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Can we have someone switch teams, they're not making it fun just sad
You're just jealous because Ralph is swimming in lemons and retard puss. You Have been exposed as running gay ops in the elusive gay ops discord server! Now watch as I get my tongue even deeper into his majestic guntcrease because I have absolutely nothing better to do than write essays on how this is all just gay ops on twitter all day.

Also, gay ops!
 
The next time you send that lemon to Ralph, I want you to remember this: Ethan must stand on his tippy toes to kiss his 18 year old girlfriend. That is his only option unless she bends over like a hunchback to reach him.

When they embrace, he looks lovingly up into her eyes. It is unlikely his arms can reach the small of her back due to their short length and his belly pressing against hers.
 
I dont think Ralph even understands what hood rich means. Hood rich niggers make their money through drugs, which gives them a great cash flow, but since it is cash that can't be deposited or used officially unless laundered, they are stuck living in squalor.

Ralph is white trash, who holds no redeeming qualities. I think he is beginning to understand his precarious position, but instead of mending fences, he's lashing out any threat he perceives. He has pushed away so many fans, all that are left are devout paypigs.

The reason Gator is going so hard to defend Ralph is an atonement to his previous backstabbing during the pillstream era.
 
Pay? I dont think you understand, you have to pay for the privilege to sweep for Ralph, extra if you want a specific division.
 
Well shit. Here I was, willing to lay down my life for the Gunt's lemon, and it turns out I won't even get that. Do I at least get medals? Rations? A fancy hat? I'm a GaymerGate veteran you know. I served with Gator in the trenches and everything.
 
Ear juice just reminded me that Dame has a video calling out the "fan of illustrations of little girls getting fucked" quotes, so Dame you want to make an account and defend that or are you going to sit in your twitter hugbox blocking any one calling you out or ethan and dick?

lol ethan retweeted a pro lolicon tweet to own josh lmfao
 
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Ear juice just reminded me that Dame has a video calling out the "fan of illustrations of little girls getting fucked" quotes, so Dame you want to make an account and defend that or are you going to sit in your twitter hugbox blocking any one calling you out or ethan and dick?

I always knew this was a Mundane Matt fansite!

well that answers my question, no dame were going to bully the fuck out of you for being a thin skinned spic. get absolutely fucked
 
absolutely poetic that this is the exact date of the boulderstream

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The ralph thread is going by too fast. I wonder what the other gunt guard members are saying right about now. Anyways, that's dick's response. Here's Memology 101


EDIT: Andy Warski

Null also listed a few others on twitter:
 
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Do you think the Vicker's after getting off the plane immediately made their daughter take Plan B? Perhaps it was like that episode of Black Mirror where the mom sneaks it in her drink?
 
Well shit. Here I was, willing to lay down my life for the Gunt's lemon, and it turns out I won't even get that. Do I at least get medals? Rations? A fancy hat? I'm a GaymerGate veteran you know. I served with Gator in the trenches and everything.
You get a luchador mask and a broom. Now off you go and give Kiwi a good thrashing! Rule Guntania!

Apropos of nothing, can anyone photoshop a Gunt Wants You poster? I'm looking for a new avatar.
 
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