💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

[spiritofamermaid]

There's even a review for it too, it's great. I'm guessing it's you, @Dickens Cider?

It's really well-written and nicely details the backstory of the production. A+

 

[TrippinKahlua]

If Gloria wants to become famous, she should do like me and teach herself how to sing and start doing acts at karaoke. I know a good one, Gloria -Laura Branigan. That's what I do alot. My karaoke hosts instagram knows all about me, and call me "Gloria" because of how damn well I do it.

They might just start calling Gloria "Gloria" too if she starts doing that.

 

[Zhoban]

If Gloria wants to become famous, she should do like me and teach herself how to sing and start doing acts at karaoke. I know a good one, Gloria -Laura Branigan. That's what I do alot. My karaoke hosts instagram knows all about me, and call me "Gloria" because of how damn well I do it.

They might just start calling Gloria "Gloria" too if she starts doing that.

Your karaoke hosts wish your mom swallowed.

 

[Maradontia]

https://www.mixcloud.com/MCRLive/the-vanity-project-saturday-2nd-june-2018-mcr-live-residents/

These guys are doing a Maradonia readthrough. Starts at about 1:34.

 

[MW 002]

https://www.mixcloud.com/MCRLive/the-vanity-project-saturday-2nd-june-2018-mcr-live-residents/

These guys are doing a Maradonia readthrough. Starts at about 1:34.

I wish them luck, hopefully they can maintain their sanity.

 

[Maradontia]

Gloria's life as a model continues, this time with popsicles.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmo_tmbHJjj/

 

[RI 360]

Gloria's life as a model continues, this time with popsicles.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmo_tmbHJjj/

She's getting fat lol

 

[MW 002]

Necro’d but Terrible Book Club is returning to the world of Maradonia to review the sequel, Escape from the Underworld.

 

[Maradontia]

View attachment 656459 Necro’d but Terrible Book Club is returning to the world of Maradonia to review the sequel, Escape from the Underworld.

Isn't that just the second half of the original book 1 before it got split?

 

[MW 002]

Isn't that just the second half of the original book 1 before it got split?

They only reviewed the first part of the first book after the 9/11 Part was added in if I recall correctly.

 

[Buzzkill]

There's not much going regarding beautiful Gloria so I decided to go for a short Googling session, and oh boy.

Orange Justice Wheelie (Fortnite Dance Challenge Music Video)

Official Orange Justice Wheelie Music Video DANCE CHALLENGE

www.youtube.com

What the fuck is that.

I admire Gloria's persistence (I wish I was this determined) she's still young and attractive, but absolutely NOBODY gives a shit about her, yet she keeps on posting shit on twitter and instagram, where the only recipients are chinese bots.

It's been over a year and nothing has changed, absolutely nothing. Still getting roughly 350 likes on instagram and absolutely nothing on twitter. It's fascinating really, I'm feeling the urge to follow her myself.

 

[anephric]

It's been over a year and nothing has changed, absolutely nothing. Still getting roughly 350 likes on instagram and absolutely nothing on twitter. It's fascinating really, I'm feeling the urge to follow her myself.

I follow her on IG and it’s depressing at how trite her feed is. On one hand, it’s very try hard, very “I’m rich, watch me be an influencer” type of stuff but at the same time you can tell it’s not only as fake as her tits but joyless. There’s no consistency: she doesn’t have any close friends (or any that I’ve seen reoccur in photos), doesn’t seem to have any hobbies or personality.

It’s like someone is dragging a blowup doll around the world and posing it on beaches. That’s all that’s in her as a human being.

 

[MysticMisty]

doesn’t seem to have any hobbies or personality.

You can thank her parents for that. Her father got the ball rolling with Maradonia but her mother really ran with it, especially after she turned 18. She's probably has about as much personality as Gloria, just replace writing with average art skills.

 

[Maradontia]

There's not much going regarding beautiful Gloria so I decided to go for a short Googling session, and oh boy.

Orange Justice Wheelie (Fortnite Dance Challenge Music Video)

Official Orange Justice Wheelie Music Video DANCE CHALLENGE

www.youtube.com

What the fuck is that.

I admire Gloria's persistence (I wish I was this determined) she's still young and attractive, but absolutely NOBODY gives a shit about her, yet she keeps on posting shit on twitter and instagram, where the only recipients are chinese bots.

It's been over a year and nothing has changed, absolutely nothing. Still getting roughly 350 likes on instagram and absolutely nothing on twitter. It's fascinating really, I'm feeling the urge to follow her myself.

It's so bizarre. She's a good looking girl, but she can't even pull off getting thirsty guys to like and comment on her bikini pics. She seems to do nothing but go on vacations that her husband pays for.

This is the first time I saw her do a "humor" video. She still can't speak English. Is that her mom?

Unexpected Eyebrow Interview (Broadcast- Part 1)

Watch this eyebrow-makeup interview go an unexpected direction

www.youtube.com

 

[Jeff Wolf]

Can someone please link me the Maradonia movie in pm?

 

[Muscle Bra]

She's a good looking girl, but she can't even pull off getting thirsty guys to like and comment on her bikini pics.

When she was younger, she was fairly attractive. However, the older she gets, the cuter she ain't.

She still can't speak English. Is that her mom?

Nope. Her mom looks like an older version of Gloria.

Can someone please link me the Maradonia movie in pm?

Honestly, the movie is simply unwatchable. I had some friends over for a Bad Movie Night and, after no more than 10 minutes, even the biggest bad movie fan had had more than his fill. The movie can't even reach the level of laughably bad and is instead completely unentertaining and chock-full of the most generic fantasy tropes along with a heapin' helpin' of fundie religious dogma on top. Everything -- the flat acting, the trite musical score, the cheesy special effects, the store-bought costumes, and the "no one's looking so let's film here" settings -- is purely amateurish and contains zero entertainment value.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

When she was younger, she was fairly attractive. However, the older she gets, the cuter she ain't.


Nope. Her mom looks like an older version of Gloria.


Honestly, the movie is simply unwatchable. I had some friends over for a Bad Movie Night and, after no more than 10 minutes, even the biggest bad movie fan had had more than his fill. The movie can't even reach the level of laughably bad and is instead completely unentertaining and chock-full of the most generic fantasy tropes along with a heapin' helpin' of fundie religious dogma on top. Everything -- the flat acting, the trite musical score, the cheesy special effects, the store-bought costumes, and the "no one's looking so let's film here" settings -- is purely amateurish and contains zero entertainment value.

But... TASTE OUR POWAAAAAAAAHS!

And the big bad has a club of evil and a water park of evil. No, seriously, he does. At least in the books.

 

[MysticMisty]

And the big bad has a club of evil and a water park of evil.

He's also a big fan of unicorns and (I think) mermaids. Which was obviously too expensive for them to film so he just loves snakes in the movie instead.

 

[Muscle Bra]

And the big bad has a club of evil and a water park of evil. No, seriously, he does. At least in the books.

I call bullshit. No water park ever could possibly be evil. Cthulhu Himself could open up a water park, and it would be awesome.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I call bullshit. No water park ever could possibly be evil. Cthulhu Himself could open up a water park, and it would be awesome.

But he does. And in the books his club of evil all have communal singing of Mother Earth songs.