Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Auntie Fester]

They already did that. Judd Appatow raped Carlin, doing a video version of Carlin's famed anti-left monologue "The American Dream is called a "dream" because you have to be asleep to believe it" filled with anti-Trump shit and pairing shit about fighting against the corruption of the left with images of Black Lives Matters and Collin Kaepernick to create the illusion that Carlin is talking about them when he talks about fighting against the plutocracy.

They tried is how I'd put it. Unless they can physically resurrect the man and have him say that shit earnestly, it's just an attempt.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

A female protagonist is fine.

It’s the “we’re not going to make racist/sexist jokes” part that’s the big red flag.

 

[Garth]

Great, so it's going to be toothless drivel except for the moments where it's vicious against the "right" targets.

Why is it so impossible for at least one game series to have a don't-give-a-fuck attitude towards all kinds of targets?

Because the woketards won.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

What was R*'s last female character?

Well, their last attempt a strong female character was Sadie Adler from RDR2, and to be frank, she did not go over well.

She's not awful, but Rockstar really dropped the ball by not showing her development on screen, and by picking a voice actor whose voice is very, very annoying to a lot of people.

 

[Vault Boy]

A female protagonist is fine.

It’s the “we’re not going to make racist/sexist jokes” part that’s the big red flag.

Right, I have to wonder what else could be on the chopping block for being "too problematic" (my money's on prostitution).

 

[The Last Stand]

Well, their last attempt a strong female character was Sadie Adler from RDR2, and to be frank, she did not go over well.

She's not awful, but Rockstar really dropped the ball by not showing her development on screen, and by picking a voice actor whose voice is very, very annoying to a lot of people.

I won't lie, since RDR2 takes place in the 19th century, I would give her the benefit of the doubt. Of course, y'all should know my MO on vintage women.

Right, I have to wonder what else could be on the chopping block for being "too problematic" (my money's on prostitution).

Black gangs being gangs for criminal reasons.

 

[Ita Mori]

and they especially havent punched down since gta 4. the comedy from then on has firmly been in the "shit on the usa" territory, with most of it being targeted at whites

WTF are you on about?
Lazlow's EFLC bit with his illegal alien sidekick was a straight up mockery of beaners.
Yes, Lazlow bears the brunt of the jokes so as to not come off as blatantly racist, but you couldn't make a character like Jorge today.


If they wanted to do a LatinX amigo focused story that still carries that vintage R* DNA, they should've done a story about a young sicario who's dragged into the cartel underworld. Have the map be parodies of San Diego and Tijuana with surrounding environments. Use movies like "Hell/El Infierno" or "City of God" as inspiration.
But no, instead they're going to take inspiration from the Banger Sisters meets Thelma & Louise. Fuck me...

 

[Dom Cruise]

A female protagonist for a GTA game is a bad idea imo, the sight of a woman running around and car jacking people is going to be absurd, how's a woman going to drag a MAN out of a car and not wind up getting the shit beat out of her? Maybe if you can only do it if you have a pistol, but Woke Rockstar is not going to add that level of realism, it's going to be a skinny woman somehow pulling a man out of his car and it's going to be laughable.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Right, I have to wonder what else could be on the chopping block for being "too problematic" (my money's on prostitution).

They should just make it so you also can hire male prostitutes. That would also solve the strip club issue, too. You don't have to get rid of anything. Just make ones with male options available. That way everyone wins.

If people complain, just tell them to fuck off. Christ, this isn't hard.

I won't lie, since RDR2 takes place in the 19th century, I would give her the benefit of the doubt. Of course, y'all should know my MO on vintage women.

She's a bit more country than your usual tastes, but I think you'd like her.

A female protagonist for a GTA game is a bad idea imo, the sight of a woman running around and car jacking people is going to be absurd, how's a woman going to drag a MAN out of a car and not wind up getting the shit beat out of her? Maybe if you can only do it if you have a pistol, but Woke Rockstar is not going to add that level of realism, it's going to be a skinny woman somehow pulling a man out of his car and it's going to be laughable.

It's GTA, dude. It's never really been that realistic.

 

[Meat Target]

It's like resurrecting George Carlin and having him dressed in rainbow colours and crying "Trans rights!" at every available opportunity. There's that extra level of hurt to it because they used to bite back at this kind of thing.

Thing is, George Carlin would be entirely on board with SocJus. Everyone and everything that was considered edgy and transgressive in yesteryear is now the Establishment today.

Fuck You Dad politics morphing into dogmatism is a feature, not a bug.

 

[Headshotmaster138]

It's going to fucking sell like hotcakes. I don't care. People are going to throw themselves at the feet of Rockstar and gladly purchase it because "Bro, GTA Online man!" "Yo, new GTA RP servers!" "Bro I'm going to fucking gank some kids in GTA Online!"

People will purchase card sharks so they can get all the OP tanks, cars, whatever and none of them will call out rockstar for their bullshit. Nothing is going to change. Nothing.

I hate the fact that you're right sadly.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Thing is, George Carlin would be entirely on board with SocJus. Everyone and everything that was considered edgy and transgressive in yesteryear is now the Establishment today.

Disagree because towards the end of his life, he also threw shade at the liberals and grew more misanthropic and blackpilled following his wife's death and the decline of his own health.

The same special that had his "American Dream" bit also had a bit where he shat on the euphoric atheists and debunked a lot of the canards about "If we had no religion, there'd be no war."

