💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Herpes is Brat said:
Hasan publicly laments for 3 minutes that big content creators aren't making videos sweeping for him and his harem, asserts it's because they're afraid of Ethan Klein, Asmongold and the livestream fails subreddit (a subreddit that Hasan has an inside tranny mod deleting some of his embarrassing clips)

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Idk nigga have you ever considered maybe they don't like you or think alot of what Hasan + co do is cringe and morally dubious? Why don't you break into your scrooge roach vault and pay a big content creator like your agency does with your other puff pieces ?
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The biggest difference between Hasan and Ethan, is that Ethan is no where as awful as Hasan is.
Ethan do some lolzworthy stuff from time to time, but Hasan is just loathsome.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Hasan publicly laments for 3 minutes that big content creators aren't making videos sweeping for him and his harem, asserts it's because they're afraid of Ethan Klein, Asmongold and the livestream fails subreddit (a subreddit that Hasan has an inside tranny mod deleting some of his embarrassing clips)
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Why the fuck would anyone want to associate with a nepo baby screaming "based" to terrorists killing civilians and abuses his dog.
 
CiganoMoskal said:
Why the fuck would anyone want to associate with a nepo baby screaming "based" to terrorists killing civilians and abuses his dog.
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Fat 30 year old cat ladies with septum piercings find him attractive because he’s out of their league. They’ll nod along to anything vaguely anti-American because I HATE YOU DAD.

Same way some basement dwelling NEETs glom onto content from attractive women with a conservative slant.

These types of creators usually brush off questions about their dating life, since they know half their audience will leave if they’re in a relationship.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Hasan publicly laments for 3 minutes that big content creators aren't making videos sweeping for him and his harem, asserts it's because they're afraid of Ethan Klein, Asmongold and the livestream fails subreddit (a subreddit that Hasan has an inside tranny mod deleting some of his embarrassing clips)

Aewrc2WGKzz56T-u.mp4

Idk nigga have you ever considered maybe they don't like you or think alot of what Hasan + co do is cringe and morally dubious? Why don't you break into your scrooge roach vault and pay a big content creator like your agency does with your other puff pieces ?
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Must suck knowing the only people doing fluff pieces for you are other retarded communists/muslims or gay journalists who literally just do it because they want to fuck you, lmfao
oh, and the Twitch CEO who either also wants to fuck him, or wants him to be his BFF or something. Honestly, I don't know which one is worse.
 
Drama Trauma said:
Hasan mentioned the Kino Casino:
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The thing is, we know this nigga is lying. He knows who his detractors and the fact that people still hate him. This is a sisyphean task he cannot overcome. He and his ilk can try and pain them as "anti-semitic" or "fascists", but the writing is already on the wall. You shocked the dog. You are a roach. Is this what it's like to be you Hasan? Is it really worth being a zealous retard who thinks of nothing else than politics? Come to think of it, it's very scary. Even Gen Alpha Ipad Kids are more put together than Hasan because at least the former has fun with what they watch. Legit if he were to spill the christmas milk on the floor, he'd call it "a psyop enacted by Netanyahu". His entire life revolves around politics. If World Peace happened tomorrow, Hasan would literally spontaneously combust because his life is contingent on world conflicts.
He def. knows about KF though. Would be really funny if he himself streams his viewing of his own thread, or better yet, tries to respond to us.
We'll talk about Israel all you want! Sure, you can call us Anti-semitic, but that doesn't mean we're not people. Come on!
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He has a very immature girly personality for supposedly being a big alpha male he is always whining like a high school girl wherever he doesn’t get his way.
 
Dropa5pack said:
He has a very immature girly personality for supposedly being a big alpha male he is always whining like a high school girl wherever he doesn’t get his way.
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The problem is that he's never been hit in his entire life, he's genuinely terrified of actual face to face conflict (See: Quietly seething about that one Oirish Lad coming up to him with the Raiden meme, the Chinese woman who pressured him about his Mao outfit, Sam Hyde). He's a certified bitch at his core, no matter how much TRT he takes.
 
