Orbiter Greta/Phil Crossover

[Jaimas]

The based El Primero! It rises!

CatParty pointing out that the rat king subforum only exists because Phil basically created it was the icing on the irony cake. Hope Kjel cherishes his Mooby from last year!

All things being equal, a lot of them would have wound up here eventually, Phil just greatly streamlined the entire process.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

>"chasers"

lol at the thought that anyone into trannies would want to see Phil or Greta or Nina nude instead of any number of actually passable dickgirls on the internet

lol at the thought that anyone chasing Phil couldn't catch him really fucking easily.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil you lived in northeast philly, that's a safe irish area that is a very different thing than north philadelphia, you aren't tough

Raises the question of why, if Phil is such a badass, he lives in Portland.

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I like that he had to post his age.

Greta needs to learn that it's not victim-blaming if the victim is such because of their own idiocy.

 

[captn_kettle]

Props to him, he's going the right way about how to handle his pecker problem. By that point it's easier to pass it off as an oversized Clit than an undersized dick.

 

[Flustercuck]

I'd fuck them both

 

[breadandcircuses]

Well, now I can honestly say that OPL is bigger then spudking.

Congrats, Chris! You're UNFORTUNATE GROWTH is bigger then a potato's!

 

[bacterium]

That is the saddest dick I have ever seen.

 

[JU 199]

I thought he got it chopped off?

Obviously not lol

 

[Flustercuck]

I thought he got it chopped off?

Obviously not lol

nah he got his balls chopped off
not really though, but he claimed so

 

[JU 199]

nah he got his balls chopped off
not really though, but he claimed so

Oh right. I doubt that too.

 

[m0rnutz]

Still waiting on those nudes, Phil. Or do you not have the balls to post them?

Jk I know you have them.

 

[Flustercuck]

ok but for real, who do you think tops
phil or toren

 

[Jaimas]

ok but for real, who do you think tops
phil or toren

The Kiwi Farms.

 

[bacterium]

ok but for real, who do you think tops
phil or toren

They don't even sleep in the same room

 

[Jaimas]

Remember people, if you intend to chase trannies, make sure you look over your selection carefully before spending your hard-earned cash. You needn't settle for the likes of Phil or Greta. If you want a tranny, you make sure they're up to your exacting specifications. It's your money. Settle for nothing less.

 

[multiverse]

Phil had to stick his microdick into Greta's status about nina, to show off his autist tattoos and the fact that he hasn't changed his clothes in 6 days. Even though he's no longer homeless.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

the fact that he hasn't changed his clothes in 6 days.

Who are we kidding, we all know he just used it as an excuse to not change his clothes in the first place.

 

[Positron]

Do combs trigger his C-PTSD or what?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Do combs trigger his C-PTSD or what?

What doesn't "trigger" his colon C-Ptsd?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Types of People more likely to develop PTSD

• [*]Concentration camps
  [*]Prisoner of War camps
  [*]Prostitution brothels
  [*]Long-term domestic violence (Phil's Mom)
  [*]Long-term child physical abuse
  [*]Long-term child sexual abuse
  [*]Organized child exploitation rings

Phil's mom probably has PTSD from having to deal with the two lunatics that crawled out of her vagina and wanted back in.

They don't even sleep in the same room

That's because the only sausage that Toren likes is larger and coming out of a whole in a public restroom.