GTA VI Trailer 2

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

All pre-rendered but here you go.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

So much ass focus
Big wide ass
Jiggling ass
Ass in motion
Thick thighs

Optimistic minds may see this as "no, stalker children, GTA 6 is not woke"
I see this as "mystery meat manfaced woman is obvious DIE appeasement and fat asses are safe horny"

 

[Muad'Dick]

He dies in the end

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

So much ass focus
Big wide ass
Jiggling ass
Ass in motion
Thick thighs

Optimistic minds may see this as "no, stalker children, GTA 6 is not woke"
I see this as "mystery meat manfaced woman is obvious DIE appeasement and fat asses are safe horny"

Might have a few points here

 

[twinArmageddons]

He dies in the end

well yeah theyre based off bonnie and clyde i expect them to die the same way trevor did in ending a

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

So much ass focus
Big wide ass
Jiggling ass
Ass in motion
Thick thighs

Optimistic minds may see this as "no, stalker children, GTA 6 is not woke"
I see this as "mystery meat manfaced woman is obvious DIE appeasement and fat asses are safe horny"

All the jeets at Rockstar India made these models and physics remember that, saar.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

We all know that this will forge eight trillion more /v/ ass threads. Some how the board won't die despite the metastasized tumors that infest that board.

 

[Star Classic]

He dies in the end

It will be a GTA V ending where you have to pick one. However it will also chicken out like GTA V and you can pick a easy way out that has both characters live without requiring any prerequisites to unlock the route or make it a secret ending.

The only thing that really excited me was the hick gunshop commercial and having Shake as one of the mission givers. When they gave Jason's last name this was the only thing that came to my mind

 

[General Emílio Médici]

It took longer for Rockstar to put a second trailer out for VI than it did them to design, develop, market and release Vice City after III.

What a fucking disgrace.

As mentioned all of it is pre-rendered too which does not inspire confidence. You can easily fake shit in such renders it tells us nothing about the actual gameplay.

The ass focus is kinda interesting, but I have been burned too many times to trust that it will mean it doesn't have woke shit. Far more likely it is a simple attempt to use a safe sex appeal to muddy the waters.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Feels more like a saints row reboot that didn’t suck than grand theft auto. But that’s might not be a bad thing.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Wonder how many scenes they'll steal from foot-fetishist kike Tarantino... who stole his scenes from superior spaghetti westerns... who stole their scenes from superior Jap samurai movies.

Modern shittainment is so derivative and lame.

and fat asses are safe horny"

At this point, they are nasty cellulite mounds.

 

[Kharash]

Not sure what exactly the trailer was going for, just seems like a bunch of disconnected clips and I was constantly left wondering if a certain part was meant to be funny or something.
Looks alright I guess but if it's prerendered it just makes it even stranger since they went out of their way to make a weird disconnected trailer instead of throwing all the finished shit together after the backlash for delaying the game.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I'll let myself get excited when I see in game stuffs.

 

[Grub]

If I didn't already know GTA was a videogame, I would have no idea that was supposed to be a trailer for a game and not some shitty Hollywood movie. It looked to me like half that trailer was the intro cutscene for the game and the rest was just a bunch of random story cut scenes tossed in there.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

I just watched the new trailer and what a borefest. Enough of this cozy cozy and kissy kissy shit, bring back the boys club. GTA6 looks like a generic action romance shit movie, you find in the bargain bin at wallmart for 5 dollars.

 

[Zaireeka]

I have no idea what this trailer is trying to accomplish as it establishes absolutely nothing. No character motivations or even any real characterisation at all and what is shown of the world is very limited

Here is a colour palette featuring a selection of the shades of brown people and demonic niggers that appear in the trailer. You are excited to play in the wholesome browntopia, are you not?

 

[Nicholas Gur]

I hope they massively overhaul the driving mechanics, but only while you play the male character.

 

[Soggy Floppa]

Upscaling artifacts and no PC release in sight

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I have no idea what this trailer is trying to accomplish as it establishes absolutely nothing. No character motivations or even any real characterisation at all and what is shown of the world is very limited

Here is a colour palette featuring a selection of the shades of brown people and demonic niggers that appear in the trailer. You are excited to play in the wholesome browntopia, are you not?
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The game takes place in not Miami so that's accurate.

 

[W00K #17]

Butts: The Game