💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

[Smithfield Ham]

It's totally intentional. It's a guy who has spent a long, LONG time in front of a mirror, or with a camera taking selfies, trying to figure out the exact facial posture that will make him look as open, nonthreatening, and welcoming as possible. To me it signals "majorly neurotic."

It's supposed to look like that. It's meant to invoke pity and sympathy, make him come off like an exhausted intellectual. But it's completely fucking fake, and that's why I hate it.

 

[Zorgulon]

HASAN YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF AN IDEOLOGUE

IDEOLOGY IS SECONDARY FOOL DONT BE BLINDED BY DOGMA

FOCUS ON INCOME INEQUALITY FUCK THE FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT GAY PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLE IGNORE THEM STOP TRYING TO COURT THEM

HELP THE POOR AND WORKING CLASS CUT OUT THE SJW SHIT YOU DICKHEAD

 

[Chilson]

HASAN YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF AN IDEOLOGUE

IDEOLOGY IS SECONDARY FOOL DONT BE BLINDED BY DOGMA

FOCUS ON INCOME INEQUALITY FUCK THE FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT GAY PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLE IGNORE THEM STOP TRYING TO COURT THEM

HELP THE POOR AND WORKING CLASS CUT OUT THE SJW SHIT YOU DICKHEAD

This is Hasan Piker, he is an idiot born into the top .00001% and will remain there for the rest of his life due to using his braindead reddit tier political takes to farm money from his moronic fans and feel superior to people who are far smarter and more likable than him.

He has no actual morals and especially doesn't give a single fuck about income inequality. All of this is obvious and really doesn't need to be repeated.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Hasan spoke at a Pro-Palestine rally today. He didn't prepare a speech and only talked for about three minutes.

That's gonna be a hard one to follow. Wow.

(Audience member: "We love you, Hasan!")

I love you, too. That's why I'm here today, to speak about love in some ways. I'm so... I'm s-... I feel so emboldened, so galvanized seeing so many people out here demonstrating-for a free Palestine. Something that I never thought I would be able to see so many people out in the streets, and even more at home, who recognize the cruelty and the inhumanity of the Zionist regime and the American government's unconditional support for Israel's genocide of the Palestinian population.

Now, I've spoken on this matter every single day, as have you. So, we've said everything that must be said a million times over. So I'm gonna keep it short and sweet, also because I didn't really prepare for a speech. I'm sorry.

What I want to say is this. Right now, this Trump administration has severely escalated the erosion of civil liberties for all Americans. (clapping) That's right. Yeah. Every single one of us. You have people getting black-bagged in the street, disappeared for the crime of speaking the truth. And that is, and that is precisely the reason why you demonstrating here matters. We must never allow these fascists to take away our voice.

Even if people don't recognize, even if people don't understand that one day they might be the ones who get black-bagged and sent to a slave labor colony in El Salvador, without due process. We will fight for them, too! Because every single person here understands the fundamental truth. None of us are free until all of us are free!

So, uh, and I wanna end with that and say, free Mahmoud! Free (unintelligible)! Free all of the political prisoners! From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free! Your voices will not be silenced!

Thank you.

While mingling with fans after his speech, some absolute schizo works himself into a frenzy, screaming political slogans and Allahu Akbar multiple times.

After the march, the schizo catches up to Hasan so he can better explain himself. Fortunately, Hasan has an excuse to ditch him when he sees Congressman Al Green walking the other way. Sadly, after he finishes talking to Green, who didn't know who he was, the schizo resumes his spergery.

Hasan feels he needs to do a better job of educating his fans on how to behave appropriately at protests.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Nux and Grifter are going to have a field day with the above lol

 

[deleuzeon]

Kind of annoyed that these losers are still making it impossible for a normal person to nonpolitically wear a keffiyeh. They're such a nice scarf-hoodie combo garment, but fuck being possibly mistaken for a Piker fan.

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

Idk where else to write this but I fucking abhor Sam Seder's permanently upturned eyebrows, as if he's saying "pity me" every time he looks in the camera. Is that just the way his face is shaped or does he actually do that stupid fucking face on purpose to somehow look more intellectual?

Don't follow internet intellectuals much so I had to google him and this was the first image LMAO

 

[The Token Ethnic]

Idk where else to write this but I fucking abhor Sam Seder's permanently upturned eyebrows, as if he's saying "pity me" every time he looks in the camera. Is that just the way his face is shaped or does he actually do that stupid fucking face on purpose to somehow look more intellectual?

That's Sam Seder? I remember him trying to make it as a comedian and showing up in small films/pilots with the Mr. Show crowd. I had no idea that he went into the field of lefty talk show host.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

That's Sam Seder? I remember him trying to make it as a comedian and showing up in small films/pilots with the Mr. Show crowd. I had no idea that he went into the field of lefty talk show host.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uxbnTui30Vshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=turvSXf2tfo

and look at his fucking eyebrows! They look normal there! What a cunt!

