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Epic Fail Man said:
You end up looking like a bunch of joyless losers, and not much better than Ralph. You guys should travel and visit Europe, it's fun.
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About as joyless as calling out posters in the Ralph subforum for making fun of Ralph and his spite-fueled decision making.
 
God this thread attracts some guntguards. We get it, you're not like the other shitposters, you've got a refined taste in filth.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
what's your point? Pretty sure plenty of people went to Lisbon and enjoyed it there.
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I'm sure it's not without its charm but in reality most Americans with the time and money to go to Europe choose to go elsewhere. It's not the lifestyle flex Ralph is making it out to be, which is another thing that makes it funny.
 
Hüftpriester said:
I'm sure it's not without its charm but in reality most Americans with the time and money to go to Europe choose to go elsewhere. It's not the lifestyle flex Ralph is making it out to be, which is another thing that makes it funny.
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Portugal is one of the best countries i've seen in europe, maybe don't knock it until you try it.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
Portugal is one of the best countries i've seen in europe, maybe don't knock it until you try it.
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Fair enough, maybe I will one day. But I won't be doing it for spite or leaving a pregnant girlfriend behind or spending my time seething at randos on twitter.

He also said he was going to be doing his show from Portugal but can't cause Daddy Dick booked him a basement apartment with no signal on airbnb. So not only has he wasted all this money for spite, he's missing out on his weekly $75 of Killstream superchat revenue. Everything about this is funny and taking the contrarian view comes off as Gunt guarding, even if it's not the intention.
 
Hüftpriester said:
Fair enough, maybe I will one day. But I won't be doing it for spite or leaving a pregnant girlfriend behind or spending my time seething at randos on twitter.

He also said he was going to be doing his show from Portugal but can't cause Daddy Dick booked him a basement apartment with no signal on airbnb. So not only has he wasted all this money for spite, he's missing out on his weekly $75 of Killstream superchat revenue. Everything about this is funny and taking the contrarian view comes off as Gunt guarding, even if it's not the intention.
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discouraging any different opinions would risk this board of becoming a hugbox. Not everyone who criticizes ralph differently or doesn't really bother making fun of him is a gunt guard or gator.
 
Hüftpriester said:
Dick booked him a basement apartment with no signal on airbnb
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It’s not an apartment, it’s a single room in a guesthouse (bathrooms shared with strangers). In Europe this generally means you get a sink in your room but the shitter and shower are in a bathroom shared by the whole floor (or two) of guests. Take THAT, Warski!
 
Epic Fail Man said:
discouraging any different opinions would risk this board of becoming a hugbox. Not everyone who criticizes ralph differently or doesn't really bother making fun of him is a gunt guard or gator.
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Making fun of Ralph isn't a hugbox its the normal thing normal people would do if they knew about someone like Ralph.
 
Disheveled Human said:
Making fun of Ralph isn't a hugbox its the normal thing normal people would do if they knew about someone like Ralph.
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read the post again, that's not what i meant.

Lol ok, just proved my point, make fun of ralph any differently and you are considered a gunt guard or gator. Cringe.
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edit: also not a sock or a fan of ralph, and have discouraged people for giving him views so i dont know why you added these here.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
Lol ok, just proved my point, make fun of ralph any differently and you are considered a gunt guard or gator. Cringe.
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edit: also not a sock or a fan of ralph, and have discouraged people for giving him views so i dont know why you added these here.
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I'm not saying you were or are a gunt guard. This is just kind of a catch all place to dump derailing shit that doesn't belong in another thread or is bad enough to delete. Hence why I long ago added "general sperg thread" to the subtitle. Gunt guard? Maybe, maybe not, I don't care. It was like a page-page and half of you bickering back and forth over the ethics in nitpicking Ralph.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
Portugal is one of the best countries i've seen in europe, maybe don't knock it until you try it.
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youre really overthinking it, it doesnt even matter if the countrys good because all ralphs doing is eating for one, for two ralph is a brand consuming bugman so just pointing out the basic fact that libson portugal isnt an instantly recognized fancy or cultured vacation spot just because its in europe is also funny. put simply if any of us were forced on rails to experience libson as the gunt none of us would be able to tell you anything about the fucking place beyond it having enough food to satiate the gunt. if ralph wants to say hes in an amazing place doing amazing things he can prove it himself.

Epic Fail Man said:
discouraging any different opinions would risk this board of becoming a hugbox. Not everyone who criticizes ralph differently or doesn't really bother making fun of him is a gunt guard or gator.
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you didnt provide good points and got disproportionately angry at it. you could have phrased it less like trying to call everyone retards retard, if you come out swinging dont cry and bitch and moan that youre getting mocked or squeezed out of the convo. heres a way to phrase it in ways that has less chance of people instantly mocking you or being aggressive

"As much of a retard Ralph is, I personally dont think Lisbon is a bad spot to vacation in and i think his choice of food is fine and i think youre all just exaggerating to try and force some comedy here. "

now this part:
You end up looking like a bunch of joyless losers, and not much better than Ralph. You guys should travel and visit Europe, it's fun.

is just completely fucked because you seem to think our issue is that we dont like ralph traveling? no moron, its because its a spite vacation made under the false assumption some other tard hadnt been, he could have saved to go during beach season instead or to somewhere more in season, in fact most of our criticism is ralph isnt doing enough or really anything besides eating. unless you think someone flying just to continue idk some Se7en esque spaghetti mukabng isnt wasting their time and shouldnt be told to do something better.

youre also assuming none of us travel because you have this mongoloid assumption we hate travel because we must hate it to mock ralph for it? i think you really are missing some important context as to why this trip is called a waste, in addition to the previous he also fled and left his wife alone despite acting tough liked hed beat jesse up and leaving her to just hopefully call the police despite trying to claim a psycho threatening them was on the loose and this being the billionth trip flying away from his pregnant and working "fiance" (gf he doesnt plan to marry like faith.).
 
MeltyTW said:
You end up looking like a bunch of joyless losers, and not much better than Ralph. You guys should travel and visit Europe, it's fun.

is just completely fucked because you seem to think our issue is that we dont like ralph traveling? no moron, its because its a spite vacation made under the false assumption some other tard hadnt been, he could have saved to go during beach season instead or to somewhere more in season, in fact most of our criticism is ralph isnt doing enough or really anything besides eating. unless you think someone flying just to continue idk some Se7en esque spaghetti mukabng isnt wasting their time and shouldnt be told to do something better.

youre also assuming none of us travel because you have this mongoloid assumption we hate travel because we must hate it to mock ralph for it? i think you really are missing some important context as to why this trip is called a waste, in addition to the previous he also fled and left his wife alone despite acting tough liked hed beat jesse up and leaving her to just hopefully call the police despite trying to claim a psycho threatening them was on the loose and this being the billionth trip flying away from his pregnant and working "fiance" (gf he doesnt plan to marry like faith.).
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I can't say I'm not surprised he didn't go to Australia to "own" Randbot. You would also think if he was traveling out of spite he would have maybe stayed a day or two in Portugal then try to leap to Rome to try to double-own the JCaesar meme but I guess he didn't think that far ahead.
 
ANiggaNamedElmo said:
I can't say I'm not surprised he didn't go to Australia to "own" Randbot. You would also think if he was traveling out of spite he would have maybe stayed a day or two in Portugal then try to leap to Rome to try to double-own the JCaesar meme but I guess he didn't think that far ahead.
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I wouldn't want to own Randbot. I would resell him.
 
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