💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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DykesDykesChina said:
If a woman parrots her parents' opinions at 20 she's either extremely sheltered, dumb or doesn't control her alleged social media accounts herself.
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Tom B Jobe said:
On the Trump endorsement, an alleged quote from Winston Churchill: "If a man is not liberal at age 20, he has no heart. If he is not conservative by age 40, he has no brain." That's a conservative's perspective. So what might it say about Gloria if in fact she likes a guy who waxes nostalgic about a time when people who disagreed with him were carried out on stretchers?
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Guess who's (probably) in deep shit now? Gloria Tesch. Anonymous just declared war on Donald Trump (seriously this time). I heard about people I "knew" getting hacked en mass for openly supporting Donald Trump. I can't say I felt too bad for them, considering that his supporters will literally contort any argument against him with a stupid response that seems to only make sense to them.

I hope this isn't powerleveling, but I felt the need to say this all day because knowing Gloria, this hasn't sunken in yet:

Anyway, before this, Gloria was just a bad writer. Now, she's supporting Trump on social media, proving that she's not only stupid, but probably has other opinions that are downright shitty as opposed to simply lacking in substance. If one of her white knights happen to be reading this: You better tell Gloria to get her mom to fuck off of her social media page already because I would hate to see her get FURTHER ridiculed for her mother's ignorance. If not, other people will and it will be really bad. Also, she can kiss her rap career goodbye because what rapper seriously wants to work with someone who supports the most racist and fascistic candidate America has seen in years?
 
millais said:
wow that has to set a new low in the history of Tesch family photoshopping
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That's what I thought, but she actually seems to be on some kind of south america trip with a bunch of other girls.
If one can trust the hashtags (and one can likely not), she is in cancun/mexico.


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ChuckSlaughter said:
Cancun is not an expensive flight from Fla
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There are ways to do Mexico for cheap, too, if you stay at a cheaper hotel or motel, especially outside of a resort town. A quick trip to Wikipedia reveals that although Xelha is on the Yucatan Peninsula near Cancun, it's actually some miles to the south. Gloria and co. might even be staying farther to the south and just drove up for the day. Which makes Gloria happy because it gives the impression of being in Cancun, which is famous for it's luxury resorts (and crazy Spring Break parties) without shelling out nearly the same amount of money.
 
What happened to Hawaii, Glo? :\
 
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Butta Face Lopez said:
Pictures like this always reflect more poorly on the photographer than the subject.
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When I travel, I really don't care to go to overly touristy spots. However, whenever you're at a major tourist trap/tourist attraction, I'm sure you're going to see a bunch of shitheads all pretending to balance the Leaning Tower, lift the top of the Taj Mahal, acting like the Washington Monument is a dick, etc. It just seems like a really cheesy, generic photo op.
 
This could be an older picture that's just now being posted, she went on a Central/South America trip a while ago that we saw pictures for. idk tho
 
Regarding Gloria's endorsement of Trump, I just remembered that she kicked off her international tour a couple months ago at the exceedingly "urban" venue of the Suede Lounge in Atlanta. Maybe the reason there's been no follow-up reference is she opened by saying: "Hey, everybody, let's raise the roof for Donald Trump! Yeaaaaaaa!"
 
glutenfreebooty said:
*thirst trap intensifies*
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Is it me, or has someone gone to town on Glo with photoshop? We've seen her doing silly shit like Photoshopping herself into locations, but I didn't think she photoshopped herself?

I've never been an expert that can see exactly what's been done to a photo, but this is setting off my bullshit alarm. This photo is actually sexy, so there's definitely something afoot.
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I did this quickly on my phone and the crappy free app I used made a crappy quality photo, but it's good enough to quickly show what I mean.

Her forearm looks so gangly and wobbly. Like someone tried to liquify it to make it more dainty?

There's something off about her leg furthest from the camera too; where the thigh of the left leg crosses over her right one, it doesn't look like those two segments of right leg line up properly? Someone possibly thinning out her ankles and feet?

Also is it normal to fucking dislocate your shoulder to pose for photoshoots? That does NOT look comfortable :oops:

Her face has either had heavy make up, or photoshop applied. I can't tell which, but I know that's not horseface's natural mug. The cheeks are fuller, and weirdly it looks like someone's put emphasis on her nasolabial folds? Is this a thing? I thought that nasolabial folds were a bad thing, but they give Glo more depth to her long horsey face.

Something I didn't notice til I was writing this up; it also looks like her ribs are in the wrong place? The rib bone lines near her hand, they look too low down to me, like on her waist? I know it's a technique for chicks to use the burn tool to highlight collarbones and rib bones, they don't quite look right to me.

This is all speculation tho, this photo could be totally unedited for all I know. Does anybody see where I'm coming from?
 
glutenfreebooty said:
*thirst trap intensifies*
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To be fair, it's a pretty flattering shot. Those eyes look far more blue than they usually do, though.

Who's the shoop artist I wonder?

Melchett said:
Is it me, or has someone gone to town on Glo with photoshop?
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I think it's a big fat yes.

Anyone who actually knows their pixels and has seen quite a few shoops in their time have an opinion on this?
 
Melchett said:
I've never been an expert that can see exactly what's been done to a photo, but this is setting off my bullshit alarm.
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The same thought occurred to me after I saw the picture but before I read your post -- that ain't Glo-Glo's face. The cheeks are fuller, the eyes are bluer, the jawline/chin has been softened, and the length of her face has been "shortened" (for lack of a better word).

I'm going to be interested to hear some more professional opinions from Kiwis who know more about art/PhotoShop...
 
Ok, maybe I'm completely wrong, but I don't think that's Glo at all. I know nothing about Photoshop, so I can't tell if the pic's been altered, but I think that's a completely different person.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Ok, maybe I'm completely wrong, but I don't think that's Glo at all. I know nothing about Photoshop, so I can't tell if the pic's been altered, but I think that's a completely different person.
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I'd fully agree, it doesn't really look like her, but the girl in the photo also has Glo's arm scar, so I'm confused.
 
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