Watching that second video, it's no surprise Jon Benjamin got like eight TV shows and Sam went on to be the third rung down the line for a fake internet news network. I guess it's unfair to compare the two considering the script probably called for Seder to be stoic, but seeing the way JB just chews up the scenery and Sam is a total plank of wood.

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[royious]

acording to Hasan people who are anti israel work for the CIA

Asmon is far too fucking nice.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IAdQp4NwGOw
Made especially funny when Hasan went on Trash Taste of all things and is therefore far more clued in to anime than Asmon ever will be.

if I was asmon I would tell hasan "you're more likely to because you moved to Japan"

 

[Crypt Kicker]

if I was asmon I would tell hasan "you're more likely to because you moved to Japan"

You make comebacks like my grandmother

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Hasan spoke at a Pro-Palestine rally today. He didn't prepare a speech and only talked for about three minutes.

ironic, for someone who claims to be anti-Nazi he is sure giving off Hitler particles here

 

[Sexyphobe]

ironic, for someone who claims to be anti-Nazi he is sure giving off Hitler particles here

It's also been a bit since I've seen the "River to Sea" slogan. I assumed most Pro-Palestinian Westerners realized that it wasn't helping them to shout a call for an actual genocide. Somebody should ask Hasan what would happen to all the Israelis and Jews between that River and Sea if Hamas took over it.

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

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JFC this niggerfaggot retard lives a lifestyle most people would dream of, where he was born into wealth and has a job that doesn't really need you to actually DO anything. And I'm not being hyperbolic here; unlike many other streamers, this fag doesn't really have any major skills or intelligence or anything to justify his popularity. And yet he's making millions for it, while saying retarded shit like this. If anything, HE is a part of that "global capital". While glazing a nation that is a-ok with slave labor for shit-quality goods. Not to mention just how much it seems to follow the ol' Nazi handbook better than any of the nations he rails against.

Whether or not global capital is the enemy, faggots like Hasan are DEFINITELY the enemy.

 

[NeoMorgan]

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JFC this niggerfaggot retard lives a lifestyle most people would dream of, where he was born into wealth and has a job that doesn't really need you to actually DO anything. And I'm not being hyperbolic here; unlike many other streamers, this fag doesn't really have any major skills or intelligence or anything to justify his popularity. And yet he's making millions for it, while saying retarded shit like this. If anything, HE is a part of that "global capital". While glazing a nation that is a-ok with slave labor for shit-quality goods. Not to mention just how much it seems to follow the ol' Nazi handbook better than any of the nations he rails against.

Whether or not global capital is the enemy, faggots like Hasan are DEFINITELY the enemy.

Gotta love a champagne socialist turkroach sitting in his 3 million dollar house in west Hollywood telling us working class plebs what to believe. The funny thing about Hasan is even with his wealth, looks, and clout he's still an insecure faggot. He couldn't stand that the Trash Taste audience was collectively shitting on him, rightfully so, for being a terrorist sympathizer and rape apologist.

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Gotta love a champagne socialist turkroach sitting in his 3 million dollar house in west Hollywood telling us working class plebs what to believe. The funny thing about Hasan is even with his wealth, looks, and clout he's still an insecure faggot. He couldn't stand that the Trash Taste audience was collectively shitting on him, rightfully so, for being a terrorist sympathizer and rape apologist.

Not just Trash Taste. Didn't he get into a bitch fight with Asmongold because the guy or his followers slightly shit-talked Hasan?

 

[Chilson]

Not just Trash Taste. Didn't he get into a bitch fight with Asmongold because the guy or his followers slightly shit-talked Hasan?

He got in a bitch fight with Asmongold because he is more popular than Hasan. Which is truthfully the same fundamental reasons Hasan gets in bitch fights with most people, jealously and ego.

 

[Lisa forgive me]

Nux and Grifter are going to have a field day with the above lol

The only reason I am hesitant to watch Grifter videos
Is because I have to listen to Hasan speaking for an extended period of time

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

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JFC this niggerfaggot retard lives a lifestyle most people would dream of, where he was born into wealth and has a job that doesn't really need you to actually DO anything. And I'm not being hyperbolic here; unlike many other streamers, this fag doesn't really have any major skills or intelligence or anything to justify his popularity. And yet he's making millions for it, while saying retarded shit like this. If anything, HE is a part of that "global capital". While glazing a nation that is a-ok with slave labor for shit-quality goods. Not to mention just how much it seems to follow the ol' Nazi handbook better than any of the nations he rails against.

Whether or not global capital is the enemy, faggots like Hasan are DEFINITELY the enemy.

Spoke like a true CIA asset.