FIGGIN Happy 33rd Birthday Phil

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Lá breithe shona duit potato fella

Daily reminder that no one in Phil's lives gives a shit except for us fash bootlickers.
 
You’d think Phil wouldn’t want to highlight the fact that he’s 33 and still has an imaginary friend, but I suppose he is a sped.
 
happy birthday Phil. Your present from Toren is going to be the same as last year! A punch in the head just like at Christmas and whatever Toren feels like
 
Positron said:
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There's some who are also born with the genetics of a potatoe...aand that's you Phil. Also, STFU, you know you aren't one of the top 20 armed troons in Portland. The only things you have that you consider weapons were bought from the mall and the shit magazine you find on airplanes Phil. Go get some big boy guns (not the airsoft ones you prefer), then...and only then, you can consider yourself armed. Happy 33rd birthday you autistic fat fuck.
 
Coldgrip said:
"...domestic terrorist who has systematically endured 10 years of cyberstalking, cyberbullying, and lateral surveillance from the alt-right goons..."

Christ, he sounds like the most pathetic terrorist to ever live.
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If you have to say you're a domestic terrorist...
Phil the only thing terroristic about you is that hole between your legs. How long until he has some bizarro between-leg intestinal prolapse where the stitches pop and a bunch of his lower intestine spill and dangle through the hole? I'm surprised it hasn't gone totally septic yet. Think the reason he's withholding pics is because it's degrading too fast for him to keep up with and he's panicking?
 
I like the terrorist label. No one considers Phil a terrorist, because he would have been arrested.

Can you imagine him in a terror cell? “Brothers, today we strike at the heart of the infidel - wait, why does that guy keep meowing?”
 
"The Antifa Portland deserves."

Phil confirmed for police plant.

Lol, good job saying Antifa is a pathetic joke, Phil. Way to treat your supposed "family".
 
AnOminous said:
I wonder if Tyrone would be so enraged when he tried to rape Phil's nonfunctional fake vagina that he'd stomp him to death instead. It's only an inch deep because it's made from a micropenis.
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That's not true.

They probably took some of Phil's colon to fill it out, and we know that fat arse has enough colon to spare seeing as he sticks his head up there frequently.
 
Happy Birthday Mr. Isabel! Remember, you can cut off your dick, by that Y chromosome will always mean you're Male (and those extra chromosomes mean you're an Autistic subhuman tard). 33 years, and what have you to show for it? Nothing. You've accomplished exactly jack and shit with your life. You have alienated yourself from your friends, assaulted your mother, and slandered your father. The only person you have in your life is an abusive drunk that you have to tiptoe around so he won't beat you like you beat your mother. You have no one aside from us to remember your birthday, and even we don't care about it aside from reminding you that you have no one to share today with. So waddle on down to the grocers and buy yourself a cupcake and candle to blow out. Your wish won't come true, but you can always pretend.
 
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