💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Actress, writer, producer, rapper, model, trophy-wife-to-be, waitress at a Hooters knock-off. Your choice, really.

I think she quit at the restaurant when she got engaged. Does anybody live in Florida and had Gloria as your waitress?
 
Agree with Ido: a little of Gloria's writing or Gunter's filmmaking goes a long way, and though there are delicious diamonds of idiocy to be found and shared by sifting through it, there's really nothing to be gained by delivering a thousand tons of dirt along with the handful of gems. Reading a whole book or watching the entire movie = boredom and misery.
 
Since it's pretty clear this is a sham marriage of convenience, I wonder if Gloria has any intention of staying faithful to the guy. If it is just an arranged marriage for a green card, maybe it's just "I'll pay you X amount to marry me and stay married long enough for me to get permanent resident status, then we'll divorce. We have to live together to keep up appearances, but I'll hook up with whoever I want, and you're free to do the same". I hope she's not being forced into it, but it's looking more and more like Gloria is as mercenary as her parents, so maybe she just views him as a sucker, and will screw him over (not in the fun way) at the first advantageous opportunity.
 
Re : contacting Gunther about selling the DVD :
If you have legitimate business with this person,privately inquiring about purchasing the DVD is your own judgment call. However, openly discussing setting up fake identities and backstories for it veers towards trolling plans, something which we discourage.
 
They do. Gloria looks like Mama with a whole lot of makeup. Honestly, Mama looks better.
 
Poor instrument. :(

Also, they really look quite similar.

Is it just me, or does Gloria sound a lot more natural in this than when she tries to act, read from a script, or rap? I think she actually sounds kind of normal in real life, and mostly talks like a tard or like she's in a Peanuts cartoon when she's doing something "rehearsed."
 
Mama Tesch appears to be under the influence of something. And Gloria is definitely much closer to sounding like an actual human this time, rather than the stilted community theater dropout she normally comes off as.
 
Mama Tesch has all the signs of having smoked some decent ganja before that video.
 
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