💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Butta Face Lopez said:
I dunno, I find her description of the story as being "a classic tale of good vs. evil" to be very honest and accurate.... I mean, it's hard to get much more classic than the Bible.
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I read Conjugal Felicity's whole takedown. What she isn't ripping off from Narnia (American teenagers are suddenly both military commanders and Kings/Queens of nations), Lord of the Rings (insanely powerful artifact made by supernatural evil ruler, idiot human keeps it) or pulling out of her ass (suddenly, in one of the later books, we learn that (a) griffins exist, (b) some "mountain dwarves" like to eat them... oh OK), she is plagiarizing almost word-for-word from the Bible, including some thing about a guy who can hold his arms up and make it rain... I forget all of the bits, but CF has chapter and verse that Tesch stole from.

Say what you will about her shitty writing and incomprehensible dialogue, and self-insert character who ends up cockteasing two men simultaneously while her brother romances a mermaid and then a human princess -- it takes quite a pair to steal from your deity.
 
Not to mention Appolyon's (or however the fuck you spell it) Club of Evil features songs about teamwork! and they love unicorns (that are gaudy even for My Little Pony). Because your evil villain shouldn't be based on just teh devil, but also hippies and environmentalists.
 
CWC said:
my best advice I can offer to her is Never Google her own name or her book title/character name Ever.
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I'm gobsmacked.

Truly, utterly gobsmacked. :evil:

Chris giving Tesch exactly the sort of dangerous advice she shouldn't be getting.

If Tesch wanted to be a good author (and if Chris really wanted to be a good comic author, for that matter), she should be Googling for reviews and criticism. Nothing nurtures lolcowliness like completely shutting your ears from all well-weighed criticism.
 
^Classy, gloria autotuning about how perfect she is and how worthless her critics are

God this cunt and chris deserve each other more than anythingh
 
Judge Holden said:
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ITS OFFICIAL!!!! GLORIA TESCH IS A PEER TO CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER!!!

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW INTERNET!?!?!?!?
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Three words: What the fuck.

I wonder if he actually pities the other lolcows (A-Log for example) mentioned here.
 
Alan Pardew said:
I wonder if he actually pities the other lolcows (A-Log for example) mentioned here.
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Probably not since A-Log made commentaries on him. He also will not pity ADF for obvious reasons. He might pity the ones that don't mock him though he may dislike some of them instead.
 
c-no said:
Alan Pardew said:
I wonder if he actually pities the other lolcows (A-Log for example) mentioned here.
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Probably not since A-Log made commentaries on him. He also will not pity ADF for obvious reasons. He might pity the ones that don't mock him though he may dislike some of them instead.
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Nobody with autism and especially not aspergers. Nor anybody who likes/draws gay characters and gay sex. I'm not sure who that leaves to be pitied by Chris other than Gloria Tesch.
 
bradsternum said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAvcAK1iPoU&feature=player_embedded
G-Tesch, bustin' mad rhymes.
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Well, that was interesting. I didn't know "ratchet" was in her vocabulary -- and I'm somewhat startled that she let the camera linger on a pro-Ecstasy t-shirt ("Molly Is My Home Girl" in the club dance sequence near the end).

Unfortunately, producing that video -- very much in the artistic tradition of Rebecca Black -- took TEAMWORK. Yep, right into the arms of Apollyon.
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
bradsternum said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAvcAK1iPoU&feature=player_embedded
G-Tesch, bustin' mad rhymes.
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Well, that was interesting. I didn't know "ratchet" was in her vocabulary -- and I'm somewhat startled that she let the camera linger on a pro-Ecstasy t-shirt ("Molly Is My Home Girl" in the club dance sequence near the end).

Unfortunately, producing that video -- very much in the artistic tradition of Rebecca Black -- took TEAMWORK. Yep, right into the arms of Apollyon.
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She probably didn't realise that 'Molly' can refer to MDMA. I'm guessing Molly is the name of one of her hangers on. (If she has any)
 
She's a spoiled, entitled, rich white chick from Florida when all the stupid kids are into this whole stupid EDM scene. I'm willing to bet she knows what Molly means.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
She's a spoiled, entitled, rich white chick from Florida when all the stupid kids are into this whole stupid EDM scene. I'm willing to bet she knows what Molly means.
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Florida still does Ecstasy? I thought it was all meth or coke down there?
 
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God, out of all the lolcows on this subforum (especially now that Nick bates has been... discredited), I enjoy Tesch's failure more than any others. I just cant wait till her movie comes out so I can mail it to Rifftrax
 
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