Orbiter Gunt Guard General - Cohortes praetoriae | General sperg thread

[LordOdin]

 

[The Megalodon]

Firstly Josh talks about how much he hates Vordrak all the time, everyone fucking hates Vordrak. Aside from the British government because he's a loser piece of shit and that's what they want their whole country to be. There's no reason to shit blame from Josh or Ralph for the shit that Vordrak does; he's a fucking a-log piece of shit that tries to fuck with Josh especially. Dick choose his pedophile friend over Josh for viewers, it's whatever, it's also why I don't like Masterson because he'd rather keep the pedo tranny around than have Josh to sperg about internet shit. That's Dick and that's what Dick choose, it's whatever. Only Ralph seems to have a problem with Rekeita, Josh and Rackets seem to get on swimmingly and as far as I know Daddy Jim and Dick are either friendly or indifferent to Rackets, feel free to correct me there as I don't follow dick or Jim since they're kinda boring compared to the tire fire that is Ralph.

Second I don't hang out in AT but knowing Ralph reads it and poking fun at him to get a raise out of him or confirm he killed a dog is not really a-logging, all Ralph has to do is not read it. The most of what I see the grand le epic troll plans from this site against Ralph is just 'laugh at him for being thin skinned disproportionately to how fat he is'.

Third yeah, I made a typo, on the INTERNET how dare I correct my mistakes.

Forth the subforum was necessitated by how much the autists on here, including me, were talking about Ralph and how much of a trashfire his thread was becoming. I mean holy fuck legal issues, child custody issues, banging a pedo, gambling, trying to latch onto Chris for internet fame, exceptional slap fights with his former friends, shitting himself on the proudest accomplishment he has that literally noone else can do (a 24hr stream), his constant temper tantrums. Combine all that with how much he gets talked about on the site and that's why he has a subforum. Once he goes inactive he'll get the ADF treatment but until then he's a cow with full udders of milk that just keeps giving.

No, Josh got rid of Dick after NP2 went away. I don't know how you got my statement about that twisted. It was incidental that Vordrak was the one to take it down. The fact is that very soon after Np2 went down Josh decided that he remembered that Digibro was pedo, and in an effort to distance himself from Dick, as he was getting tons of flak on his site for 'defending' him, and now was a good time to exit since he no longer had a financial incentive to associate with Dick.
Okay, you're still doing this gay forced lie thing with the dogs. It's just a cope man, stop. There are plenty of REAL things to criticize Ralph for.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

This is pure Fresh Kiwi Cope, right from from the Farm.

You've yet to reveal the terrible truth of what the actual issue is. You've a whole lotta blustering and copeposting but you never seem to have anything concrete. Just random bullshit talking points that probably feel good to type but mean absolutely nothing because as hard as it may be to believe: snide remarks are not facts.

So what is it, big guy, what's the actual reason that we're all just too busy taking turns sucking Dear Leader's cocknectar to see?

 

[MeltyTW]

This is pure Fresh Kiwi Cope, right from from the Farm.

The first Cope is the Corn Joke. This is a common cope you see since Ralph and Josh finally publicly come out against each other. The general tactic is to just lie about the events that happened, because no one who wasn't there is likely to go back and find out what happened during the Simpspiracy Saga. Instead of discussing the insane backlash Josh was getting from this site at the time because of being involved with New Project 2 (which Dick Mastersson owned and it was proposed that Josh, Jim, Ralph, Dick, Rekeita and others were all only on friendly terms and not actively shitting on eachother 24/7 because of mutual interest in making money off of NP2 - Josh was ESPECIALLY targeted and accused of this, because he was actually financially reliant on NP2, because of his banking situation)
So after New Project 2 is shut down by Vordrak, in an effort to appease the members of his Site, he starts shift all of the heat onto Ralph, and after Ralph has the nerve to get upset about this, it just became Josh dick suckers holding their ears closed and screaming "corn joke" - seriously has as much substance as the "Ralph sharted" shit.

