Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[The Last Stand]

T2/R* sues EVERYONE for having R in their logos

Using a R as a logo is bad.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

here are all of their trademark lolsuits

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Anybody think that Zelnick wasn't done when he came out of the ove.. I mean womb. If you want to know an answer to the "Jewish Question" look no further to him.

 

[Pissmaster]

here are all of their trademark lolsuits

Holy moly, they're going after absolutely everyone with an R and a star in their logo. All of these couldn't be confused with Rockstar Games in a million years.

Spoiler: A small sampling of many logos that Take Two is suing over

They're also going after anyone with, or even similar names to any of their IPs, even "T2". What the fuck are they trying to accomplish? That includes goofy things like this this tiny clothing company out of Ohio:


Yeah I'm sure that's really threatening to the dead Max Payne brand. (Max Fayne is the name of an actual person, come on)

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Are they suing Rockstar Energy Drink? I didn't see anything relating to the drink or Pepsico...

 

[Ita Mori]

Are they suing Rockstar Energy Drink? I didn't see anything relating to the drink or Pepsico...

They're trying to bully smaller businesses than them. Not get outjew'd by bigger and longer nosed companies.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>100 bugs

Not one.
Not two.
Not even three.

Over 100 BUGS on something called The Definitive Edition, and on a Grand Theft Auto video game of all games.

And we haven’t even talked about how physical copies have been delayed, while Nintendo Switch’s version won’t even come out next month.

As someone that has played so much GTA that I even randomly make up own in game radio stations with songs that don’t even match the aesthetic of the game, I think I can speak like Ken Rosenberg and outright say that this is a REAL disaster. Unlike him, though, I’m not too much of a cocaine addict to get worked up over this.

Or at least be a lawyer trying to pretend something like this.

 

[The Last Stand]

Holy moly, they're going after absolutely everyone with an R and a star in their logo. All of these couldn't be confused with Rockstar Games in a million years.

Spoiler: A small sampling of many logos that Take Two is suing over

They're also going after anyone with, or even similar names to any of their IPs, even "T2". What the fuck are they trying to accomplish? That includes goofy things like this this tiny clothing company out of Ohio:

They act like they're so well-known outside of the video game industry. Didn't GTA make a spoof about these same actions?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

OneyPlays cross posting

"I did the pizza pose longer, I won the pizza!"

 

[The Last Stand]

Damn foreigners!

 

[GLUE SNIFFER 9000]

They act like they're so well-known outside of the video game industry. Didn't GTA make a spoof about these same actions?

I'm pretty sure they have, which makes these lolsuits even funnier.
It is super weird seeing a game company known for their irreverence and boundry pushing becoming one of the very things they mocked.
Live by the sword, die by the sword, I guess.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

"Gimme Gimme Gimme all of it!!"

This is Take Two and Rockstar at this point, next thing you know they're going to try a trademark "R*" so we can't use it online for anything.

 

[Korpon]

To help with the absolute insanity of current Cockstar Games, I bring you some motivation for your gains gentlemen, buff CJ playthrough is best.

 

[SCSI]

the 60 are interpolated to 120 if devs don't want to/can't use native 90/120fps, you never see native 60.

Ayup, but there can be a cost in terms of smoothness. Best example off the top of my head is "Paper Beast", which was a native PSVR game where the physics and animations are locked to 60fps. When running the PC version on an Index at a steady 120fps, it's still beautiful, but you can see some jitter and it's just not quite perfectly fluid. Reminds me a little of the jumpiness of some early cartoons.

That explains why the old version never ran smooth no matter what

Well shit, guess the best I can hope for is that it wont be buggy as fuck

Not sure what VR gear you run, but if you're up for some tinkering, you can take a crack at running San Andreas via VorpX. I've never tried that particular game with VorpX myself, so can't personally say how well it works. I've mostly used it for Fallout 3/NV, Oblivion, and Morrowind.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AIw8AG8-weU
I find this dude annoying, but he's spot on here.

The Issue isnt even the Anticheat only. The Game just lacks any Sort of proper Content. Its just an insane 24/7 Grind, you grind, to be able to grind something else. You cant really ever enjoy your stuff, you just 45% grind, and 55% wait for Loading Screent to finish.

My thoughts exactly, random Youtube commentator. All I wanted to do in GTA Online was dick around in freeroam and enjoy the game without having to grind for what seems like every damned thing under the sun.

 

[WULULULULU]

My thoughts exactly, random Youtube commentator. All I wanted to do in GTA Online was dick around in freeroam enjoy the game without having to grind for what seems like every damned thing under the sun.

Oh boy, War Thunder players and GTA Online players are similar mainly because I do play WT enough to feel the pain.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

All I wanted to do in GTA Online was dick around in freeroam enjoy the game without having to grind for what seems like every damned thing under the sun.

GTA Online should have just been an expanded version of where they were going with GTA4's MP. Have all the interesting game modes and stuff, but make the free roam mode something chill without all the excessive bullshit they shove in your face. It's like they were intent on making a shitty MMO instead though, and that's so fucked.

 

[The Last Stand]

My thoughts exactly, random Youtube commentator. All I wanted to do in GTA Online was dick around in freeroam enjoy the game without having to grind for what seems like every damned thing under the sun.

It's basically work.

 

[MirrorNoir]

So for those who are still waiting for a physical copy of GTA Trilogy on Switch, how big are the patches/updates so far size-wise I should expect to download to make the game playable? Or will the physical release have those patches already applied to the insides of the game on the cart?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

They act like they're so well-known outside of the video game industry. Didn't GTA make a spoof about these same actions?

They did, massively and obviously, but Rockstar Lawyer Department doesn't generate an actual profit so they have to prove their worth and defend the fair maiden that pays them by slaying a dragon. That's my hot take.