💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Melchett said:
Is it me, or has someone gone to town on Glo with photoshop? We've seen her doing silly shit like Photoshopping herself into locations, but I didn't think she photoshopped herself?

I've never been an expert that can see exactly what's been done to a photo, but this is setting off my bullshit alarm. This photo is actually sexy, so there's definitely something afoot.
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I did this quickly on my phone and the crappy free app I used made a crappy quality photo, but it's good enough to quickly show what I mean.

Her forearm looks so gangly and wobbly. Like someone tried to liquify it to make it more dainty?

There's something off about her leg furthest from the camera too; where the thigh of the left leg crosses over her right one, it doesn't look like those two segments of right leg line up properly? Someone possibly thinning out her ankles and feet?

Also is it normal to fucking dislocate your shoulder to pose for photoshoots? That does NOT look comfortable :oops:

Her face has either had heavy make up, or photoshop applied. I can't tell which, but I know that's not horseface's natural mug. The cheeks are fuller, and weirdly it looks like someone's put emphasis on her nasolabial folds? Is this a thing? I thought that nasolabial folds were a bad thing, but they give Glo more depth to her long horsey face.

Something I didn't notice til I was writing this up; it also looks like her ribs are in the wrong place? The rib bone lines near her hand, they look too low down to me, like on her waist? I know it's a technique for chicks to use the burn tool to highlight collarbones and rib bones, they don't quite look right to me.

This is all speculation tho, this photo could be totally unedited for all I know. Does anybody see where I'm coming from?
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Honestly while on the surface it looks shooped for good reason, it's just an awkwardly taken picture with a weird angle.

Perspective is a little skewed due to her positioning and craning her neck around to look at the camera but beyond that while it looks weird as hell, I'm 99% sure this picture is completely natural.
 
Team Tesch is known for the liberal (and pretty incompetent) use of editing in her photos.
This time I actually believe that she is/was in Mexico (there are several pictures that look authentic and as pointed out, a trip to Mexico is pretty cheap from Florida due to the close proximity).
It could be that this is some sort of sponsored trip that she lined up, that would explain the other girls.
 
It's not that unusual for a modeled picture to be photoshopped and the tesches seem to have shooped themselves in front of other people's houses and stranger places. Gloria is not bad looking and she's in a lot of pictures some of them are going to just work out good.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
This is actually a pretty old picture. She was maybe sixteen or seventeen in it...
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Oh, lord. Glo-Glo's 22 now (give or take) and past her prime, so they're going back to posting jailbait pictures in the hope of attracting a rich man or some investors.

Stay classy, Marina.
 
PurpleSquirrel said:
What the hell is Waterhead sperging about?
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It's a reference to the Mexican spring break photo-set that Gloria uploaded not too long ago. The Pyramid of the Niches is a pretty big tourist site near Veracruz, and Gloria was already photographed/shopped in front of another Mexican pyramid in one of the photos.
 
Random art history nerd sperging, but that pyramid looks a lot like El Castillo at Chichen Itza. There happens to be a cenote at that same site, and we did see Gloria photographed a while ago with some random people in a kind of cave spring. As others have pointed out, this part of Mexico isn't terribly far from Florida, but I'm still thinking it's the same trip but with the photos being uploaded at different times since they're same site. Also as you can see from this extremely accurate and detailed map, the site is pretty close to Cancun.
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glutenfreebooty said:
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Of all the things to see in Weeki Wachee, the Weeki Wachee River is probably one of the least interesting. How about the mermaids?

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"Adventures are fine"

-- so they are kayaking down a roaring river full of crocodiles in the South American jungle, facing dangers ranging from giant poisonous spiders to diabolical traps set by the priests of a mysterious ancient culture that existed long before the rise of the sons of Aryas... nah, it's a fucking theme park.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
"Adventures are fine"

-- so they are kayaking down a roaring river full of crocodiles in the South American jungle, facing dangers ranging from giant poisonous spiders to diabolical traps set by the priests of a mysterious ancient culture that existed long before the rise of the sons of Aryas... nah, it's a fucking theme park.
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Nice find. You cant make this up:

"...the mermaids are answering letters from all students under the age of 17. This will encourage literacy, and is a great way for your child to practice their best penmanship. Have your child hand write a letter to their favorite mermaid (or Prince), asking anything about the environment they swim in or anything else mermaid related. A list of our current mermaids can be found by clicking mermaids, then mermaid roster. Each child will receive an autographed picture of their favorite mermaid. The mermaids will read each letter and the videoed response will get posted on our Facebook fan page, Twitter page and YouTube channel.... Feel free to have your child include any drawings they may want to include. Please do not choose more than one mermaid or Prince to write to.
Your child may already have a favorite mermaid ( @Thundersteam ) or they can choose one from our website..."
 
cityofcaterpillar said:
Nice find. You cant make this up:

"...the mermaids are answering letters from all students under the age of 17. This will encourage literacy, and is a great way for your child to practice their best penmanship. Have your child hand write a letter to their favorite mermaid (or Prince), asking anything about the environment they swim in or anything else mermaid related. A list of our current mermaids can be found by clicking mermaids, then mermaid roster. Each child will receive an autographed picture of their favorite mermaid. The mermaids will read each letter and the videoed response will get posted on our Facebook fan page, Twitter page and YouTube channel.... Feel free to have your child include any drawings they may want to include. Please do not choose more than one mermaid or Prince to write to.
Your child may already have a favorite mermaid ( @Thundersteam ) or they can choose one from our website..."
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I want to write to the big, fat, grey one in the middle!
 
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