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If I set out to harrass someone, I could not possibly mess with their life more or more creatively than Ralph messes with his. This man is a true master of self-sabotage. Vickers is actually out to screw with Ralph's life, and even he can't do a small fraction of the damage that Ralph self-inflicts.
 
Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
If I set out to harrass someone, I could not possibly mess with their life more or more creatively than Ralph messes with his. This man is a true master of self-sabotage. Vickers is actually out to screw with Ralph's life, and even he can't do a small fraction of the damage that Ralph self-inflicts.
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Going out of your way to mess up Ralph's life would just be doing him a favor because he can cry about it and get more pig-bucks. The nicest thing anyone here could do would be to SWAT him or something. I am a cruel and wicked man, however. I choose to continue my master plan of shit posting on the gunt board and ignoring him when something more important or funny comes up.
 
wtf Ralph, why is your life such a dumpster fire? Can't an aylawg take a few days off during the holidays without having to spend close to an hour catching up? Here are my scattered thoughts

I think Ralph is having a good time and experiencing something completely new to him: being accepted by the immediate family of his spouse. All he had to do was be the guy that replaced a literal tranny. Just brutal Ralph, you should be embarrassed by this, not using it as a flex. Your complete lack of shame is astonishing.

Is it just me or is Pantsu looking more masculine by the day? I still can't believe that's a biological woman, holy shit she is homely. For the love of God, please use spoilers when posting photos Ralph takes of his horsewife. He doesn't use filters or understand lighting and seeing her in her true form legitimately terrifies me.

I don't even know what to say about the Tupac statement. There are no words for this level of delusion.

This @_ThePieman_ guy...this guy seems like a real faggot.
 
_ThePieman_ said:
I'm not saying you guys have made Ralph's life miserable, but I know there are other instances of harassment coming from the farms.
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Did you lubed your starfish before saying such gay shit? Do you think the farms is some kind of group entity with a hive mindset or what?

If the subject of the farm have a miserable life, they can only hold themselves responsible for it, or maybe the genetic lottery. If someone harasses another you put the "harasser" responsible, not a fucking internet forum. Do you blame humanity responsible for every shit person you met?

We are here just to farm some lol and some corn, you exceptional individual.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
Did you lubed your starfish before saying such gay shit? Do you think the farms is some kind of group entity with a hive mindset or what?

If the subject of the farm have a miserable life, they can only hold themselves responsible for it, or maybe the genetic lottery. If someone harasses another you put the "harasser" responsible, not a fucking internet forum. Do you blame humanity responsible for every shit person you met?

We are here just to farm some lol and some corn, you exceptional individual.
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I mean I don't want to dunk on someone for making their account yesterday, but you made your account yesterday and you're lecturing people on the site's culture.
 
Hüftpriester said:
wtf Ralph, why is your life such a dumpster fire? Can't an aylawg take a few days off during the holidays without having to spend close to an hour catching up? Here are my scattered thoughts

I think Ralph is having a good time and experiencing something completely new to him: being accepted by the immediate family of his spouse. All he had to do was be the guy that replaced a literal tranny. Just brutal Ralph, you should be embarrassed by this, not using it as a flex. Your complete lack of shame is astonishing.

Is it just me or is Pantsu looking more masculine by the day? I still can't believe that's a biological woman, holy shit she is homely. For the love of God, please use spoilers when posting photos Ralph takes of his horsewife. He doesn't use filters or understand lighting and seeing her in her true form legitimately terrifies me.

I don't even know what to say about the Tupac statement. There are no words for this level of delusion.

This @_ThePieman_ guy...this guy seems like a real faggot.
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Spouse? Lol. No. Pantsu is a baby mama #2 in training. Ralph gave her a QVC ring to pacify her but if he didn’t get hitched to his pregnant GF after two trips to Vegas that shit ain’t never happening.

Unless maybe when Ralph showed up at Harry’s house for Thanksgiving Mr. Morris had a shotgun, a glass wrapped in a cloth napkin and a rabbi waiting for them.
 