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Using Google Translate, I was able to track down the few Chinese people who actually know enough about Hasan to discuss him and make the meme above. There's a lot of jokes about him becoming the Democratic Party's Charlie Kirk, for one thing. In case anyone's interested, I gathered some opinions - it's mostly just recognition of the obvious fact that he doesn't actually know shit about China, and mockery that he tried to imitate IShowSpeed but flopped:

Zhihu question: “Why is there almost no discussion on Zhihu about American influencer Hasanabi's trip to China? Shouldn't his influence be greater than that of "Hyperthyroidism Brother” (Speed)?
answer one:
Hassan is a political commentator in the "just chatting" category, with a smaller audience and less influence (than Speed).
This is the main reason why he isn't more popular.
There are also some minor factors:
Speed is apolitical; his trips around the world are purely for eating, drinking, and having fun.
Hassan belongs to the left wing of the American political landscape, advocating that America is flawed in many ways and that everything is blamed on Israel. A large redneck population dislikes him.
Speed has no negative news, is well-liked in the livestreaming community, and has impeccable character and reputation.
Hassan's biggest scandal this year was the infamous " electric shock collar " incident. He put an electric shock collar on his dog Kaya, and when he was caught doing so during a live stream, he not only denied it but also stubbornly insisted that it was all a Mossad conspiracy. What shouldn't have been a big deal was turned into a nationwide frenzy of ridicule by his stubbornness.
Finally, I advise bloggers who are not familiar with the ecosystem of Western live streaming platforms such as Twitch to be cautious in promoting Hassan. His biggest weakness is his lack of sincerity, and he is likely to backfire in the future.
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answer two:
His live streams are not very entertaining.
In terms of his pro-China stance, his overall political attitude is similar to that of the Democratic Party's anti-establishment and social democracy , which is considered far left in the American political spectrum. However, his opinions give the impression that he has not read any Marxist-Leninist-Maoist texts or Chinese history. Often, the China he praises is actually his imagined China.
Overall, the discussion level is not high.
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answer three:
Seriously, if you bring left-wing political commentators from Europe and America to China, they'll only make a fool of themselves.
Americans coming here to engage in their attempt at serious political commentary is like bringing their General Tso's Chicken to China for advertising. Compared to that, you might as well do something more abstract like Speed , like bringing some American steak or McDonald's. It might not be high-end, and the taste might be so-so, but at least it's an exotic flavor.
Simply put, most thinking abroad today follows an idealistic path. The ideologies of both the left and right are akin to religious belief: "It doesn't matter how I achieve my goals; as long as I raise an idea and point out a problem, a miracle will eventually come to my aid."
This has been a consistent tradition among the left, perhaps due to the strength of American capital and reactionary forces. Since its inception, the American left has relied on a foreign divine realm to define and guide itself —first the Soviet Union, now us—essentially no different from believing in Christianity.
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answer four:
Because this person is unlikable, out of touch with reality, hypocritical, and pretentious. It feels like he only talks and acts to create a persona, always trying to praise China without actually liking it.
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answer five:
From my personal perspective, he doesn't necessarily agree with China much; rather, he strongly disagrees with the current state of the United States and needs to use comparisons to construct arguments for his own theories. This inevitably leads to his understanding of Chinese affairs not being very objective.
Instead of watching him, we should look forward to XQC. Even middle school students in China know him -50%, and it's clear that his rational view of China isn't just about arguing or being rebellious.
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Zhihu question: "How do you evaluate American blogger Hasanabi?"
Only answer:
Like his doctoral supervisor Min Chao, this person is someone who has truly understood life.
Those science and engineering students worship him, fawn over him; he earns more than you all just by engaging in online activities and cosplay .
Moreover, he didn't need to invest a single penny, create anything, or produce a single product. Orders poured in, and their eyes pierced through history, seeing what the distant future would look like.
Those who toil away every day in the real economy, building hydroelectric power stations, working on construction sites, and going to factories, are always the losers.
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- I saw someone say he’s a rich kid, taking his whole group to luxury hotels and business class flights, spending a fortune—it seems this whole group spent over a million RMB.
- He's a real rich second-generation, grew up in Turkey, both his parents are highly educated, but he didn't do well in school, so he does live streaming [doge emoji]. CCTV and international news have interviewed him.
- Ordinary people don't know how much they spent, or that China doesn’t treat low-budget travellers kindly, right? [eye-watering emoji] The way they're photographed makes foreigners think our living conditions are too good
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Western leftists often have a performative personality, projecting their emotions and putting on airs. Even Norman Bethune couldn't escape some difficult situations, but he was highly qualified and genuinely practical; white people tend to be more assertive. These Mediterranean types are more cunning.
 
