💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Mrs Paul said:
Forget lolcow -- this guy rides right into horrorcow, ala Sick Nick.
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No, you don't reach the Sick Nick category of horrorcow until you've actually raped children.

Gloria may be completely self-absorbed and thoroughly unlikable, but I'd never wish perverted stalkers upon her. Hell, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Except @Meowthkip. Fuck that bitch.
 
IJustWantToSeeAttachments said:
No, you don't reach the Sick Nick category of horrorcow until you've actually raped children.

Gloria may be completely self-absorbed and thoroughly unlikable, but I'd never wish perverted stalkers upon her. Hell, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Except @Meowthkip. Fuck that bitch.
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Joke's on you, fucker, I am the perverted stalker.
 
crayolasword said:
Actually he's not homeless. Here he is perving out on his real estate agent. Or should I say real estate personel. This guy is kinda like the Kengel of perverts. Just a real slow burn.
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They pursued Glo-Glo for very different reasons. Mylan followed her because of his obsession with stalking porn stars. Kengel followed her because of his obsession with lol-cows. Mylan wants to tie women up. Kengel wants bragging rights from putting lol-cows on his friends list.
 
The Littlest Shitlord said:
Nah, I think even Gloria is smart enough not to eat any fruit with suspicious holes given to her by strange, creepy men.
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Wasn't that like a scene in one of her books? Oh wait, Joey saw Justin poison the mangoes and warned Gloria - sorry, "Maya".
 
millais said:
I'm no gun expert, but it looks like that AR has both a reflex sight and an offset optical sight mounted on it. If she needs that much fancy sighting hardware to accurately hit a man-sized target at 30 meters, she probably isn't a remarkably good shot.
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Lucky for you, I AM a gun guy. The weapon in question is an AR-15. As far as range goes, they can hit up to 400-600m, so she shouldn't really need optics to hit a 30m target...but there are too many optics on the weapon, and the optics that I would prefer to use because of the magnification is canted on the side. Don't get me wrong, holo sights are great, but only if the weapon is properly zeroed for the shooter...rifles like the M4 and AR-16 are more precision than firepower.

As for her shooting posture, it's shit. The buttstock is too high on her shoulder, her cheek isn't "chipmunked" on the buttstock, and she's standing too awkwardly. Imagine how a boxer stands, and that's how you should look when shooting.
 
5.56 ain't a big enough caliber to take down their fat asses when they're in full tard strength poon fury. She may want to look into a .45-70.
 
I think Mylan needs his own thread.
 
I hate to keep harping on the guy but I had tons of info about him and it just gets funnier and funnier the more you read. He's just a classic bumbling idiot that is also a pervert.
 

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