The Second Cope is to try to act like Josh is just so aloof and doesn't care at all about Ralph and he's all above this. The REALITY of the situation is, that for the past several months Josh has been in full a-log mode against Ralph, and can be seen in Autism Thunderdome chat at almost all hours of the day, posting mostly about Ethan Ralph and his exploits, and even going as far as actively encouraging his users to troll Ralph in various autistic ways.

The third cope is this sentence



This isn't even a sentence.

The fourth cope was this correction on the sentence



Still couldn't get it quite right, let's try one more time:

you keep failing to respond to me every time, just like gaytor, its pathetic that im able to bully you to this extent

No, Josh got rid of Dick after NP2 went away. I don't know how you got my statement about that twisted. It was incidental that Vordrak was the one to take it down. The fact is that very soon after Np2 went down Josh decided that he remembered that Digibro was pedo, and in an effort to distance himself from Dick, as he was getting tons of flak on his site for 'defending' him, and now was a good time to exit since he no longer had a financial incentive to associate with Dick.
Okay, you're still doing this gay forced lie thing with the dogs. It's just a cope man, stop. There are plenty of REAL things to criticize Ralph for.

dick went on new loli rants iirc, regardless he also told josh to make nice with ralph even though ralph was the one responsible for all the negative attention np2 got, theres no denying that ppp and godwinson both started right when ralph and dax went on the killstream about it, you can say thats not right or hes still not morally to blame but thats just what happened, ralph also kept going on and on drumming up more interest and they blamed josh because he had ppp on to tell him hes wrong instead of hiding behind blocks like dax and ralph

- doxxed his 2 incher to prove he wasn't literally cucked by a mexican drug addict, just emotionally cucked.

he actually fucking failed to even do that since faith now says ralph isnt the father and that he got her drunk to cuck himself and even without that she tried to run off and leave him at the time too. the only way your child bride trying to run off because she hates you and doesnt respect you and says you literally eat shit isnt somehow you being cucked is if you have a primitive caveman brain that barely understands the modern concept of shame and social ostracization from revenge porn that kept faith to him after that and literally all you care about is if your micro can graze dax's sloppy seconds

 

[Insanely Retarded]

MegaloGator thinks that people making fun of Ralph is caused by Josh or by user's desire to please Josh or some weird projection ("I do this for my master's pleasure so they must do it for the same reason").
You fucking idiot, we would be making fun of Ralph with or without Josh, with or without kiwi farms. Many of us were doing it on 8 /cow/ before it died, some might have been doing it longer than that on different platforms and will continue doing even if this website went down (I hope it doesn't, but that would not stop anyone from thinking Ralph is a degenerate retard that deserves mockery).

Whether /baph/, /cow/, Twitter, Kiwi Farms, or anywhere else, mockery of Ralph will never stop because he will never change (although he actually does change, but it's for the worse so the point stands), blame it on Josh so you can cope that it is all one man's fault, and that without him, your master would not be the butt of the joke, but the reality is that Ralph has always been this way, and people have been laughing at him since the start of GG. Keep coping though.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Null wants us to attack Gator, so we do the exact opposite

 

[Jack Awful]

MegaloGator thinks that people making fun of Ralph is caused by Josh or by user's desire to please Josh or some weird projection ("I do this for my master's pleasure so they must do it for the same reason").
You fucking idiot, we would be making fun of Ralph with or without Josh, with or without kiwi farms. Many of us were doing it on 8 /cow/ before it died, some might have been doing it longer than that on different platforms and will continue doing even if this website went down (I hope it doesn't, but that would not stop anyone from thinking Ralph is a degenerate exceptional individual that deserves mockery).

Whether /baph/, /cow/, Twitter, Kiwi Farms, or anywhere else, mockery of Ralph will never stop because he will never change (although he actually does change, but it's for the worse so the point stands), blame it on Josh so you can cope that it is all one man's fault, and that without him, your master would not be the butt of the joke, but the reality is that Ralph has always been this way, and people have been laughing at him since the start of GG. Keep coping though.

We were shitting on Josh when he Dax-guarded. We're our own people who laugh at Ralph becaus it's funny.