whatchamacallit said:
The problem is that he's never been hit in his entire life, he's genuinely terrified of actual face to face conflict (See: Quietly seething about that one Oirish Lad coming up to him with the Raiden meme, the Chinese woman who pressured him about his Mao outfit, Sam Hyde). He's a certified bitch at his core, no matter how much TRT he takes.
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He's a funny example of someone who lifts purely for the female gaze.
 

Hasan eating his own boogers on stream, can't wait for the GQ article where the gayest guy on the planet talks about how he is bringing back gold digging.
 
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deleuzeon said:
He's a funny example of someone who lifts purely for the female gaze.
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When he gave his numbers, it became quite obvious that something doesn't make sense. He doesn't lift enough to have the physique he is portrayed as having. His numbers were actually laughable in relation to how smugly confident he acts about his body. PEDs are definitely involved.
 
The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
CNN: Hasan Piker wants to stream less in 2026 (archive) (ghost) (mega) (lite - archive)
By Harmeet Kaur (archive)

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"I think people are very fed up with the lack of change from either major party, and I think it’s causing them to look for alternatives," says Hasan Piker about what's giving him hope for the year ahead.
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Whole article is some jeet trying to blow Hasan.

No mentions of his dog electrocution, "America deserved 9/11," "kill Rick Scott," or any other controversy. That's all swept under the rug as him being a "polarizing figure" with "staunchly leftist" opinions. (Can you even imagine a right-winger of any kind getting such ass-kissing coverage?)

They're still using the "Joe Rogan of the left" line, which after a solid year now is amazing. I don't think they realize everyone laughs at them for that whole concept.

Hasan is the Nick Fuentes of the left.
 

Hasan crashes out over Ethan Klein playing the victim (the master of leftist morality) and declared himself the real victim of H3H3s middle aged female audience and his content.
 
Crypt Kicker said:
Does the left mock Hasan as much as the right should be mocking Fuentes?
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They're analogous because they're both politics streamers with radical positions and large zoomer audiences they acquired by being edgy.

Neither of them is anything like Joe Rogan, a billionaire drug addict cage fighter running an interview show about gorillas and DMT, and it's endlessly funny watching Democrats play with the idea that Hasan could be that for them. I think they just lack all media literacy tbh.
 
deleuzeon said:
They're analogous because they're both politics streamers with radical positions and large zoomer audiences they acquired by being edgy.

Neither of them is anything like Joe Rogan, a billionaire drug addict cage fighter running an interview show about gorillas and DMT, and it's endlessly funny watching Democrats play with the idea that Hasan could be that for them. I think they just lack all media literacy tbh.
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And they’re both closet cases who hate TEH JOOOOS.
 
The biggest difference between Hasan and Fuentes is despite being a loathsome fatty manlet , Fuentes can be funny and has some charisma even if it's not for everyone or even most people.

Hasan has a more guarded image and comes across as mildly defensive and deflective, almost half of his clout seems to be from how attractive he is to flamboyant gays who want him to pack their fudge. If hasan had severe alopecia, he would dry to death on the on the vine, if it happened to Fuentes groypers would threaten to behead anyone who dares say he wears a wig.
 
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