💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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On terrible people golfing, Brookside, where Gloria was, is the only place in SoCal I've noticed any ugliness. It's next to the Rose Bowl, so they have parking for UCLA games on the course Saturday nights, and one Sunday morning, they had to close the driving range while workers removed some portapotties. The Mexican workers had to wait for trucks, and a couple old white golfers start yelling insults to hurry up. Remember, Gloria has voiced her support for Trump. It she had been there that morning, she probably would've acted as the old guys' cheerleader. While I think Cunty Boo Boo is right about the bleakness of the life awaiting Gloria, I've seen enough nastiness from Gloria's camp - along with so much pathological lying - that I really don't feel much empathy.
 
Cunty Boo Boo said:
This thread is one that makes me more sad than anything. Her life just seems really, really bleak. Essentially being pimped out to a man who is over twice her age (and who obviously she's not attracted to). Being so concerned about appearances and making people think she has a glamorous life. I'd love to see her get far, far away from her parents, honestly.

That said--I kind of admire her? I know her books are absolute shit, but I have to give her credit: a lot of people think they can write a book (and many people have excellent book ideas) but relatively few actually sit down, do the work, and write it. She actually did it and made something. Sure, it might be bad, but she's done something a lot of people--including many of us here--will never do.

Anyways, Gloria is just a sadcow. It's going to be even worse when she inevitably gets knocked up and is stuck in the life she's in. :(
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I'm not entirely convinced that all of Gloria's actions are of her own volition. I think her mom is pushing her into a lot of shit that she doesn't want to do. Her dad has a documented history of violence, so maybe she goes along with him out of fear, and she does what her mom says out of a misplaced sense of familial duty. I mean, her mom controls her social media, so we have no idea what Gloria actually thinks. The only real way to get the true story from her would be for her to come her and talk to us, but she has no incentive to do so.
 
For me, the main cow in this saga is Günter -- while we don't know many details about him, his path from guitar-strumming Wandervogel preacher to semi-criminal fraudster who thinks he can turn his daughter's teenage attempts at writing into a solution to all his money problems is just too bizarre. It's like Elmer Gantry from the Sinclair Lewis novel came to life.

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Vicious.ink3 said:
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In this photo, she appears to be drinking wine. I'm sure even Goria knows better than to drink while pregnant.
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Some doctors will say that an occasional glass of wine is okay at the early stages of pregnancy. I've actually only run into one woman that took that advice seriously. Every single other one that actually cared about their child considered everything they put into their body one going as far as to stop drinking coffee or anything containing caffeine and wouldn't even take aspirin during her pregnancy.

Having said that, I doubt Glo-Glo is pregnant. That would mean her relationship with Mr. Uberdriver is more real than just a green card scam. Also, check out her recent picture where she's golfing. She still looks slim there.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
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In this photo, she appears to be drinking wine. I'm sure even Goria knows better than to drink while pregnant.
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Hmm. Is it possible she's dumb enough to not know it yet? That's the only way this theory works. You know if she knew she was pregnant she would announce it then post every little update like doctors visits.
 
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Man oh man oh man, I just *know* there's a great story behind this picture. On one side of the table, we have Glo-Glo and the Uberscrn (wearing white socks, no less) and on the other side of the table is an Indian couple. Then, in between them, we have Taja Cvilanjukova (who looks like an Eastern European stripper) flanked by an emo Asian dude and a Bollywood extra.

I have no doubt this picture is legit, because there's no way someone could make this shit up...
 
This thread lately is providing a lot of opportunity for me to talk about my experiences at that previously mentioned hoity toity golf club. There was a group of members there, two or three families I believe, where for the entire three years I was there, the wives were never NOT pregnant. They were also never NOT constantly drinking.

Some people just don't care.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
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Perhaps someone in the know might correct me but that interior looks nothing like either of the two Nobu restaurants in Las Vegas.

Have a look here for Nobu Caesars Palace:

http://www.noburestaurants.com/las-vegas-caesars-palace/gallery/

Have a look here for Nobu Hard Rock:

http://www.noburestaurants.com/las-vegas/gallery/

You'll notice the interiors of the three are remarkably dissimilar. In point of fact, the place Glo-Glo et al are at looks like a shit-hole. The fittings and fixtures don't match the gallery images and what the hell is going on with the mess covering the windows? It looks half destroyed, almost as though the three wolves have huffed and puffed and blown the straw house half down.

Maybe I'm wrong, though.
 
Muscle Bra said:
Man oh man oh man, I just *know* there's a great story behind this picture. On one side of the table, we have Glo-Glo and the Uberscrn (wearing white socks, no less) and on the other side of the table is an Indian couple. Then, in between them, we have Taja Cvilanjukova (who looks like an Eastern European stripper) flanked by an emo Asian dude and a Bollywood extra.
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I call it Casting Director's Nightmare.
 
Ryker said:
Perhaps someone in the know might correct me but that interior looks nothing like either of the two Nobu restaurants in Las Vegas.

Have a look here for Nobu Caesars Palace:

http://www.noburestaurants.com/las-vegas-caesars-palace/gallery/

Have a look here for Nobu Hard Rock:

http://www.noburestaurants.com/las-vegas/gallery/
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It's Nobu at Caesars. On the page at the very bottom left there is an exterior shot of one of the booths they are seated at.
https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/nobu-las-vegas-2?select=MkCa6R8vmvBpYgfdYjMVfg

Looking at their table, it looks like they ordered salmon belly https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/nobu-las-vegas-2?select=rfMgCcs6lJN9_ybEfK7e0g ($7/piece = $42), some kushiyaki (looks like shrimp but idk = $20), and another type of sashimi (looks like beef = $26). I know one of the girls is drinking a lychee martini ($14), one dude is drinking a coke, another a sprite, and Glo-Glo some red wine ($14-$20). Table of 8 people, total of about $120.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
That would mean her relationship with Mr. Uberdriver is more real than just a green card scam.
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Looking at her body language in that picture, she seems thoroughly uncomfortable to be sitting by him. Or maybe she's just raising her shoulders so that jacket can stay on. Either way, she's still shit at posing and smiling. Everyone else looks way more relaxed than she does.
 
Xerxes IX said:
Looking at her body language in that picture, she seems thoroughly uncomfortable to be sitting by him. Or maybe she's just raising her shoulders so that jacket can stay on. Either way, she's still shit at posing and smiling. Everyone else looks way more relaxed than she does.
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Well she's been isolated by her batshit parents for most of her life, so I think it's fair to cut Gloria a break in regards to body language. You pick up on that when you're young through socialization, but she was not granted that privilege. I don't think Gloria is capable of looking anything but awkward considering her only point of reference for human behavior when growing up was an abusive con artist and whatever the hell Marina is.
 
Xerxes IX said:
Looking at her body language in that picture, she seems thoroughly uncomfortable to be sitting by him. Or maybe she's just raising her shoulders so that jacket can stay on. Either way, she's still shit at posing and smiling. Everyone else looks way more relaxed than she does.
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She's still posing but she doesn't seem uncomfortable with Mr. Uberdriver so much as she's possibly cold.

It's Vegas in the summertime. It's going to be hot and if Glo-Glo is sitting under an AC vent then she's going to need something to cover those bare shoulders of hers.
 
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