GTA VI Trailer 2

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Trailer looks way too cinematic what's the point calling it game when's the product indistinguishable from holyweird production.
 
So much ass focus
Big wide ass
Jiggling ass
Ass in motion
Thick thighs

Optimistic minds may see this as "no, stalker children, GTA 6 is not woke"
I see this as "mystery meat manfaced woman is obvious DIE appeasement and fat asses are safe horny"
This game makes you play as a blonde-haired, muscular, white Ubermensch in a free roam, gun-filled crime simulator surrounded by black NPCs. You can fuck a latina lady and since it's Grand Theft Auto you can probably fuck nigger women with your car directly parked over the oozing corpse of a negro man. It's basically a Moon Man simulator straight out of the box. Is this not the ultimate chud game or am I missing something?
 
I hope they massively overhaul the driving mechanics, but only while you play the male character.
Come on. They can keep it equal. Just make it so the female character randomly stops to give drivers turning into your lane the right of way, have her race anyone that wants to pass on the left at dangerously high speeds only to immediately drop below the speed limit as soon as the passing lane ends, have her alternate between being overly cautious to the point of annoyance and dangerously reckless with no fucks given. There's lots they could do to enhance the experience and make it more realistic.
 
It's prerendered and still looks like a PS4 game? Guess they didn't invest much of that GTA5 money into this piece of shit :story:
 
I'm not a diehard GTA enjoyer, so I didn't get anything out of this trailer. Not surprised on the ass focus, especially for the main female character since that's all that latina women have going for them (at least until they start aging because of their latin genes). Likely a GTA V-like ending where you can choose to save Jason, Lucia, or both. It would be cool if there is no "both" option, though.

I'm not going to buy it right away because GTA isn't a series I'm interested in, but hopefully it's good, for the sake of the gaming industry.
 
Here is a colour palette featuring a selection of the shades of brown people and demonic niggers that appear in the trailer. You are excited to play in the wholesome browntopia, are you not?
If you squint it looks like the dev team.
 
I know that there's people already grumbling that it's totes going to be another insufferably woke piece of garbage whose entire narrative revolves around telling you to feel bad for being XYZ. I can understand where the notion comes from based on a lot of the high-end graphics games released in the last few years, and the first trailer did have similar undertones.
But in the interest on giving companies a chance to improve, I reserve judgment for when the actual game comes out.

It also needs reminding that GTA V came out in a time where all its competitors were already stumbling into the trend described above but somehow miraculously, veered off outside of it, refusing to sugarcoat the morality of anyone within its story.
 
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