💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

[Peace and Harmony]

There is still the divorce/immigration fraud saga.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Am I the only one who thinks that Glo is done and she's boring now?

Someone hasn't TASTED HER POOOOOOOUUUUUWWWWAAAAAAHHHHSSSS yet.

 

[captkrisma]

There is still the divorce/immigration fraud saga.

This is gonna be a long con. 8 years long.

 

[Splendid]

This is gonna be a long con. 8 years long.

Assuming you're right, I just don't think that it's particularly funny (this sort of thing happens all the time,) and I don't have the patience for that shit anyway.

 

[melty]

Is Gloria "getting better"?

 

[January Cyst]

They probably hired that for a couple of days to get some photos out of it.

Yeah, this is one of the early Muricelagos or Gallardos judging by the black emblem.
Those things are a dime a dozen in Miami, she could've just asked the owner to sit inside for a second.

 

[bradsternum]

Am I the only one who thinks that Glo is done and she's boring now?

She does seem to have become a typical housewife with a bland hobby.
Maybe she'll surprise us, but for now, I think it was an amusing ride while it lasted.

 

[MysticMisty]

or a parka if you're from there.

Maybe it's a regional thing, but I've met people here in southern Arizona who don't know what a parka is, and it actually snows here every so often. Gloria is probably clueless about parkas and would likely describe it as a trendy jacket people wear elsewhere.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Maybe it's a regional thing, but I've met people here in southern Arizona who don't know what a parka is, and it actually snows here every so often. Gloria probably is probably clueless about parkas and would likely describe it as a trendy jacket people wear elsewhere.

I call any zip-up winter coat a parka so it's less about a specific type of coat than just a cold weather kind of thing.

But having said that "cold" for Florida is 65 degrees. That's t-shirt weather as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Maradontia]

But... but... the Maradonia theme park?

I still can't get over how deluded she was that she thought her terribad novel would spawn a theme park.

Daddy didn't have that much money.

Have hope, she's writing another novel, remember? Presumably having abandoned the Maradonia series. Now we'll never know how it ends! (Prediction: Maya Sue and Joey kill all the evil bad guys and become king and queen of Maradonia and the most popular kids in school in the real world).

 

[BatNapalm]

Looking back on it all, I have to say that fucking "Maradonia Book Trailer"/Celebrity Soup video is still one of my favorite things ever produced by a lolcow. I mean, it's so ubiquitous at this point that we kinda lost sight of just how fucking weird the very idea of the thing was.

I liken it to that "Paul Rudd's Computer" sketch from Tim and Eric in the sense that it's so hilarious and absurd and detached from any semblance of reality that it's nearly impossible to explain exactly what the hell it is to someone who has never seen it before. I honestly didn't think she'd ever be able to top it until I saw the full Maradonia movie.

 

[MW 002]

So anyone remember that scene from Maradonia when Joey pulls out his teddy bear and shouts "FLUFFY WILL DIE WITH ME!" When the fairies are trying to burn him and Maya to death?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

The only thing to watch now is the slow downward migration of her hubby's neck beard.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNimHpiBuf_/

 

[CatFace]

The only thing to watch now is the slow downward migration of her hubby's neck beard.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNimHpiBuf_/

As if it's trying to re-join the chest hair motherland after being forcibly annexed to the face by Nair.

 

[Maradontia]

So anyone remember that scene from Maradonia when Joey pulls out his teddy bear and shouts "FLUFFY WILL DIE WITH ME!" When the fairies are trying to burn him and Maya to death?

Yup. Sadly cut from the movie.

 

[MW 002]

Yup. Sadly cut from the movie.

While watching the movie I was actually looking foreword to that scene- just because of how silly it was.

It's really disappointing she cut out one of the only entertaining moments of the book

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

While watching the movie I was actually looking foreword to that scene- just because of how silly it was.

It's really disappointing she cut out one of the only entertaining moments of the book

She felt that she'd be upstaged by a stuffed animal as it had more range than she did and the audience would feel more for it's destruction than hers.

 

[MW 002]

She felt that she'd be upstaged by a stuffed animal as it had more range than she did and the audience would feel more for it's destruction than hers.

The bear was my favourite character so....

 

[FatNero]

There's almost certainly a much funnier saga going on with Gunter and the fake jesus filmmaker scam artists he fell in with. To bad there's not more info on it.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Someone hasn't TASTED HER POOOOOOOUUUUUWWWWAAAAAAHHHHSSSS yet.