💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Yeah, that seems legit. God, the special effects in that were hilariously bad. As well as the ending, with Fanservice Secretary and Cigar Chomping CEO. "This kid's a billion dollar industry!"
I'm pretty sure they paid a bunch of random people $50 bucks to stand in line and get free books/kindling.
My favorite part is the people standing in line flipping through the book. The obvious dismay is awesome. I hope that little girl they hired to talk about how awesome Maya and Joey are tried to read the book and thought it was awful. Hell, I hope her mother flipped through it and realized it's not exactly appropriate for children given how fucked up it is (also when one of them calls the other a shithead or whatever it was).
 
Breaking News: Gloria is now a professional painter. She tried it once, and has decided to add it to her long list of careers.

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How does she feel about people reading her books?

Well, I'm not so much reading them as writing down commentary in the generously-sizes spaces.
 
She should put that painting on E-Bay. I hear that website is wonderful for selling your art directly to your fandase.
 
that's like a 5 year old going "i wanna be an astronaut ballerina dragon president"

but in her early 20's.

i guess glo-glo is just young at heart

Not to take anything away from her or the painting, but ... well, we've seen her before. Several times now, in fact. Why not just snap a pic of the painting instead of her standing next to the painting? It's like she has to be seen all the time. It can't just be Paining of an Owl, it has to be Gloria Tesch standing next to Painting of an Owl.
 
that's like a 5 year old going "i wanna be an astronaut ballerina dragon president"

but in her early 20's.

i guess glo-glo is just young at heart
There was a chick like that in my high school. Only whatever she said was to earn praise from teachers. I think Gloria has a similar mindset. Except she gives up when the rest of the nation doesn't automatically heap praise and money upon her.

By the way I believe this is the picture she used as a reference for the barn owl:
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Gloria you are not the master painter you think you are. There's barely any shading, it's shaped wrong, there are zero details on the feet and claws, the trees look really bizarre, only a few of the branches have snow and I couldn't even tell it was snow at first, it appears to be snowing around only the owl, and the pine cones look nothing like pine cones and there are only a few of them. Take some art classes from someone who isn't your mom and try again.
 
Gloria truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
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And because this thread would be woefully complete without it:

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