Hagmaxxing ain't worth it boyos

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Skitarii

Skitarii

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I gave in and got into a fling with an older woman (11/12 years older) and she was craaaaazy 🤪 and retarded ☯️

No it wasn't your mom (sadly)

Seemed like a normal person on the surface. A little jumpy and a little bit of a history sperg. Turned out to be extremely volatile and controlling and emotionally immature and had a strange fixation with pseudo-pagan nonsense that bordered on literal animism (she thought shitskin tree-worship was not only heckin' wholesome and valid and brave, but also unironically believed it had actual real spiritual merit and wasn't just a bunch of nigger superstition; she is a practicing Bulgarian Orthodox Christian btw)

Anyway I'm fucking single again :heart-empty:

1 scouter react and I film myself doing the cinnamon challenge
 
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So take this as you will, but I recently started a FWB with a single mom of some elementary kid.
I live about 4 hours away currently due to circumstances ATM but im from the area; I'm having a blast. She ordered a tripod so we can record shit.
Serious question tho, OP. Why did you decide to date them when they give it out for basically free?

Agamemnon Busmalis said:
When milfmaxxing the rule is your age plus seven.
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That's when YOU're the older one, silly.
 
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Weapons Grade Autism said:
So take this as you will, but I recently started a FWB with a single mom of some elementary kid.
I live about 4 hours away currently due to circumstances ATM but im from the area; I'm having a blast. She ordered a tripod so we can record shit.
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I see the next Kiwi Farms Movie Night is going to be an interesting one.
 
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Reminmyster said:
I hate this wave of men convincing other men to date and fuck ran through 30 year olds and treat it as winning in life.
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It doesn't happen. 90% of "MILF" dating stories are made up by coom-crazy men convinced there's an attractive older woman who's magically into shy, poor, younger losers.

No, older women don't act like teenage anime characters, verbally bemoaning their status as a "hag", and "too old for you". They are looking for a man who can provide income and stability. If a young guy is able to do that, good on him. But that guy isn't desperate and will stick to dating girls his age.

There is a subsect of the male population who are always in a state of flux, synced with the revolving door of trendy internet fetishes — the poor souls looking for a loophole in the dating game, some way that'll lend them a female way out of their league. These people are seeking out some type of woman, whose "flaws", in her head, will make her undesirable for Chad, and will make her gravitate towards the Virgin.

"Oh, I know, MILFs!! The Internet told me they are empty milk cartons who dream of college guys! No? Maybe goth gurls?? They're so weird, they probably scare off all the men! Tomboyyys!!!.."

In reality, none of these traits actually make men less interested, of course. These women still get hit on, and you'll still have competition. That is, unless you go down the GILF route...
 
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I thought the title said hatemaxxing and was confused as to what the fuck this gay ass bullshit had to do with it.

Hatemaxxing is always worth it.
 
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Reminmyster said:
I hate this wave of men convincing other men to date and fuck ran through 30 year olds and treat it as winning in life. Modern men need to grow actual standards and not fuck everything that has a pulse.
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If they're single at that age, then they're just as bad (or worse) than the forever singles at your age, I don't get it personally, I'd rather not have to lube her up before ragging.
 
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Brown People are Gross said:
It doesn't happen. 90% of "MILF" dating stories are made up by coom-crazy men convinced there's an attractive older woman who's magically into shy, poor, younger losers.

No, older women don't act like teenage anime characters, verbally bemoaning their status as a "hag", and "too old for you". They are looking for a man who can provide income and stability. If a young guy is able to do that, good on him. But that guy isn't desperate and will stick to dating girls his age.

There is a subsect of the male population who are always in a state of flux, synced with the revolving door of trendy internet fetishes — the poor souls looking for a loophole in the dating game, some way that'll lend them a female way out of their league. These people are seeking out some type of woman, whose "flaws", in her head, will make her undesirable for Chad, and will make her gravitate towards the Virgin.

"Oh, I know, MILFs!! The Internet told me they are empty milk cartons who dream of college guys! No? Maybe goth gurls?? They're so weird, they probably scare off all the men! Tomboyyys!!!.."

In reality, none of these traits actually make men less interested, of course. These women still get hit on, and you'll still have competition. That is, unless you go down the GILF route...
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Good rant, of course if you want an edge over the competition you can always shower and touch grass but that is easier said than done
 
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A year ago I had never heard the term "hag" in any context other than descriptions of witches in old children's books - now it's everywhere. This is just another FOTM, sexually related, mind virus - many such cases with these archetypes people flock to. Women who are that old and still trying to find a man are all crazy bitches that are going to either kill you or make you wish that you were dead. If they reopened the asylums today they would be filled with "hags" tomorrow. Just find a woman your age who has a decent relationship with her father and no chemical dependencies - that might seem difficult, it is. I wish you the best of luck.
 
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Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
I go square dancing and it’s all geezers and I bitterly thought “I 100% like these women more, I’d rather date one of them if they had a young woman’s body.”
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That's funny, in my area square dancing is all 20 something college students, young couples and people looking to couple up, all hosted at the local club/lodge. Quite wholesome.
 
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Mfw kiwiboomers give young kiwicels the worst dating advice you'd ever heard.
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Dalmatian Enthusiast said:
A year ago I had never heard the term "hag" in any context other than descriptions of witches in old children's books - now it's everywhere. This is just another FOTM, sexually related, mind virus - many such cases with these archetypes people flock to. Women who are that old and still trying to find a man are all crazy bitches that are going to either kill you or make you wish that you were dead. If they reopened the asylums today they would be filled with "hags" tomorrow. Just find a woman your age who has a decent relationship with her father and no chemical dependencies - that might seem difficult, it is. I wish you the best of luck.
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It's very disrespectful, too. One of those things where if a woman knew you were "hagmaxxing" with her she'd be in her rights to ditch you.

Why not call it "damemaxxing"? Chasing after dames?
 
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Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
It's very disrespectful, too. One of those things where if a woman knew you were "hagmaxxing" with her she'd be in her rights to ditch you.

Why not call it "damemaxxing"? Chasing after dames?
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Corpsemaxxing

Cadaver-caving

Pension-porking

Coffin-raping

hardcore age play, the wrong way-maxxing
 
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