💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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HexBawxUno said:
And what if she has a son instead? She can't do any of this with a boy.
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She'll turn him into a popstar.

I can already envision their first music video. First Goldilocks comes out and does some of her usual whiter-than-white bread raps that would make even Iggy Azalea cringe, and then enters her son under his own persona: Little Boy Blue.

Little Boy Blue's look is complete with lederhosen (that are ironically enough not blue) and a cheap plastic vuvuzela. And he doesn't just not look the part, he also unconvincingly mimes playing his instrument

Then, even though it doesn't fit the fairy tale theme in the slightest, Goldilocks, now in an outfit that she totally didn't ripoff from Taylor Swift's Shake It Off video, proceeds to twerk for three straight minutes while Little Boy Blue plays his horn and inexplicably produces sounds that no horn, much less a cheap one, could produce (almost as if they were just edited in...and not well).

The video concludes with mother and son standing back-to-back (with son looking as miserable as one of Kate Gosselin's kids on an average filming day). Goldilocks crosses her arms and says straight to the viewer, "We're double trouble," even though that also doesn't fit the fairy tale...or really make any sense.

And at a far away Burger King, Vanilla Ice stops deep frying nuggets to let out a collective sigh, knowing that his performance in Secret of the Ooze is no longer the worst thing to ever happen to the rap industry.
 
LOL! Just checking out the Maradonia video and somebody from Team Tesch got a little drunk and angry with some of the posters. It appears, after some digging, that this is the woman who played Fairy Ceara, namely the black one. An interesting point is her husband is the guy that calls out, "come forth sprit of Kerry!" They're also friends of the Tesch's which might indicate this is how they got so many untalented people to act in their movies, they just asked people they know.

[GALLERY=media, 2649]Dampier by Phil Ken Sebben posted Oct 31, 2016 at 12:38 PM[/GALLERY]
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
LOL! Just checking out the Maradonia video and somebody from Team Tesch got a little drunk and angry with some of the posters. It appears, after some digging, that this is the woman who played Fairy Ceara, namely the black one. An interesting point is her husband is the guy that calls out, "come forth sprit of Kerry!" They're also friends of the Tesch's which might indicate this is how they got so many untalented people to act in their movies, they just asked people they know.

[GALLERY=media, 2649]Dampier by Phil Ken Sebben posted Oct 31, 2016 at 12:38 PM[/GALLERY]
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I'd say this a confirmation that nearly everyone in the movie came from their church. Probably was easy to con them into not being paid by saying some bullshit about how acting in Maradonia is God's work because of all the badly written religious bullshit.
 
MysticMisty said:
I'd say this a confirmation that nearly everyone in the movie came from their church. Probably was easy to con them into not being paid by saying some bullshit about how acting in Maradonia is God's work because of all the badly written religious bullshit.
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The funny thing is if she can be trusted as a representation of the whole, they all feel that this movie was their ticket to stardom.

Her Google+ page lists one of her occupations as "actress". Yet you look at her body of work and it's only this one movie.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Her IMDb (assuming no fakery) lists two shorts.

Who wants to go horror short-hunting?
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Actually I was referring to the lady making the comments, namely one Virginia Dampier. The only thing I could find on her, assuming there's not another one with the same name in Floriduh, is for a cleaning company. She's got one strike against her from the BBB in that a contract employee stole $50 from a person's home. She claimed that since it was a contractor it wasn't one of her guys but said she'd pay it back anyway. The case was closed when the person making the complaint said she never got her money back. Her company is also not BBB accredited which might explain her desire not to pay back the $50.

As for Glo Glo, I saw one of the shorts "A Place for Lily". I think it was on Youtube or Vimeo a couple years back. She plays the dead mother of a child and comes back at the end as an angel or something. Her acting is just as wretched as it was in the Maradonia movie.
 
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