Carlin was liberal-leaning but was anti-authoritarian above all else, and his American Dream routine from "Life is Worth Losing" is even more applicable to the mega-corporations today than it was back in 2005.

A similar case can be made for Bill Hicks, who despite his hatred for the Religious Right and the likes of Reagan and Pat Buchanan, also hated Clinton and despised the actions of the FBI and ATF at Waco and Ruby Ridge.

 

[The Last Stand]

Come on, GTA 4 and (especially) 5 were already pretty left leaning. Hell, most of Trevor’s side missions were either ‘anti-immigration people are evil hypocrites’ or ‘rural people are all redneck white trash gun fellaters’.

I’m aware that a lot of people felt V was mediocre, but I really loved the way the story escalated, and especially the way Franklin matured through the story. And Franklin can’t happen in a game concerned about “punching down”.

Not quite. During one Cletus mission, Trevor utters a line "Liberals?!" as his response to Cletus asking what to shoot at. Franklin's aunt is poking fun of the modern feminism empowerment craze. Hell, there's even the Impotent Rage cartoon that has a superhero be an obvious jab on liberal policies.

 

[Headshotmaster138]

Thing is, George Carlin would be entirely on board with SocJus. Everyone and everything that was considered edgy and transgressive in yesteryear is now the Establishment today.

Fuck You Dad politics morphing into dogmatism is a feature, not a bug.

Seriously? Because if you want to back in time to the 2000s or before and told the average joe off the street that kids are shaking their asses in drags shows and being taught sexual shit by their teachers. I don't think they would be on board with the idea.

 

[Dom Cruise]

They should just make it so you also can hire male prostitutes. That would also solve the strip club issue, too. You don't have to get rid of anything. Just make ones with male options available. That way everyone wins.

You're saying there should be a male strip club and a female one? Or a strip club with both male and female strippers? Is that even a thing?

You're right though.

It's GTA, dude. It's never really been that realistic.

There comes a point where something becomes so unrealistic it becomes laughable though, a woman running around and car jacking people is going to look stupid as shit.

 

[Jack Awful]

They should just make it so you also can hire male prostitutes. That would also solve the strip club issue, too. You don't have to get rid of anything. Just make ones with male options

If the last 8 years have taught me anything is that the culture wars aren't about inclusivity, it's about redefining what's acceptable to pander to the "oppressed".

 

[The Last Stand]

There comes a point where something becomes so unrealistic it becomes laughable though, a woman running around and car jacking people is going to look stupid as shit.

Saints Row would like a word with you.

Thing is, George Carlin would be entirely on board with SocJus. Everyone and everything that was considered edgy and transgressive in yesteryear is now the Establishment today.

Fuck You Dad politics morphing into dogmatism is a feature, not a bug.

It's not as black and white as you think. Carlin used his comedy to speak out against America's policies. Outrage with a touch of funny.

 

[Auntie Fester]

Not quite. During one Cletus mission, Trevor utters a line "Liberals?!" as his response to Cletus asking what to shoot at. Franklin's aunt is poking fun of the modern feminism empowerment craze. Hell, there's even the Impotent Rage cartoon that has a superhero be an obvious jab on liberal policies.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dcXoEd8IF0g

Impotent Rage was some of the best writing from GTA V. I'm hoping it returns for GTA VI, but I'm not optimistic.

 

[The Last Stand]

Impotent Rage is some of the best writing from GTA V. I'm hoping it returns for GTA VI, but I'm not optimistic.

I doubt it. Remember how a minority of a minority was upset about a few character models and ped dialogue that the average player would not even notice?

 

[Meat Target]

Disagree because towards the end of his life, he also threw shade at the liberals and grew more misanthropic and blackpilled following his wife's death and the decline of his own health.

The same special that had his "American Dream" bit also had a bit where he shat on the euphoric atheists and debunked a lot of the canards about "If we had no religion, there'd be no war."

Carlin was liberal-leaning but was anti-authoritarian above all else, and his American Dream routine from "Life is Worth Losing" is even more applicable to the mega-corporations today than it was back in 2005.

A similar case can be made for Bill Hicks, who despite his hatred for the Religious Right and the likes of Reagan and Pat Buchanan, also hated Clinton and despised the actions of the FBI and ATF at Waco and Ruby Ridge.

Seriously? Because if you want to back in time to the 2000s or before and told the average joe off the street that kids are shaking their asses in drags shows and being taught sexual shit by their teachers. I don't think they would be on board with the idea.

Bah. Becoming part of the Machine they claim to be Raging Against is a pattern of practice among boomer edgelords.

• Dee Snider of Twisted Sister? "We're not gonna take it"? He denounced John Schaffer for pointing at someone during J6.
• Howard Stern? "Fuck your freedom".
• Christopher Hitchens, the self-proclaimed successor to George Orwell? Became a GWOT cheerleader.
• "Anti-war" Green Day? Performed at a Hillary Clinton rally.

The only ones I can think of who didn't sell out are Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Not quite. During one Cletus mission, Trevor utters a line "Liberals?!" as his response to Cletus asking what to shoot at. Franklin's aunt is poking fun of the modern feminism empowerment craze. Hell, there's even the Impotent Rage cartoon that has a superhero be an obvious jab on liberal policies.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dcXoEd8IF0g

I'm replaying 5 now, and IMO the jokes have aged well. Speaking of Parker and Stone, it feels like an equal-opportunity offender.

But I digress. Back to GTA.