💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Connor Bible said:
So Gloria's got a stalker, eh?

Well, she is attractive...
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Please, she's got a decent enough body but she's a total butterface.

I mean she looks okay the first time you see her but then you realize that all the parts of her face really don't match. There's something... wrong with her face but it's not obvious. It's subtle but it's there.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Please, she's got a decent enough body but she's a total butterface.

I mean she looks okay the first time you see her but then you realize that all the parts of her face really don't match. There's something... wrong with her face but it's not obvious. It's subtle but it's there.
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I'll align myself with @Connor Bible on the attractive issue. I don't think she's got a butterface. Everyone's got their own preferences, but I think she's really pretty. She may have a bit of an overbite, but it's not that bad. Say what you will about her godawful writing and whatever else is detailed in the thread (I haven't read it), but judging solely from what she looks like if I saw her in a singles bar I'd probably ask her out.
 
tomgirl4life said:
I'll align myself with @Connor Bible on the attractive issue. I don't think she's got a butterface. Everyone's got their own preferences, but I think she's really pretty. She may have a bit of an overbite, but it's not that bad. Say what you will about her godawful writing and whatever else is detailed in the thread (I haven't read it), but judging solely from what she looks like if I saw her in a singles bar I'd probably ask her out.
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Fair enough but beyond the overbite there's something unnerving about her face but I can't really put my finger on. I'll agree that at first glance she's kinda pretty, a little like Paris Hilton the first time you lay eyes on her. But as time goes by and you see what kind of empty vessel she really is, that slowly turns to disgust.

Maybe that's it.

And in all honesty the only thing I want to see her in is the Maradonia movie. It's going to be gloriously bad. Well that, and the first porno tape she'll ever make.
 
Why do discussions of chick lolcows always eventually atrophy to a discussion of whether you'd bang them or not? No one else needs to know how low your standards are.
 
I love how Mylan says Facebook is blocking him from posting. Facebook (the company) doesn't block people, individual users do. Whoever runs Paris Hilton's Facebook account obviously got tired of his perving.

Gloria should pay closer attention to her "fans". Look for a friends list culling before long.

Gloria is not fat, and but I still wouldn't have sex with her, because I like the women I'm with to have something resembling a personality.
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
Why do discussions of chick lolcows always eventually atrophy to a discussion of whether you'd bang them or not? No one else needs to know how low your standards are.
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Many of them are vain and try to present themselves as unrealistically sexually attractive, so we must reevaluate them on that basis at every given opportunity.
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
Why do discussions of chick lolcows always eventually atrophy to a discussion of whether you'd bang them or not? No one else needs to know how low your standards are.
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Because it is the internet and women's only characteristic is being a sex toy from a distance.
 
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