_ThePieman_ said:
I'm not saying you guys have made Ralph's life miserable, but I know there are other instances of harassment coming from the farms.
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GAYDUR DISPATCH MAH OCTOROON SLAVE TO WHITE KNIGHT ME ON DA KEE WEE BROKE DICK PEEDERFILE PHARMS
 
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MediocreMilt said:
I mean I don't want to dunk on someone for making their account yesterday, but you made your account yesterday and you're lecturing people on the site's culture.
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So sorry for not reading the rules for having a fucking opinion.
If you think I gave a lecture, I suggest that you increase yours standards for professors. You are welcome to my TED Talks anyway.
I could have lurked this site for fucking years, or maybe I am the Null alt account. Go white knight another faggot, or come back with some fucking arguments you dimwit.
 
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Third World Aristocrat said:
So sorry for not reading the rules for having a fucking opinion.
If you think a gave a lecture, I suggest that you increase yours standards for professors. You are welcome to my TED Talks anyway.
I could have lurked this site for fucking years, or maybe I am the Null alt account. Go white knight another faggot, or come back with some fucking arguments you dimwit.
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I think they're mainly responding to how you say
Third World Aristocrat said:
We are here just to farm some lol and some corn, you exceptional individual.
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but literally made your account yesterday. Pretty funny tbh.
That being said, idk if they were making a genuine criticism or making a joke. I'm not sure it matters.
Anyway, you write well so you should stick around, but this is a cyberbullying terrorism website and you're gonna get bullied.
 
I come back from my parent's house to see not only Ralph being the star subject of an autistic docufilm on Youtube but a bunch of retarded slap fights on the thread. He really is becoming our new Chris.

As for Pieman's video, idk man: one trashburger out of a horse pregnancy. I really enjoyed the Baked section and the Ralph section was alright but a lot of bullshit on that Kraut section, there was a lot of evidence of Kraut's doxing and gay ops from his discord server.
 
_ThePieman_ said:
I'm not saying you guys have made Ralph's life miserable, but I know there are other instances of harassment coming from the farms.
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Not only were you unable to get basic details right, now you try to blame the place that provided ALL the information and clips you used on your video for what? To virtue signal that you're not like the users of that evil site that laughs at lolcows?

Sincerely, go fuck yourself.
 
Paddy O' Furniture said:
This is what so many people fail to understand. Only the truly dumb ones post about fucking with lolcows and usually end up banned because they're dumb. We're here to document and track. Ralph reacting to us reacting to him is not some kind of weird bullying plot. If people do stupid shit they don't want online, maybe stop doing stupid shit?

Edit: After thinking about it for a minute: what a pussy take to have after dedicating half-ish of the video to Ralph and making fun of his height. You're exactly what you're posting about!
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A really exceptional thing for him to cry about, for sure.
Who cares about "muh harassment".
I don't even care if anyone gets involved in fucking with some of these people. It's not like they don't deserve it. Ralph more than most.
But in terms of Ralph, there's a difference between messing around with his GiveSendGo and playing cookie clicker with the share button, and then outright vandalizing his car with spray paint.
Something like property damage has an air of seethe about it anyway, that makes it kinda cringe, where it's him getting to you and not the other way around.
People should at least have enough sense to know not to implicate the site itself in actual criminal behavior, like it was done collectively. At least if they want this place to remain.
 
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_ThePieman_ said:
I'm not saying you guys have made Ralph's life miserable, but I know there are other instances of harassment coming from the farms.
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Kiwifarms is not one person, dude. If some raetard a-logged gunt, it doesn't mean that we all do it. I, personally, like just to observe gunt in his own areal of habitation. He shown time and time again that he will do something stupid on his own without any outside help. And this comment of yours tells how green you are on this board
 
_ThePieman_ said:
I'm not saying you guys have made Ralph's life miserable, but I know there are other instances of harassment coming from the farms.
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Name a proven one that's not us on the site discussing things tho or unfairly blamed on the farms like chloe sagal or byuu. I would like to add that we need to see instances where the board agreed rather than shat on the user in question and start ridiculing as we did with the gay op discord.
 
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