FIGGIN Happy 33rd Birthday Phil

[AnOminous]

They probably took some of Phil's colon to fill it out, and we know that fat arse has enough colon to spare seeing as he sticks his head up there frequently.

There's no indication he actually did that.

 

[Mogambo]

Congratulations Phil. You're 33, you're a grown ass man and you still act out like a rebellious teenager. You don't have a job, you don't have a significant other, you don't have a car, and the only reason you have an apartment is because you're able to mooch off taxpayer money by claiming to be disabled. People literally think you're a tard. But hey, at least you don't crash youth shelters anymore, so I guess you're making some progress there.

About the only thing of note that you've accomplished in your 33 years on this planet has been amusing anonymous weirdos on the internet by chopping off your dick, and I, for one, would like to thank you for removing your obviously inferior genetic seed from the breeding pool. Thank Allah that you will never have children, because nobody would want to be related to you!

But otherwise your entire life and identity have been a wash out. I mean, Antifa barely notices you exist, and the other liberal anarchist SJWs types who know you do everything to avoid you. You still can't speak Spanish even though you've had years worth of free time to practice. What the fuck do you even do in the library all day? You don't look like Sakura. And do you even remember your dream of joining Dykes on Bikes, solely because their rhyming name clicked in your autistic little brain? Your not a member and you never will be. Fuck, you got your balls chopped off and STILL don't know how to ride a bike.

So enjoy your birthday because I don't see things getting better for you, unfortunately.

 

[MacMasonry]

It's fortunate Phil's been making an ass of himself for 33 years. Unfortunately, Phil has also lived for 33 years

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Whenever I start to think Russel Greer has the biggest delusional ego on the farms with no one else even close, Phil manages to present a sudden and massive challenge. It's about the only thing that the Philthy One comes close to succeeding in, and he may well force a tight race for LOLcow of the year 2018 at this point.

My GodBear the delusions! "One of the top 20 most heavily armed Transwomen in Portland"? BB guns don't count as firearms, dumbass. They barely even qualify as weapons. Or does he have crossbows and slingshots around that I haven't seen yet?

Either way, I'd love to see the day he challenges a 'facist' who has a carry permit with his fucking pellet gun. That would be the end of the great antifacist crusade of ADF/Phil/Isawatever. Which also means it's never going to happen. No matter how much he blusters, Phil loves life and cheese far more then the causes he attaches himself to for asspats and would NEVER endanger his precious pseudo-vagoo that way.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

 

[Adamska]

Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

Don't insult monkeys by comparing them to this tard. A monkey is far more successful at living and is a smarter creature than a Phil.

 

[Kyria the Great]

He is only 33 years old? Damn I thought Phil was at least late 30s due to the way his face looked, but I guess stress and not taking care of yourself playing videa all day will do that.

 

[Adamska]

He is only 33 years old? Damn I thought Phil was at least late 30s due to the way his face looked, but I guess stress and not taking care of yourself playing videa all day will do that.

Wrong Phil. This Phil is the genuine tard who is pretty much just screaming into the void for asspats (and getting none), dresses like a bondage clown and pretends to be a terrorist, invented a bootleg Israel to satisfy his J-lo fetish, wants to shoot us but is too retarded to get a real gun, and cut his cock off in a retarded attempt to spite us.

You're thinking of Pigroach, who is also a disgusting human being, but doesn't look like a bondage clown and at least has a Pigcult that throws quarters at him.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Wrong Phil. This Phil is the genuine tard who is pretty much just screaming into the void for asspats (and getting none), dresses like a bondage clown and pretends to be a terrorist, invented a bootleg Israel to satisfy his J-lo fetish, wants to shoot us but is too exceptional to get a real gun, and cut his cock off in a exceptional attempt to spite us.

You're thinking of Pigroach, who is also a disgusting human being, but doesn't look like a bondage clown and at least has a Pigcult that throws quarters at him.

I am sorry that I get my spergs mixed up

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Physical age 33
Emotional age 13

Let's shoot for 14 next year Phil.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Physical age 33
Emotional age 13

Let's shoot for 14 next year Phil.

I like to imagine he’ll reach maturity in literally the last few seconds before he dies.