 

[The Megalodon]

dick went on new loli rants iirc, regardless he also told josh to make nice with ralph even though ralph was the one responsible for all the negative attention np2 got, theres no denying that ppp and godwinson both started right when ralph and dax went on the killstream about it, you can say thats not right or hes still not morally to blame but thats just what happened, ralph also kept going on and on drumming up more interest and they blamed josh because he had ppp on to tell him hes wrong instead of hiding behind blocks like dax and ralph

wow thanks you really proved it was just about a Corn Joke

MegaloGator thinks that people making fun of Ralph is caused by Josh or by user's desire to please Josh or some weird projection ("I do this for my master's pleasure so they must do it for the same reason").
You fucking idiot, we would be making fun of Ralph with or without Josh, with or without kiwi farms. Many of us were doing it on 8 /cow/ before it died, some might have been doing it longer than that on different platforms and will continue doing even if this website went down (I hope it doesn't, but that would not stop anyone from thinking Ralph is a degenerate exceptional individual that deserves mockery).

Whether /baph/, /cow/, Twitter, Kiwi Farms, or anywhere else, mockery of Ralph will never stop because he will never change (although he actually does change, but it's for the worse so the point stands), blame it on Josh so you can cope that it is all one man's fault, and that without him, your master would not be the butt of the joke, but the reality is that Ralph has always been this way, and people have been laughing at him since the start of GG. Keep coping though.

I'm not saying that people wouldn't make fun of Ralph on their own, but facilitating, promoting, and engaging with the people doing it constantly undoubtedly increases the magnitude, duration, and intensity of it.

We were shitting on Josh when he Dax-guarded. We're our own people who laugh at Ralph becaus it's funny.

When Kiwifarms is sending its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing autists. They're bringing faildoxes. They're a-logs. And some, I assume, are their own people.

 

[Jack Awful]

When Kiwifarms is sending its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing autists. They're bringing faildoxes. They're a-logs. And some, I assume, are their own people.

They're all their own people and we fuck up sometimes. That's what happens when you have a forum anyone can join. There's ups, downs, and boring middles.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

No, Josh got rid of Dick after NP2 went away. I don't know how you got my statement about that twisted. It was incidental that Vordrak was the one to take it down. The fact is that very soon after Np2 went down Josh decided that he remembered that Digibro was pedo, and in an effort to distance himself from Dick, as he was getting tons of flak on his site for 'defending' him, and now was a good time to exit since he no longer had a financial incentive to associate with Dick.
Okay, you're still doing this gay forced lie thing with the dogs. It's just a cope man, stop. There are plenty of REAL things to criticize Ralph for.

Are you gunt guarding to be contrarian or are you a genuine fan of Memphis micro?

 

[MeltyTW]

thanks you really proved it was just about a Corn Joke

I've actually been consistent iirc with saying the corn joke was also a hint to Ralph to stop fucking up but nulls right to not risk everything so ralph can feel big yelling at ppp that he doesn't have a small micro

I'm not saying that people wouldn't make fun of Ralph on their own, but facilitating, promoting, and engaging with the people doing it constantly undoubtedly increases the magnitude, duration, and intensity of it.

As ralph has done to others including his own papyigs who he misheard

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

When Kiwifarms is sending its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing autists. They're bringing faildoxes. They're a-logs. And some, I assume, are their own people.

You keep saying "They"
Who do you think "they" is? Josh? I remember Ralph screaming "You get bullied by your own forum!" before immediately implying that he is also in control of the actions and opinions of the users.

Which is it? Is Josh, the Commander of Corn, sending ayelogs to crush his enemies? Or is he a guy that runs a website that occasionally makes fun of him, as well as people like Ralph?

Edit: Only the Eldest Fag would continue to use "They're not sending their best" 5 years after the meme was relevant. If you're not Gator, your syntax is so similar it's uncanny.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I'm not saying that people wouldn't make fun of Ralph on their own, but facilitating, promoting, and engaging with the people doing it constantly undoubtedly increases the magnitude, duration, and intensity of it.

