💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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bradsternum said:
My theory is that the Tesch family is fucking stupid.
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You're not fucking kidding me. The amount of time and money that the Tesches have poured into their multiple failing ventures makes me laugh, though it seems as if they might have learned a bit, as they haven't released the next/last Maradonia book (6 and 7)
 
CalmMyTits said:
bradsternum said:
My theory is that the Tesch family is fucking stupid.
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You're not fucking kidding me. The amount of time and money that the Tesches have poured into their multiple failing ventures makes me laugh, though it seems as if they might have learned a bit, as they haven't released the next/last Maradonia book (6 and 7)
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Gloria is bored with writing and has ran out of Narnia and Bible passages to rip off.
 
MysticMisty said:
CalmMyTits said:
bradsternum said:
My theory is that the Tesch family is fucking stupid.
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You're not fucking kidding me. The amount of time and money that the Tesches have poured into their multiple failing ventures makes me laugh, though it seems as if they might have learned a bit, as they haven't released the next/last Maradonia book (6 and 7)
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Gloria is bored with writing and has ran out of Narnia and Bible passages to rip off.
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Maybe Gloria should rip off something like Sonichu(Chris-Chan) or World's Luckiest Guy(A-Log). She could get some "inspiration" from the works of these two lol-cows.
 
The problem is she was never inspired by writing to begin with. She was inspired by the prospect of fame. She rose to - uh - not even infamy, as only a small group of people are aware of her, but anyway - she broke onto the internet around the same time Christopher Paolini was enjoying the "child prodigy" wave. I think she saw Paolini's success, and decided she could have it, too. Paolini is equally sheltered, but he can write better than Tesch (not saying much,) and he did actually manage to get published (again, not saying much, considering the shit on the bestsellers lists.)
 
CalmMyTits said:
bradsternum said:
My theory is that the Tesch family is fucking stupid.
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You're not fucking kidding me. The amount of time and money that the Tesches have poured into their multiple failing ventures makes me laugh, though it seems as if they might have learned a bit, as they haven't released the next/last Maradonia book (6 and 7)
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I find this hilarious because this means that the Maradonia 'saga' ends with the two main characters getting poisoned, since Gloria hasn't written any more (or if she has, it hasn't been released). Somehow this is a very fitting conclusion to the series.
 
Pikimon said:
But what will ever happen to Ceara? The most beautiful black person in all of Maradonia!?
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She's Gloria's go-to black friend who only comes up when she denies her racism.
 
TheIncredibleLioness said:
CalmMyTits said:
bradsternum said:
My theory is that the Tesch family is fucking stupid.
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You're not fucking kidding me. The amount of time and money that the Tesches have poured into their multiple failing ventures makes me laugh, though it seems as if they might have learned a bit, as they haven't released the next/last Maradonia book (6 and 7)
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I find this hilarious because this means that the Maradonia 'saga' ends with the two main characters getting poisoned, since Gloria hasn't written any more (or if she has, it hasn't been released). Somehow this is a very fitting conclusion to the series.
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If that is how the 'saga' ends, then it would be a fitting conclusion, especially since I've heard the main characters are sociopaths. Perhaps Apollyon and his evil empire aren't as bad as Tesch would want you to believe.
 
littlebiscuits said:
Well, considering Maya and Joey starved and tortured the Maradonian army... I mean she never even said what the evil Empire did that was so evil.
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They believed in teamwork, sang songs and loved the environment. Those fuckers were the next Stalin.
 
Saney said:
littlebiscuits said:
Well, considering Maya and Joey starved and tortured the Maradonian army... I mean she never even said what the evil Empire did that was so evil.
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They...loved the environment.
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Which, for some reason, is a no-no for fundies.
 
Saney said:
littlebiscuits said:
Well, considering Maya and Joey starved and tortured the Maradonian army... I mean she never even said what the evil Empire did that was so evil.
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They believed in teamwork, sang songs and loved the environment. Those fuckers were the next Stalin.
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And let's not forget that Maya basically kills a girl from her school in the second book.
 
littlebiscuits said:
Saney said:
littlebiscuits said:
Well, considering Maya and Joey starved and tortured the Maradonian army... I mean she never even said what the evil Empire did that was so evil.
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They believed in teamwork, sang songs and loved the environment. Those fuckers were the next Stalin.
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And let's not forget that Maya basically kills a girl from her school in the second book.
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I thought that was Joey's doing. Still, doesn't excuse the fact that the two main characters are sociopaths.
 
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So Gloria posted some Semi-topless shots. They're pretty tame, but seeing as she wanders around the Florida rave scene in just a bra, I think it'll probably escalate from there.


I love the 180 she did from "World's Youngest Author/ Most Alpha Gifted Child in The World" to party raver girl.
 
littlebiscuits said:
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1374801_453374088108682_61292714_n.jpg

So Gloria posted some Semi-topless shots. They're pretty tame, but seeing as she wanders around the Florida rave scene in just a bra, I think it'll probably escalate from there.


I love the 180 she did from "World's Youngest Author/ Most Alpha Gifted Child in The World" to party raver girl.
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For some reason I suddenly find her writing much better. 8-)
 
littlebiscuits said:
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1374801_453374088108682_61292714_n.jpg

So Gloria posted some Semi-topless shots. They're pretty tame, but seeing as she wanders around the Florida rave scene in just a bra, I think it'll probably escalate from there.


I love the 180 she did from "World's Youngest Author/ Most Alpha Gifted Child in The World" to party raver girl.
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'Good Christian girl'

Well at least we now know that the old adage of 'good' Christian girls being the dirtiest is true...
 
Foulmouth said:
littlebiscuits said:
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1374801_453374088108682_61292714_n.jpg

So Gloria posted some Semi-topless shots. They're pretty tame, but seeing as she wanders around the Florida rave scene in just a bra, I think it'll probably escalate from there.


I love the 180 she did from "World's Youngest Author/ Most Alpha Gifted Child in The World" to party raver girl.
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For some reason I suddenly find her writing much better. 8-)
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She's got some nice participles.

Srs though, nothing new. How much longer before whatever modeling world she's entered is done with her?
 
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