Hades 2 - now in early access

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Holy fuck, imagine getting mad that someone doesn't want to buy a game. Seriously, are these shill accounts from Supergiant Games' or something? :story:
Nigga, reread my post.
I’m literally making fun of him not buying a game because of a fucking photo in the game. I could care less if the guy doesn’t wanna play Hades II. It’s not struggling for sales.
 
So I stumbled upon this image that was posted on 4chan's /v/ board, and it looks like it had a slapfight. Just goes to show the defendants of nigger Hestia...and the fact they made anime Hestia a retarded idiot is also a egostroking move of its own.

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Also I dunno about you but not buying a game because of a single character is one of the most childish, pathetic things to admit.
I dunno, seems pretty fucking pathetic to demand people spend their money on your preferred brand of slop. People have a right to spend, or abstain, from purchasing a game for any reason they wish. You make a character so ugly and appealing that I don't want to play the game? Then I should probably tell you as much.
 
I dunno, seems pretty fucking pathetic to demand people spend their money on your preferred brand of slop. People have a right to spend, or abstain, from purchasing a game for any reason they wish. You make a character so ugly and appealing that I don't want to play the game? Then I should probably tell you as much.
Of course. I get it. I guess I don’t really care about some things when it comes to games I guess….
 
Let's be honest here, the only reason people give a shit about that sheboon design is the contrast of big boob loli.

Anyways the game isn't out anyways.
No it's really just a bad design. But some fucking moron decided to bring up anime Hestia and now all the Hades defenders are using that as a shield against criticism.
 

looking at this, the frothing-at-the-mouth about DEI seems overblown. Hestia's design is absolutely laughable, and the designs of Apollo and Achilles just straight up ignore the source material. Selene being olive-skinned seems odd given her occasional description as pale/silvery for obvious reasons. Hephaestus being fat is retarded, but the wheelchair thing is real:

Wikipedia said:
Hephaestus is described in mythological sources as "lame" (chōlos) and "halting" (ēpedanos). He was depicted with curved feet, an impairment he had either from birth or as a result of his fall from Olympus. In vase paintings, Hephaestus is sometimes shown bent over his anvil, hard at work on a metal creation, and sometimes his feet are curved back-to-front: Hephaistos amphigyēeis. He walked with the aid of a stick.
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In some myths, Hephaestus built himself a "wheeled chair" or chariot with which to move around, thus helping support his mobility while demonstrating his skill to the other gods. In the Iliad 18.371, it is stated that Hephaestus built twenty bronze wheeled tripods to assist him in moving around.

that's one major strike and four nitpicks out of the listed cast of 21. this seems less like a full-throated endorsement of blackwashing and more like the (female) artists thought they'd push a couple characters towards the "body diversity" space. annoying, yes, but this hardly makes it a Trojan horse full of woke-ism like it's being made out to be.

So I stumbled upon this image that was posted on 4chan's /v/ board, and it looks like it had a slapfight. Just goes to show the defendants of nigger Hestia...and the fact they made anime Hestia a retarded idiot is also a egostroking move of its own.

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/v/ has attracted some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet for over 10 years now. it's a tradition.
 
Whenever I see developers turn into these walking ESG stereotypes I ask myself: where they always like this and just hid their intentions? Or did they catch the LA brainrot even if they're well into adulthood?
 
I’m literally making fun of him not buying a game because of a fucking photo in the game. I could care less if the guy doesn’t wanna play Hades II. It’s not struggling for sales.
If a menu has a photo of a dish that's a fucking coiled dog turd on the place, I would not want to eat there.
Seriously, god help your love life if you can't see obvious red flags.
Of course. I get it. I guess I don’t really care about some things when it comes to games I guess….
Then why the fuck do you even chime in to begin with?
 
Taken from my phone, so sorry for bad quality, but check out what some Twitter users have to say.

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I don't know what anime the girl in white is from but I've seen that one pop up here and there for what seems like over a decade now. The only long term memetic value the Hades version has is to bash supergiant/Hades fans and in nigger memes. I suppose that's iconic but just not the right kind of iconic.
 
As someone who's pretty decent enough at games, I found Hades 1 to be a fucking drag to get through.
The first few runs were actually exciting because everything was new. New weapons, new hammers, new gods, new enemies, new rooms, new bosses, etc. However after about run 15 I ran into the brick wall of META PROGRESSION with my dick out.

Gone was the fun of having new things. The enemies became tired, the new weapons were drip fed way too slow, I couldn't progress the entire overall story except for one line of dialog (if I was lucky enough for the NPC to even fucking show up). It got to the point where I was starting a run, gifting a god I needed to increase my relationship with then immediately dying so I could do it again.

In terms of a roguelike Hades is pretty fucking weak. There's no alt-floors, no alt-bosses, no alt-paths, the room lay outs are limited, weapons are limited, the only cool thing (Daedaleus hammers) are so rare you are lucky to find one before the half way point, there's only one secret boss. Even the most basic bitch no DLC Issac has 5 times the content of Hades.

The Pact of Punishment added a little spice into the variety of gameplay, but again when you only have a base of basic rice, you can't really expect to make a gourmet meal by adding pepper flakes to it. Having beefed up bosses was fun, but the path to get there wasn't worth it, and the rewards are again metered out so slowly that you don't get more rewards for overloading your heat guage (which heavily disincentivized me from even caring).

As for the woke shit in 1 I honestly didn't care about it too much? Namely because it wasn't shoved in your face. Zag and Thanatos, Achiles and his gay lover. That was all fine since it was handled pretty well.

I'm really not that interested in playing 2 especially because it seems they made the combat even slower by making every enemy a damage sponge. Plus I really don't want to get invested in ANOTHER early access bullshit game.

If you're looking for a way more fast paced rogue-like game I would heavily push you to look up OTXO.

As for Supergiant themselves, I loved Bastion. It was the first game I ever played on a PC I personally bought with my own money, so it wasn't a shitty 'family' computer that could barley run a flash game without dying inside. The music, art, and of course the narriator added up to be an amazing game which has stuck with me for years. Transistor was also cool, and while I wasn't as big a fan of the combat I enjoyed it still a good deal. Pyre was the falloff point for me. Pretty art and music can't really make up for a lackluster base game play. Magic sportsball was fucking boring when even on the hardest difficulty and with all of the difficulty modifiers on the AI was fucking retarded and easy to juke.
 
No it's really just a bad design. But some fucking moron decided to bring up anime Hestia and now all the Hades defenders are using that as a shield against criticism.
The only reason internet denizens know the goddess was the character being a meme a decade ago. Heck, it was probably known by the devs.
Wait... didn't Hades just come out a couple years ago? Already a sequel? And early access at that?
I feel the opposite, it looks like a complete rehash of the first game so why the fuck does it take multiple years to get a beta version that usually takes two more years to come out? The glacial pace of modern gaming is insane.

You have some of the best games in existence come out decades ago over half a year written by 5 guys in Assembly. Modern games have 100 people devs who seemingly waste all their time writing fappics.
 
Nothing is cool about fantasy wheelchairs. They're fucking gay, and they're only ever in a game for fucking gay reasons.
Fantasy wheelchairs are hilarious.
I love the idea of a dnd party only with wheelchairbound individuals.

A barbarian that throws his wheelchair and his friend's at the enemies.

A rogue with the sneakiest wheel in the realm

An artificer with a rocket attached to his wheelchair

A cleric of Illimather that will do secure wheelchair accessibility in dungeons and taverns.
 
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