💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Her friend looks a little weird, but Glo looks fucking ridiculous. It's almost like Glo shopped herself after it was edited or something. The other girls makeup is a little weird but you can tell it's supposed to be scales, with Glo I have no fucking idea.

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1. Her arm looks FUCKED UP. I don't understand what the fuck they were going for. They also whittled her forearms down to the point where they don't make sense with the rest of her arm and it looks lumpy. Plus the fucking mermaid tail has just been painted in, where I wrote 1a. You can see where they haphazardly scribbled with the cloning tool :story:
2.The blur on the tail is fucking INTENSE. It's blurred to the point where you can't actually see where it meets with her hip. She didn't blur out her knees, or the fabric bunching up, but she did blur the shit out of that one spot for some reason?
3. Also chose to not blur out her back fat? She was already there with the blur tool?
 
I think we can conclude that she must have gained a shit ton of weight recently
 
I wonder why the same level of photoshopping wasn't applied to Gloria's friend. Is she not mermaid-worthy enough to have her tail blurred into her stomach?
 
ShortPoppy said:
I wonder why the same level of photoshopping wasn't applied to Gloria's friend. Is she not mermaid-worthy enough to have her tail blurred into her stomach?
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Gloria always badly shoops herself but never the other girls in the pictures because she's self-centered, vain and petty. It just so happens her edits make her look worse to anyone who isn't Glo or her husband.
 
Oh Gloria, how glorious that name is.

If you ever have a daughter, I hope her name her Gloria too, to keep the glorious legacy of the name of Glory.

Oh Gloria.
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgY4HmuF3js/

I snooped around the other 'mermaids' instagram and found glorious Gloria there.

Now she was always a butterface with great body, but that shot - either it's really shitty angle or her ass is getting more and more fat in the worst way possible - getting blocky and dragged down instead of rounder.

The mermaid girl is very pretty though but looks awful on the shoot with Gloria, which only proves further that anything she touches is terrible.
 
Buzzkill said:
The mermaid girl is very pretty though but looks awful on the shoot with Gloria, which only proves further that anything she touches is terrible.
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I know nothing about photography but even I can tell that the photographer used a horrible angle to take the pic. If this guy is trying to claim he's a professional, yeah, good luck with that.

The other thing that makes the other mermaid unattractive is the terrible makeup job that as done on her. Very few women are going to look attractive with a predominantly blue color palette. When I see her blue lips, all I can think of is DiCaprio in Titanic.
 
Muscle Bra said:
The other thing that makes the other mermaid unattractive is the terrible makeup job that as done on her. Very few women are going to look attractive with a predominantly blue color palette. When I see her blue lips, all I can think of is DiCaprio in Titanic.
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I disagree, I think the biggest problem is that the color choice for the makeup scales is very poor. If she had gone for the one that I used in my example for what she was trying to do, it would have worked. Her outfit is just a clustertruck of color. She went for green+blue+violet, when she should've just stayed with green+blue. It can be done, but it requires more effort than what they put in it seems.
Edit: If I ever feel autistic enough, I could probably sperg even more with greater scrutiny on both of them, or at the very least with the blue one. I was too focused on the loose fabric to notice the blurring on Gloria, but other than the dishonesty her color scheme is nice (which of course, always gotta make her look nice even though the picture is framed oddly).
 
I wonder if Gloria's mother sung "Gloria" to her on a regular basis.

I would do that if I had a daughter named Gloria. Just to glorify the glory of that glorious name even more.

Oh Gloria.
 
Buzzkill said:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgY4HmuF3js/

I snooped around the other 'mermaids' instagram and found glorious Gloria there.

Now she was always a butterface with great body, but that shot - either it's really shitty angle or her ass is getting more and more fat in the worst way possible - getting blocky and dragged down instead of rounder.

The mermaid girl is very pretty though but looks awful on the shoot with Gloria, which only proves further that anything she touches is terrible.
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TheGreatBalloon said:
Has no one here pointed out yet that her dad died and she's trying to crowd fund the funeral?

https://www.gofundme.com/belovedgerrytesch

Only days after posting about going on a giant vacation to Hawaii

https://youtu.be/PoBmc1qTxpQ

Or has this already been brought it up and I missed it?

Of course, I don't want to mock anyone's grief. But the GoFindGo funeral seemed... fitting.
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How long ago did this happen? Maybe his health was declining and that's why Mama Tesch was all "YOU FIND MAN NOW MKAY" because they could be having less money than before? Of course, this is all very cynical of me to be honest.

But rip papa Tesch, he had the biggest dreams.
 
TheGreatBalloon said:
Has no one here pointed out yet that her dad died and she's trying to crowd fund the funeral?

https://www.gofundme.com/belovedgerrytesch

Only days after posting about going on a giant vacation to Hawaii

https://youtu.be/PoBmc1qTxpQ

Or has this already been brought it up and I missed it?

Of course, I don't want to mock anyone's grief. But the GoFindGo funeral seemed... fitting.
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Holy shit! I guess that's the end of Maradonia since he was the only one pushing it.

How did you find this?

spiritofamermaid said:
How long ago did this happen? Maybe his health was declining and that's why Mama Tesch was all "YOU FIND MAN NOW MKAY" because they could be having less money than before? Of course, this is all very cynical of me to be honest.

But rip papa Tesch, he had the biggest dreams.
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The link says March 28th.
 
I didn't realize he had 6 kids. Guess that's what happens when you put all your hopes of fame on one of them.

(For that matter, I thought Gloria only had 2 younger brothers.)
 
Venus said:
So I guess this means we’re never getting a second Maradonia movie for sure. RIP

I do wonder if there is context for his death though
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The gofundme says it was a sudden heart problem that they knew nothing about. Which is pretty standard with heart problems.
 
Venus said:
So I guess this means we’re never getting a second Maradonia movie for sure. RIP

I do wonder if there is context for his death though
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He owed a lot of people money...

IceGray said:
I didn't realize he had 6 kids. Guess that's what happens when you put all your hopes of fame on one of them.

(For that matter, I thought Gloria only had 2 younger brothers.)
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Maybe he had kids from a previous marriage. I recall him fleeing Germany to escape prosecution(?) for running a scam, so who knows what else he was doing.
 
Maradontia said:
How did you find this?
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I just had the completely random thought of "I wonder whatever happened to that crazy Maradonia chick," looked up her Facebook page and saw she had made a post about the GoFundMe literally the day before (she's since removed that post). It was an incredibly weird coincidence. Then of course it sent me back down the rabbit hole and I realized no one else that I could find was talking about him passing away.
 
TheGreatBalloon said:
Has no one here pointed out yet that her dad died and she's trying to crowd fund the funeral ... Only days after posting about going on a giant vacation to Hawaii
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Of fucking course they’re trying to crowdfund the funeral. Why am I not surprised?

Gerry wasn’t completely stupid and did seem to have some sort of low cunning so it’s a bit odd that he didn’t have a life insurance policy set up to cover funeral expenses. And it’s even odder that the church he was affiliated with isn’t offering to help defray the costs.
 
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