Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Jack Awful]

any bets on a possible online/coop mode on the trilogy?

0% chance

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

0% chance

Yeah, they're not even going to bring back the local multiplayer mode from the PS2 version.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

We’ve got official gameplay gifs

 

[Jack Awful]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5rQ7acTiZV4
We’ve got official gameplay gifs

Looks even worse than the trailer.
It's the bad remastering combined with the stilted animations of the old games. Worst of both worlds.

 

[The Last Stand]

Looks even worse than the trailer.
It's the bad remastering combined with the stilted animations of the old games. Worst of both worlds.

They look like mannequins. They couldn't be bothered to do an ACTUAL gameplay demo? They at least had the decency to do that for GTA V's First Person trailer.

 

[CWCissey]

R* are such misers they're going to just let YouTubers show off the gameplay.

They already know the likes of MrBoss are going to buy it anyway, and his legions of dipshit kid fans will eat it all up.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Here's some leaked Playstation gameplay of 3. It looks like hotdog water, shit-tier quality. Way too bright and lazy.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DE5c6jZpvSA
Here's some leaked Playstation gameplay of 3. It looks like hotdog water, shit-tier quality. Way too bright and lazy.

OMFG that fucking HUD looks like SHIT

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DE5c6jZpvSA
Here's some leaked Playstation gameplay of 3. It looks like hotdog water, shit-tier quality. Way too bright and lazy.

This is abysmal, it looks like a clusterfuck between a Team Fortress 2 SFM video, Fortnite and a 2007 Youtube "GTA3 HD FOR PS3 in 2009!!!!" quasi shitpost.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

This is abysmal, it looks like a clusterfuck between a Team Fortress 2 SFM video, Fortnite and a 2007 Youtube "GTA3 HD FOR PS3 in 2009!!!!" quasi shitpost.

They didn't even use 3 sound effects. Just the San Andreas sound effects.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

They didn't even use 3 sound effects. Just the San Andreas sound effects.

Yep, in all 3 games the menus use SA UI sfx....pretty stupid move.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

it looks worse than https://youtu.be/RQzEN907XRs?t=47

 

[fartsnstuf]

Guess which ebegging tweaker purchased the """new""" trilogy, that's right; it is the Tranny defender himself, Swegta:
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thankfully there's still people clowning on him blowing his money on parties and other shit:

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

Guess which ebegging tweaker purchased the """new""" trilogy, that's right; it is the Tranny defender himself, Swegta:

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Still doing the cuck muzzle virtue signaling too, pathetic.

 

[Frail Snail]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DE5c6jZpvSA
Here's some leaked Playstation gameplay of 3. It looks like hotdog water, shit-tier quality. Way too bright and lazy.

The atmospheric effects are nice, but everything else looks so sterile. Can't wait to see SPANK addicts in their Fortnite skins.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

The atmospheric effects are nice, but everything else looks so sterile. Can't wait to see SPANK addicts in their Fortnite skins.

That's the only thing I like about the remasters. Everything else looks both dated and cartoonish. If you have original copies play those instead.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Jesus it look shittier than i expected , like somehow rockstar did worse than graphics mods from half a decade ago for the same games , also those sounds are awful.

honestly hope this flops big.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Jesus it look shittier than i expected , like somehow rockstar did worse than graphics mods from half a decade ago for the same games , also those sounds are awful.

honestly hope this flops big.

I hope this is a necessary wake up call to rockstar. the kid audience is grown up and fornite overtook them as the leading mommy credit card debit maker. It's still going to make shit tons of cash but I hope it flops and they get off their ass and try and make something good.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Guess which ebegging tweaker purchased the """new""" trilogy, that's right; it is the Tranny defender himself, Swegta:
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thankfully there's still people clowning on him blowing his money on parties and other shit:
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looking at his twitter dude gonna do something stupid on stream

I hope this is a necessary wake up call to rockstar. the kid audience is grown up and fornite overtook them as the leading mommy credit card debit maker. It's still going to make shit tons of cash but I hope it flops and they get off their ass and try and make something good.

not gonna happen. people will buy it due to nostalgia

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I see I'm late, but just woke up and saw this pop up on my feed

How does the water look worse than on the PS2?

Edit:

The pop in on the bridge closed signs/barriers. Holy Shit.

Shills are going to shill ("it's pretty good! It's got NPC's and radio!"), but the fact all the games use San Andreas sound and GTA IV/V HUD elements pisses me the fuck off and takes away from their feel and vibe.

I know, I know. The shit was made for Fortnite kids who have zero frame of reference so they won't care about the feel of the games being missing through this and radio cuts, but I also have to wonder if they will even care enough to buy these old ass games?

But yeah, it's definitely for idiots like this guy. He claims he totally played the games, but was baffled when he died and had to actually restart the mission instead of just having a check point like in GTA V and actually asked if it was always like that. lmfao