💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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"My body is still paralysed from this Death Experience."
My favorite so far.
 
“I have reached the end of my road. There is no return for me!” *BOOM*

From one of the books.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
Not that I'm an expert on lambos, but that looks like an older model. The current ones all have flappy paddle gearboxes and that one appears to have 90s style leather texture.

I'm guessing it's a Diablo that one of Gunter's mates somehow got hold of that she's posing in.
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That's a Murcielago, they've been about since 2001 but even older models in good condition go for decent 6 figure prices. They probably hired that for a couple of days to get some photos out of it.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
We absolutely need to put Maradonia quotes into this fortune cookie database for the website's upper right corner:

* "History rewritten in bloodstain"

* "At the end of the age, when the two silver birds attack the twin brothers..."

* "Go for the kill! GO FOR THE KILL!!"

* "The failure to prepare is the preparation to fail."

* "They're just children. Stupid children. Without any PPP!owers or knowledge. We have the power to blow their brains from their skulls in a moment of time."

* "This kid's a multi-billion-dollah industry!"
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"3400 pages of brimming adventure."
 
She doesn't know how cold it can really get in the rest of the US, does she?
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNIkro2BOt-/

I can't answer her question, so much as imagine poop noises from out of frame, as well as the occasional, "Are you taking pictures in the fucking bathroom?!"

Also, I noticed she's calling herself "international talent". Is her husband/warden giving her permission to do anything other than post on Instagram?
 
trombonista said:
She doesn't know how cold it can really get in the rest of the US, does she?
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LOL! I've spent a couple winters out in Minnesota. It gets down to minus 40 out there and people from out of town always ask if that's Celsius or Imperial. I say it doesn't matter because it's fucking cold either way. And yes, technically that's where the two scales meet.

Cold in Florida means you need to put on a sweater if you're from the north or a parka if you're from there. It rarely gets down to below 40 degrees there for the entire state.
 
BatNapalm said:
Yeah, the "release" of the Maradonia movie was pretty much the swansong and the one thing of interest that she had left.

RIP in peace, World's Youngest Mermaid Rapper.
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But... but... the Maradonia theme park?

I still can't get over how deluded she was that she thought her terribad novel would spawn a theme park.
 
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