What is this "facilitating" shit? You're either saying you think discussion on Ralph should be banned or you are saying that a website where people can discuss whatever the fuck they want is bad?
Do you want special privileges for Ralph not to have his feelings hurt on the internet or do you just want free discussion banned and replaced with sites like twitter where the rules don't allow anything?

And what the fuck are you on about "promotion"? What special type of promotion does Ralph get? Featured content? Where literally every single happening is posted?
Or are you talking about Josh's streams? Where he talks about the biggest happenings of the week.
What? Should people who cover lolcows not talk about Ralph so they don't hurt his feelings? I know Ralph has tried to false flag anyone talking about him but that usually only makes people want to dedicate more time to shitting on him.

If you don't want people to discuss Ralph's weekly tantrum's tell him to stop having them online, as long as he continues to live online 24/7 people will talk and laugh about it.

What about "engaging"? I'm guessing you want Josh to stop posting? What difference would that make? Maybe you are not aware but Josh rarely (if ever) participated before there was a dedicated sub-forum, the massive 3k page thread was 100% because of Ralph's idiocy without any "promotion" or "engagement" from Josh.

These points are completely idiotic, Ralph has been the butt of the joke since the start of GamerGate because of his hypocrisy and thin skin, it has gone through multiple websites/forms of discussions and it will not stop because he only gets worse as time goes by, completely unable to learn from any of the mistakes he's made.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'm not saying that people wouldn't make fun of Ralph on their own, but facilitating, promoting, and engaging with the people doing it constantly undoubtedly increases the magnitude, duration, and intensity of it.

The concept of a forum is that it enables people to discuss shared interests. You're right, it does make things more fun!

When Kiwifarms is sending its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing autists. They're bringing faildoxes. They're a-logs. And some, I assume, are their own people.

Who is sending who? What are you talking about. It's just a bunch of users poking and proding the Gunt for amusement. What do you mean their "best", do you think people are actively plotting Ralph's downfall?

I give this advice to everyone, and if Ralph is reading it goes for him too: if you want people to stop laughing, stop living your life online. Stop airing your dirty laundry on Twitter and releasing sex tapes. Do your shitting livestream, people will have a laugh now and again but interest will die down soon enough. Yet he can't do it because he's addicted to the cheap dopamine hits from Twitter likes.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

wow thanks you really proved it was just about a Corn Joke

I'm not saying that people wouldn't make fun of Ralph on their own, but facilitating, promoting, and engaging with the people doing it constantly undoubtedly increases the magnitude, duration, and intensity of it.


When Kiwifarms is sending its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing autists. They're bringing faildoxes. They're a-logs. And some, I assume, are their own people.

Still didn't answer my question there big guy. What's the "big thing" we're all missing because we're too busy sucking Null's cock? Or did you just not answer it because you have no answer?

 

[The Megalodon]

Still didn't answer my question there big guy. What's the "big thing" we're all missing because we're too busy sucking Null's cock? Or did you just not answer it because you have no answer?

I mean, if you just enjoy sucking null's cock in your free time, that's on you, but there are definitely bigger things than that.

Spoiler

I don't even remember what question you're talking about or what you're referencing

 

[buttmunch]

I mean, if you just enjoy sucking null's cock in your free time, that's on you, but there are definitely bigger things than that.

Spoiler

I don't even remember what question you're talking about or what you're referencing

yeeee my man ralphs pretty big, weight wise not penis wise, but i dont need to tell you that do i pal

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I mean, if you just enjoy sucking null's cock in your free time, that's on you, but there are definitely bigger things than that.

Spoiler

I don't even remember what question you're talking about or what you're referencing

It's like six posts up, Oscar Wilde. No wonder you gunt guard, reading comprehension is beyond you. Note: I said comprehension. We all know you can read.

 

[The Megalodon]

It's like six posts up, Oscar Wilde. No wonder you gunt guard, reading comprehension is beyond you. Note: I said comprehension. We all know you can read.

sorry didn't care.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

sorry didn't care.

Why are you typing up diatribes saying we're coping for something? Why are you so butthurt that people don't like Ralph?