💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Vapid, lascivious, fundie, and blithely unaware of how the former two contradict the third, and now she's got guns.

Any Florida stereotypes Gloria hasn't hit yet?

She's not a cannibal, as far as I'm aware, so she has that going for her.

It's only a matter of time, though...
 
She doesn't run a meth lab, and I don't think she's involved in any criminal activities. Being a self-deluded egomaniac is not a crime. I wonder if she has any illegal vices. I mean, she's a fundie, but not very good one, so I wonder if any of her "friends" have introduced her to chemical playmates.
 
She doesn't run a meth lab, and I don't think she's involved in any criminal activities. Being a self-deluded egomaniac is not a crime. I wonder if she has any illegal vices. I mean, she's a fundie, but not very good one, so I wonder if any of her "friends" have introduced her to chemical playmates.
She's said somewhere once that Molly was her home girl, and I don't think she was talking about @Molly Ringwald
 
Didn't see this pointless drivel capped, but no shit is too minor so whatevs:

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Plus the usual creeping, asspatting, and some minor autism from two of our favourite spergs, Watermelon and Ryan Mahan:

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The legions of shameless, sweaty dorks fawning over her are probably funnier than Gloria herself.
 
I'm no gun expert, but it looks like that AR has both a reflex sight and an offset optical sight mounted on it. If she needs that much fancy sighting hardware to accurately hit a man-sized target at 30 meters, she probably isn't a remarkably good shot.
Well, don't you know why the terrorists can never win? They only have AK-47s, which only have iron sights. American mureens get AR-15s modded with mounted reflex-optical hybrid scopes which (3 HOUR JACE LIVESTREAM OMITTED FOR BREVITY) And that's my opinion on this site

Anyway, on topic stuff: Looks like Conjugal Felicity also put in his two cents about the Maradonia movie trailer a while ago. Only noticed this recently, and don't know if it was posted here.

"You are such a pretty female. "

"You are such an aesthetically pleasing human of the womb-bearing variety. "

"Fol-low the glo-ri-ous sig-nals from the ro-bot o-ver-lord head-quar-ters to in-fil-trate hu-man ci-ties with great suc-cess"
 
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