💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Brain Problems said:
Imagine taking someone seriously with that fucking set up behind them. It's bad enough with a lot of skype/zoom/teams meetings being done from areas that would give Jordan Peterson a heart attack but the fucking lazy turkroach couldnt set up somewhere else for a minute away from his 1337 streamer area not to mention dress remotely his age
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He was live on stream during that BBC World News interview - that's why he seems extra distracted, he's still glancing at his chat. About sums Hasan up.
 
Clock me if it's late, but hadn't seen this posted: Hasan crying about being featured on the LSF subreddit because literal nazis want (Sam Hyde) want to kill him.



Sam's response:
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How does anyone defend Hasan from this absolutely bitch made behaviour related to ducking the Candyman? At every opportunity he's sounded genuinely unnerved at the prospect of Sam beating the fuck out of him. There's no room for irony even here, he just acts like a scared bitch the entire time. No jokes, no ducking or weaving, just straight up embarrassment.

It's like watching a buddy in your friend group that someone struck a nerve with and rather than play it off he suddenly clams up and things get awkward so that guarantees shit is going to escalate and never end. The Candyman is never leaving Hasan, it's only going to get worse and worse.
 
Brain Problems said:
How does anyone defend Hasan from this absolutely bitch made behaviour related to ducking the Candyman? At every opportunity he's sounded genuinely unnerved at the prospect of Sam beating the fuck out of him. There's no room for irony even here, he just acts like a scared bitch the entire time. No jokes, no ducking or weaving, just straight up embarrassment.

It's like watching a buddy in your friend group that someone struck a nerve with and rather than play it off he suddenly clams up and things get awkward so that guarantees shit is going to escalate and never end. The Candyman is never leaving Hasan, it's only going to get worse and worse.
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How does anyone watch Hasan unironically..no fuck that how does anyone watch him even Ironically?

You already have to be a brain dead sycophant to be a part of Hasan's audience and its unlikely they have the brain power to even consider him a cowardly little bitch let alone not immediately push that errant thought down to suck on his nob in his twitch chat.
 
I kinda want to see what Nick Mullens thoughts are on how much of giant pussy Hasan is being. He's friends with Sam, but also Hasan is friends with the Chapo guys and has had Hasan on TAFS, so it should be a fun dynamic seeing this brocialist hero deal with someone who's very willing to make fun of soy retards
 
soy_king said:
I kinda want to see what Nick Mullens thoughts are on how much of giant pussy Hasan is being. He's friends with Sam, but also Hasan is friends with the Chapo guys and has had Hasan on TAFS, so it should be a fun dynamic seeing this brocialist hero deal with someone who's very willing to make fun of soy retards
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nick is too strung out on booze and coke and a rapidly failing "talk show" to give a shit about any of that
 
buttsguy said:
nick is too strung out on booze and coke and a rapidly failing "talk show" to give a shit about any of that
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I think he doesn't care more bc outside of this little bubble, nobody really cares about making fun of Hasan, especially among the cloutchasing comedy world and the Marxist podcasting world seeing his twitch numbers and believing that would translate to views.

As for TAFS failing, idk, I haven't looked at their patreon numbers. Wouldn't be surprising, but it also seems like something they're more invested in than having to do Cumtown for the rest of their lives
 
Brain Problems said:
Serious question here: who's bigger? Hasan('s ego) or the Young Turks? Hasan has that unearned astroturfed streamer clout with disproportionate reach to the youfsm but TYT has the thin veneer of Proper News™ and whatever sad pedigree that comes with it.
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The better question is who will go broke first? TYT makes DSP e-begging look like a lemonade stand by comparison. While Hasan is limited by all of his teen audience and Twitch viability as a streaming platform.
 
Chilson said:
How does anyone watch Hasan unironically..no fuck that how does anyone watch him even Ironically?

You already have to be a brain dead sycophant to be a part of Hasan's audience and its unlikely they have the brain power to even consider him a cowardly little bitch let alone not immediately push that errant thought down to suck on his nob in his twitch chat.
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I have definitely tried ironically watching him, it's impossible to not click off the video. He's such a unappealing retard. I would rather watch Destiny even if he's a weird cuck freak himself too.
 
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soy_king said:
As for TAFS failing, idk, I haven't looked at their patreon numbers. Wouldn't be surprising, but it also seems like something they're more invested in than having to do Cumtown for the rest of their lives
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it's not failing, they're making $123,000 a month, this time last year they were making $90k and they just had ernie hudson as a guest lol. they peaked at around $132k around december i think, the patreon went way up in the few months after stav quit, which is pretty funny. hasan hasn't been on the show yet, but they announced that he was going to be a guest a couple weeks ago.
 
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The better question is who will go broke first? TYT makes DSP e-begging look like a lemonade stand by comparison. While Hasan is limited by all of his teen audience and Twitch viability as a streaming platform.
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I don't know how my brain went there, but now I want to see Sam Hyde beat up Hasan Piker while Alex Jones beats up his uncle Cenk
 
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