread and people would dogpile that guy.
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i don't want to suck off null too much in this but the one thing i do enjoy about null is that he is a good person that happens to say BASED shit. he's a forum owner/entertainer who can make people laugh. i never got into his streams up until a year ago, then i fell in love with the MATI person streams.

before i got into the kiwifarms, i used to never watch streams. now i watch 4 hour livestreams to talk about a certain pedophile that believes they are a vampire/wolf hybrid. as much as we like to shit on streamers that contribute nothing to society, it is a skill to be able to entertain people hours on end. keffals is a perfect example of that. its good to see one of my least favorite streamers ever get publicly dogpiled on because he seriously thought streaming is harder than a 9-5.

hey hasan, please go work for a police department and get shot at by some nigger that was going to be a doctor someday
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
[From video] "A real job doesn't suck the soul out of you."
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My job isn't particularly draining, but among my peers include:
>A tax preparer who has to cope with the fact if someone comes in and lies on their returns, they can walk away after filing with minimal punishment while he gets hit with fines that individually make up a week's wages for him and can stack indefinitely per glaring error or sign of fraud on the returns
>A 911 dispatcher whose calls are a coin flip between some social retard getting pissed a guy's car is parked weird or a kid asking why his junkie parents' lips are blue
>A heavy machine operator who just this past month had to dig three different dismembered small animals out of equipment because some other asshole didn't cover them up properly and the animals just wanted a warm place to hide
>A nurse in an elderly-rich area. I need not say more.

Most real jobs suck the fucking soul out of people. If they didn't they wouldn't be jobs, they'd be passions or careers. Or in this fucking chicken-legged goon's case, a luxury. Literally just talk at a camera every two to three minutes while playing video games (hell just walk out of the room and somehow that still works) and don't commit felonies, boom instant millionaire.
 
LemonParty said:
I've been Power Leveling to much on KiwiFarms lately but this shit makes me MATI. I have literally broken bones (multiple times) at work. I don't ask for a Purple Heart or nothing, it's just how I provide for my family. And all this nigger does is complain about the system that provides him $millions.

Give me my top hats, I'll wear them with pride.
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hasan will never have a family worth working for, the closest he has is the child sex trafficking victim he has to pay to talk to him and whatever boring streamer he pretends to watch that his child audience likes.
 
Chilson said:
I guarantee you he has never had to work a "real job" in his life.
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Hasan was given a job straight out of college at his multimillionaire uncle Cenk's media company then got multiple different shows through his nepositisic family connections there.
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