Hagmaxxing ain't worth it boyos

[Skitarii]

Spoiler: Niggers

Spoiler: Tongue

Spoiler: My

Spoiler: Anus

I gave in and got into a fling with an older woman (11/12 years older) and she was craaaaazy and retarded

No it wasn't your mom (sadly)

Seemed like a normal person on the surface. A little jumpy and a little bit of a history sperg. Turned out to be extremely volatile and controlling and emotionally immature and had a strange fixation with pseudo-pagan nonsense that bordered on literal animism (she thought shitskin tree-worship was not only heckin' wholesome and valid and brave, but also unironically believed it had actual real spiritual merit and wasn't just a bunch of nigger superstition; she is a practicing Bulgarian Orthodox Christian btw)

Anyway I'm fucking single again

1 scouter react and I film myself doing the cinnamon challenge

 

[The Last Stand]

Then much later I think: “Young women are just old women in an earlier stage.”

That's like taking the cake out of the over prematurely. It doesn't help that fashion trends nowadays compared to back then aren't much appealing.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

That's like taking the cake out of the over prematurely. It doesn't help that fashion trends nowadays compared to back then aren't much appealing.

Your old lady thing is gross but I agree about fashion. That’s why I watch vintage 70s porn sometimes.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I hate this wave of men convincing other men to date and fuck ran through 30 year olds and treat it as winning in life. Modern men need to grow actual standards and not fuck everything that has a pulse.

You’ve never been sat on and called a good boy and it shows.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Your old lady thing is gross but I agree about fashion. That’s why I watch vintage 70s porn sometimes.

@The Last Stand isn't into them as old, just as they looked back then!

For God's sake Olivia de Haviland is my dream woman.

 

[raspberry mocha]

Cheer up, lads. If Charlie Kirk could do it and even get a few kids out of it, I'm sure you can.