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Seeing the first movie with a live orchestra - theater is packed, troons stay mad lol
 
HP managed to do the tricky problem of having world building that's appealing, accessible and complex, but not too retarded while also being very child friendly.
It sounds like it should be very easy but the only franchise comparable is Star Wars.
 
Which one of the 3 main characters are they going to make non-white?

It has to be Hermione, right?
They already did that in one of the stage productions, and JKR tried to say, "I never specified that Hermione was white!" but she did.

So yeah, Hermione will absolutely be a Nigerian straight off the refugee boat.
 
I rewatched all of the movies after more than a decade of not seeing some of them. I forgot how terrifying some of the scenes are. The ones that scared me the most as a kid were Voldemort drinking unicorn blood, Peter Pettigrew on the marauder's map, and that damn ugly ass shriveled up Voldemort from the last movie.

I lost sleep over those scenes but damn I'm glad they weren't sanatized for kiddos. The horror aspect is awesome.
 
One of the things that's always bugged me about the Potterverse is the convoluted wizarding monetary system... I mean, you would THINK that they'd eventually change that into some sort of decimal-based system EVENTUALLY, but nooooooooo...

(Yeah, yeah, I know, here come the puzzle pieces... LOL)
 
Which one of the 3 main characters are they going to make non-white?

It has to be Hermione, right?
How are they going to turn Voldemort into a Trump analogy. Will it be Harry or Ron who gets turned into a cuck, and how will they shoehorn in lectures on white privilege, black lives matter, and capitalism.

I'm expecting multiple race swaps with not just one of the main characters.
 
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How are they going to turn Voldemort into a Trump analogy. Will it be Harry or Ron who gets turned into a cuck, and how will they shoehorn in lectures on white privilege, black lives matter, and capitalism.

I'm expecting multiple race what not just one of the main characters.
"Poor little Harry Potter... The Boy Who Lived, that's what they call him... I call him Headwound Harry, has a great scar and all... He's just jealous, that's all! Jealous that I have the best plans, the yuge plans, to make the Wizarding World great again!"

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How are they going to turn Voldemort into a Trump analogy. Will it be Harry or Ron who gets turned into a cuck, and how will they shoehorn in lectures on white privilege, black lives matter, and capitalism.

I'm expecting multiple race what not just one of the main characters.
They will 100% not be able to make any of the baddie characters diverse. Diverse people are only ever the white hats.
 
"Poor little Harry Potter... The Boy Who Lived, that's what they call him... I call him Headwound Harry, has a great scar and all... He's just jealous, that's all! Jealous that I have the best plans, the yuge plans, to make the Wizarding World great again!"

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Now all I need is Voldemort ranting about mudbloods like Trump on mexicans.
They will 100% not be able to make any of the baddie characters diverse. Diverse people are only ever the white hats.
That's boring and unrealistic. In the real world there are bad diverse people just like there are good diverse people.
 
Now all I need is Voldemort ranting about mudbloods like Trump on mexicans.
"Now you've got all these Muggles PRETENDING they're Wizards thinking they can just steal the Wizarding dream... Oh no, don't boo them, they don't know any better... They know they've got it bad! I mean, who can blame 'em? But what we shouldn't have to put up with is sending their mudblood offspring into our schools, into our businesses, cutting in line in front of anyone else wanting to cross that border! I say we build a wall and make the Muggles pay for it! And any time they complain about it? We make the wall 100 feet taller!"
 
Guys, do you know any Harry Potter podcast that does not speak ill of Rowling because of her "transphobia"? Anything? Does such thing exist? I only care about the books, btw, so not something that is just about the movies or whatever. I feel like listening to a podcast about Harry Potter but not listening to the hosts talking about "the author" or "this woman" like she is a leper.

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Okay, you are probably right lmao
 
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Guys, do you know any Harry Potter podcast that does not speak ill of Rowling because of her "transphobia"? Anything? Does such thing exist? I only care about the books, btw, so not something that is just about the movies or whatever. I feel like listening to a podcast about Harry Potter but not listening to the hosts talking about "the author" or "this woman" like she is a leper.

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Okay, you are probably right lmao
If you do find any, would love to hear about 'em...
 
hit some of Harry Potter at Universal, the train to Hogwarts was cute but needed a lot more AC (see also every other fucking ride)
Harry Potter and the Screens And A Few Dementors was okay

gonna catch Hagrid Coaster and the Gringotts one soon, probably at least the dragon coaster, probably not the hippogriff one
 
Hagrid Coaster was fun, a bit outside my comfort zone for coasters but cool, makes me curious to go a bit further on coasters but the wife and I still have stuff to do together
Harry Potter Ron Ron's Brother (no not the dragon one. No not the twin ones. No not the dick one.) Bill And The Screens Of Gringotts was okay, the Monsters Unleashed ride really has the sauce putting robots interacting with the screens instead of just SCREENS EVERYWHERE

still need to catch the Ministry of Magic ride, doing that tomorrow

the other miscellaneous crap's nice, still haven't tried the butterbeer,
 
witness the meltdown over the tv series has been amazing.
Meanwhile, in real life, everyone I know (myself included) are excited for this show.
 
I was on a chinese game website and saw that they made this game, looks like a card game
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Hey.
So I got interested in this so I looked it up and, my oh-my, the style looks really fucking cool.
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Apparently, actors from Harry Potter talked about this game, but it's got so little views, and the website's copyright statement is from between 2023 and 2024... The latest news from the website was back in September, 2025...
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