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excelinvestigated said:
so you do not allow any post that is against the general mood of hating on ralph, i didnt know you were so weak @Null or whatever mod that did that.
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The thread is moving at about 50 pages a day. If we let random retards come in to start arguments the thread would have no value whatsoever to anyone. This is not your personal soapbox.
 
For the defendgunts in the thread,

Quick maths: divide your own age by two and then add seven.

If you're 34 and can woo a 24-27 year old, you're good. If you date 18 year olds fresh out of HS, you're a creepy weirdo groomer. Not a pedophile, from a legal standpoint, but creepy weirdo groomer is not exactly a badge of honor to wear on your sleeve like ER seems to be trying to do.

Also, never ceases to amaze me how powerful parasocial relationships can be. This phenomenon has been well documented since the emergence of television (if not radio), but the ability to communicate and interact with the persona through livestreaming and the internet in general has only exacerbated the illusion of these one-sided -and often obsessive- relationships: People are out there, in here, defending Ralph like he's an IRL friend of theirs.

We can only ponder on the various self-esteem issues that are at play here.
 
Null said:
The thread is moving at about 50 pages a day. If we let random retards come in to start arguments the thread would have no value whatsoever to anyone. This is not your personal soapbox.
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I haven't paid much attention to the thread, but it seems to have exploded in activity, ever since the Gunt decided to take a swing at you.
You may be herding a bunch of cats here, but a loyal bunch after all.
 
i know its not my personal soap box i was just putting forward how they might think and how she might think and a different view rather than LOL SO FAT XD which there are many pages of

there are so many posts considered a soapbox post in that thread probably at least 50% of them are and just because i put a different view point out there you got mad enough to threadban me, and i thought ralph was the one to have the hug boxes. it is clear you want that thread to just contain anything against ralph and not want any detraction against that view point.
 
excelinvestigated said:
i know its not my personal soap box i was just putting forward how they might think and how she might think and a different view rather than LOL SO FAT XD which there are many pages of

there are so many posts considered a soapbox post in that thread probably at least 50% of them are and just because i put a different view point out there you got mad enough to threadban me, and i thought ralph was the one to have the hug boxes. it is clear you want that thread to just contain anything against ralph and not want any detraction against that view point.
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your lord and savior ethan ralph is a groomer who hides when he actually chatted up his "legal" freshly graduated gf, and is most likely in all honesty a child molester. You are moved here because you are filth laying down your time and money for a wretch. I mocked Ralph and his gay lover Jim and I was told to come to this thread too. Because here they have threads and the proper post goes with the proper topic, I mocked a gunt guard and was rightfully chided and told to come here and you are gunt guard and were told to come to your proper thread

I forgot he switches from not being able to have groomed nora at 17 because he met her on twi- i mean a live stream he cant prove existed where she conveniently first called in to ralph on her 18th birthday.
 
just like you cant prove he was talking to her at 17.

you are the ones trying to prove something, why not do that? because all the timeline matches up to him telling the truth, most of you are similar to the types of people who think Trump is the devil and cant think anything other than trump bad.

just look at that thread, so much of it is shit and i just wanted to try to clear up some of the lies, but thats not allowed on KF.

you have hated on ralph for his use of the block button but blocked me from the thread just for trying to put forward what i think and because it wasn't "haha ralph is so bad he is fat and shit" you block me from the thread. it makes me think what ralph has said about KF is right.

i am thinking that you dont actually like the truth and what is factual to be recorded you only want lies, which is not what i thought this site was. my mistake.

the very guidelines say no trolling plans, yet there are posts on here about encouraging botting on dlive so i wonder if those posts would get a thread ban?

