💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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bigreddogdick said:
The only thing that makes me question the burn victim hypothesis is the mustache. Straight up he looks like a Tim & Eric character.
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I noticed that. That made me wonder if he had some other condition, like scleroderma. But when he turns his head to the side, it looks like his left ear and nostril have been melted off. So I think the 'stache is fake. Possibly all of his head hair.

Makes it hard for me to laugh at the guy; he's obviously been through some supremely heavy shit.
 
Tom B Jobe said:
My brother-in-law felt sorry for Gunter: when you find out no one wants your movie, it's devastating. He won't jerk Gunter around for more info, but he was saying that Gunter was still trying to sell the first movie. Obviously, it's so slipshod as to be unsellable, but to be fair, some director could possibly think that, with professional production values, another movie from the same material might be viable. However, as previously noted, the specific details they're claiming for this sequel seem fabricated by someone with no knowledge of the business: they feel like lies from someone who doesn't know the right lies to be telling.
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Tom B Jobe said:
Maradonia really could make back some money in the "so bad it's good" category, but this is such a contradiction of the "Gloria Tesch prodigal genius" crap they've been peddling for so long, I'm not sure they could handle going there emotionally. The Tesches are a little bit like the family, and the father/daughter dynamic, in Ibsen's "Wild Duck." They seem to live this "life illusion" that's so clearly a lie, yet even though they're the ones lying, I get the sense it would destroy them to admit it to each other out loud. Kind of freaky, now that I think about it, that like daughter Hedvig in the tragic play, Gloria now maybe seems to have a pet duck!
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Arent there production companies that cater to that? He should shop his movie at one of those
 
MysteriousStranger said:
I noticed that. That made me wonder if he had some other condition, like scleroderma. But when he turns his head to the side, it looks like his left ear and nostril have been melted off. So I think the 'stache is fake. Possibly all of his head hair.

Makes it hard for me to laugh at the guy; he's obviously been through some supremely heavy shit.
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Nah, I feel okay about laughing at his terrible videos, because they're so disastrously incompetent for reasons that have nothing to do with his facial injuries.
 
Not sure if there's any companies promoting contemporary schlock. I know some sell old baddies like "Switchblade Sisters." In theory, I should be able to watch Maradonia fascinated by all the inexplicably moronic choices, but the truth is, once I acclimated to horrible as the baseline, it just started to feel pointless and deathly boring. Especially for non-Tesch fans, it's possible it falls in that category of "just plain bad" instead of "so bad it's good."
 
Okay been reading through this thread for a bit. I had no idea this person even existed, craaazy. It's like watching "My Sweet 16" show come full circle.

Not sure if this was brought up before but this crazed fan has been stalking her for years now! Or they are just related. How time flies.
 

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glutenfreebooty said:
The problem with that suggestion is that, before shopping the movie around to production companies that are into shittastic movies, Günter would have to face the realization that Maradonia is crappy, and he'll never do that.
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Gerry needs to choose which he likes more money or fame. He also needs to realize if he doesnt sell it then he gets neither.

Tom B Jobe said:
Not sure if there's any companies promoting contemporary schlock. I know some sell old baddies like "Switchblade Sisters." In theory, I should be able to watch Maradonia fascinated by all the inexplicably moronic choices, but the truth is, once I acclimated to horrible as the baseline, it just started to feel pointless and deathly boring. Especially for non-Tesch fans, it's possible it falls in that category of "just plain bad" instead of "so bad it's good."
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People still put bad schlock on DVD and Blu ray. Zaat finally got a DVD release a few years back.
 
Brandobaris said:
Okay been reading through this thread for a bit. I had no idea this person even existed, craaazy. It's like watching "My Sweet 16" show come full circle.

Not sure if this was brought up before but this crazed fan has been stalking her for years now! Or they are just related. How time flies.
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lol there are no real fans of Maradonia. All the testimonial was poor acting. So probably you are right, maybe it is a Tesch cousin. IIRC, Gloria has some brothers, but no sisters.
 
MrsFrizzle said:
Nah, I feel okay about laughing at his terrible videos, because they're so disastrously incompetent for reasons that have nothing to do with his facial injuries.
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Oh, I don't have a moral objection to laughing at a cripple, but I physically recoil from watching words coming out of a melted human head. He's just plain hard to look at.
 
Muscle Bra said:
Holy shit, I think you may be right. Save Asian Souls is helping Gunther fund Maradonia 2: The Sequel as a way to convert those filthy heathens, and Richie Reichel is using his connections in the Chinese film industry to get "stars" to appear in it. I know that's completely bizarre but it totally fits in with how Gunther and the Family Tesch operate.

With both Gerry and Richie being German, borderline-fundamental religious right, and living in Palm Harbor, I'm almost certain they're (at the very least) church buddies.

I kinda doubt that Gerry let Glo-Glo get taken in on such an obvious scam; I'm sure Gerry is cognizant enough to recognize other scams for what they are. I think it's far more likely that Gerry and Richie are going into a "business venture" together and Glo-Glo/Maradonia are the perfect candidates to serve as the legitimate-looking front end.
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My prediction is Richie had an accident which destroyed his face and made him find Jesus and now he spends his life spreading the Gospel by making crappy movies and grifting money.

Brandobaris said:
Okay been reading through this thread for a bit. I had no idea this person even existed, craaazy. It's like watching "My Sweet 16" show come full circle.

Not sure if this was brought up before but this crazed fan has been stalking her for years now! Or they are just related. How time flies.
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I bet if someone looked through Marina Marichka T's Facebook friends list they might find this girl, since Gloria's friendlist is private.
 
Brandobaris said:
Not sure if this was brought up before but this crazed fan has been stalking her for years now! Or they are just related. How time flies.
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Good catch.


Muscle Bra said:
With both Gerry and Richie being German, borderline-fundamental religious right, and living in Palm Harbor, I'm almost certain they're (at the very least) church buddies.
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I'm sure they prey on the same flock of sheep at their local church, but what makes you think Richy Reichel is German?
The surename isn't really any indication in the US and I don't detect any accent.
Has anybody found a cv for Dr. Richy Reichel (preferably not written by himself)?
We know that his education was thanks to an online University, his insistance on the title in everything he does lends creedence towards that (I know a lot of people with doctorates and the only ones that feel the need to point out that they are doctors at every junction are generally cooks or people who bought their phd just to show off)
 
January Cyst said:
... what makes you think Richy Reichel is German?
The surename isn't really any indication in the US and I don't detect any accent.
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You are correct, and I mis-stated that. I should have said that Richie was "of German heritage". His surname is almost certainly German and @Tom B Jobe pointed out that Richie's publicized disdain of modern medicine is very Germanic. Although it seemed entirely logical that Gunther would attach himself to a fellow grifter with whom he had a lot in common (religious right, phony doctorate, FL location) I may have jumped to a conclusion that he was German.

Although, has anyone watched Richie's "Tower of Babel"video? Not only does it lead off with an awesome rhyme ("The Tower of Babel was not at all stable...") it also includes a really weird looking puppet who I think is speaking German.

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MrsFrizzle said:
Nah, I feel okay about laughing at his terrible videos, because they're so disastrously incompetent for reasons that have nothing to do with his facial injuries.
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Yeah. The fact that he looks like a bad Hollywood prop is only the uncanny valley icing on the cake of his unintentionally hilarious videos.
 
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