Orbiter Greta/Phil Crossover

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Sandwichu said:
Anyone remembers or archived the scheduled date for the spanish snatch?
Phil has been so busy sleeping on the couch and wrecking the apartment that he forgot to spam surgery lies and NO BALLS.
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He's due a couple of appointments for "facial feminisation" and voice coaching this month
I say due when I mean made up
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Phil can't have nice things because he's poor and autistic.
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He could have, but he'd rather spend all his money on something overpriced and crap rather than save a penny.
repentance said:
Phil must be so frustrated at the moment.

On the one hand, being Greta's bestie gave him visibility and an ally against the farms. On the other, his new audience is now distracted by Nina's problems so he's not getting much attention anywhere.
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I wonder if that's why he's fishing so hard for attention from us. It's pretty funny seeing his posts getting completely ignored. I bet he thought he could steam in with his years of Kiwi Farms experience and Greta would bow to him. As it is, he comes across a kid yelling for attention while Mommy talks on the phone.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
wonder if that's why he's fishing so hard for attention from us. It's pretty funny seeing his posts getting completely ignored. I bet he thought he could steam in with his years of Kiwi Farms experience and Greta would bow to him. As it is, he comes across a kid yelling for attention while Mommy talks on the phone.
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It feeds into the donation cycle
Phil is intentionally trying to bait this site so that he can come across as the victim satisfying his lust for narcissism and free monies.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
It feeds into the donation cycle
Phil is intentionally trying to bait this site so that he can come across as the victim satisfying his lust for narcissism and free monies.
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And in the end, Phil's attempt to make himself the most special snowflake ultimately only makes him no different than the normal special snowflakes.
 
Isn't he old enough to be nina's dad almost?

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Ahahahaha. Phil. Friends. Tell us another one.

Unless he refers to Wal-mart piss man Zach Bradley. In which case, with friends like that, who needs enemies.
 
Probably was the author who screenshotted the comments and posted them here. Would you want to be exposed as a friend of Phil's? :powerlevel::horrifying:
 
I'm probably out of the loop but what is actually happening, that made Greta post that message? He makes it sound like he's just seen one of the Four Horsemen out of his window, flying in a dark dead horse and all.
 
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