@Null , you tried to deny that thread banning me was because of "no soapbox" but that is obviously not why, you just dont want anything that might put a different view out there other than fat gunt bad, i expected better from you
 
excelinvestigated said:
@Null , you tried to deny that thread banning me was because of "no soapbox" but that is obviously not why, you just dont want anything that might put a different view out there other than fat gunt bad, i expected better from you
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The thread moves dozens of pages a day and if people could argue with each other there it would be three times as fast. People are already complaining about the speed. When Marjan was in his thread it was literally hundreds of pages a day.
 
excelinvestigated said:
just like you cant prove he was talking to her at 17.
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Mate, at the very best he's a 35-year-old hooking up with a highschooler. Flying her out of her home to live in his shotgun shack with his infirm mother.

Do you not see how that's fucked up? Is that not degenerate?
Don't answer by telling me it's legal, just tell me if it's healthy.

That's not even getting into the high likelihood that he was hooking up with her whilst married, and then while dating a woman of an appropriate age.

excelinvestigated said:
you tried to deny that thread banning me was because of "no soapbox" but that is obviously not why, you just dont want anything that might put a different view out there other than fat gunt bad, i expected better from you
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It used to be about the music, man!
 
The guntguard are the current year hillbilly version of kumite fans
The supply is dwindling, soon there will only be cat ladies and gator left
 
excelinvestigated said:
just like you cant prove he was talking to her at 17.

you are the ones trying to prove something, why not do that? because all the timeline matches up to him telling the truth, most of you are similar to the types of people who think Trump is the devil and cant think anything other than trump bad.

just look at that thread, so much of it is shit and i just wanted to try to clear up some of the lies, but thats not allowed on KF.

you have hated on ralph for his use of the block button but blocked me from the thread just for trying to put forward what i think and because it wasn't "haha ralph is so bad he is fat and shit" you block me from the thread. it makes me think what ralph has said about KF is right.

i am thinking that you dont actually like the truth and what is factual to be recorded you only want lies, which is not what i thought this site was. my mistake.

the very guidelines say no trolling plans, yet there are posts on here about encouraging botting on dlive so i wonder if those posts would get a thread ban?

@Null , you tried to deny that thread banning me was because of "no soapbox" but that is obviously not why, you just dont want anything that might put a different view out there other than fat gunt bad, i expected better from you
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If you can’t see that there’s a difference between mass blocking on Twitter / D-Live and thread organization in a forum, you’re just as dumb as Ralph.
 
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bumch is not a spelling mistake, its a compound word of bum and bunch meaning a number of vagrants
 
excelinvestigated said:
just like you cant prove he was talking to her at 17.

you are the ones trying to prove something, why not do that? because all the timeline matches up to him telling the truth, most of you are similar to the types of people who think Trump is the devil and cant think anything other than trump bad
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i didnt try to prove shit n.igger, i sat back, thinking as you did that no one can really prove it and then out flounders gunty with a defense so piss poor and with so many needless contradictions when silence would have sufficed that i immediately said to myself "holy shit the gunt is a child molester why else would he do this". you realize this is the equivalent of mundane matt going out for boulders right?

also nice "youre sjws" defense there bud, but no the difference between kiwi and ralph is kiwi has always said they will edit and move posts and i havent noticed a big change in any posts or any attempt to silence people. people have been moved for arguments into containment threads in the simpspiracy shit show and well before that. i like ppp but both guys were complete bitches about things that are routine on this site

you seem to also be confused on what is actually not encouraged and thats making post after post trying to get people to just stop because you like the thread subject. thats just white knighting. you can find people saying things like mentally cows should be eased on greatly or chris shouldnt have a thread, etc etc but its not just because theyre angry that their efriend is getting mocked and they want to enlighten people.

"oh lol im flagging" after ralph bitches hypocritically about flagging campaigns isnt a trolling plan either. a "plan" would be more like planning something out beyond a shit post, people troll here all the time without making elaborate plans or personal army requests, especially in a thread with such a universally disliked figure as ethan
 
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Man the quality of gunt guard showing up has really gone down. As such, I will attempt to gunt guard.

ahem

Ralph straight op, Null gay op. Ralph wins. 111-0
 
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