💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Charles Kinbote said:
I attempted to transcribe the lyrics. Corrections would be welcome.
Convertible
Convertible
Convertible
Got my hair blowin' downwind.
Speedy drop-top
Doin' hun'red on the freeway
In case I get caught
By a cop.
I'm not worried.
I never get a ticket.
I'm always lookin' better than you.
Now get widdit. Ung!

Think about it.
You wanna ride with a driver,
Spendin' all that cash,
Come join the upper class!
Come and ride it. Ung!
You won't deny it. Ung!
Wanna get with this?
Try'n'a be like this?

Uh oh ooh.
Uh. I'm comin' through.
What'cha gonna do?
Ridin' in my new way (???) [0:57]
Bumpin' to some cool shit (???) [0:59]
In my convertible.

Ride my convertible.
In my convertible.
Lookin' so fine in my convertible.
In my convertible.
Ride my convertible.
In my convertible.
Lookin' so fine in my convertible.
Ride ride ride ride ride.

Ay!
Wanna watch me go all fast?
Wanna watch me go all slow?
My girls and I turned up,
threw our hands up like "Whoa!"
Drivin' down the causeway,
Passin' by some palm trees,
Chowin' down on a cheeseburger--
Man, I love them cheeseburgers!

Oh wait. I be like Rick Ross?
You can call me your new boss.
Passin' on the left
While I'm passin' to my right,
And my Aviator shades
Are keepin' out the light.
Ung! They're just keepin' out the light.

'Cause I'm GoldiLocks
with Lil Red
Seein' green for days,
Not catchin' reds.
I'm passin' on this yellow,
waivin' bye--oh, hello.
Livin' life, just doin' me,
Post Facebook, for all to see
My convertible and me.
My convertible and me.

Malibu.
I'm comin' through.
Whatcha go'n do?
Ridin' in my new way (???) [2:22]
Drivin' with some cool chicks.

Ride my convertible.
In my convertible.
Lookin' so fine in my convertible.
In my convertible.
Ride my convertible.
In my convertible.
Lookin' so fine in my convertible.

Bass in the trunk make the ceiling go missin'.
Bass in the trunk.
[Mix]

Convertible, convertible,
lookin' so fine in my convertible.
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So very deep . Lyrical genius at work ;)
 
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I, uh, what? Like @glutenfreebooty said I want to believe they do this on purpose but I doubt it.
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Why are you grabbing your hair together with one of your hood strings Glo? A car bomb? Even just the frames she uses for her videos. She has near Pixyteri levels of unawareness.
 
I like to think she knows the whole thing's shit, and is doing this to fuck with her parents for making her be part of their idiotic schemes.

EDIT: I know she thinks this is the best thing ever, and she's going to be world famous, but it hurts my brain to acknowledge someone can be this lacking in self-awareness.
 
Charles Kinbote said:
"Just legal reasons"
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Quoting another site :

Stuff said:
Why do they blur out logos in music videos?

There are various reasons. Exhibitors of music videos, like MTV, sometimes pixelate trademarks because they'd prefer to have brands pay them for exposure. Directors,meanwhile, obscure them as a precaution against lawsuits — like when EmersonElectric Company sued NBC after a Heroes character mangled herhand in one of its InSinkErator garbage disposals. In a similar case, Mercedes-Benzand other companies demanded that their logos be digitally removed from the shantytown scenes of Slumdog Millionaire — a clean-up job that,according to director Danny Boyle, cost "tens of thousands of pounds." Still, it's not inherently against the law to flash that Nike swoosh or Apple apple in a music video. Legal action may be taken, but only in certain cases. Trademarkinfringement occurs primarily when there is a "likelihood of confusion" that the product (in this case, the music video) originated from the trademark owner.Since a viewer is unlikely to think that either the New York Yankees or Zildjian cymbals produced Brown's video, Brown can include their logos without fearing action on those grounds. However, the owners of widely recognizable trademarks can forbid others from using those symbols on the grounds of " trademark dilution ,"which is when the use of a logo diminishes the strength of its association witha particular product, or when the trademark is featured in an unflattering context (such as mangling the hero's hand).
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So it does make sense, kinda.
 
Possibly facing a surgery that may mean trouble having erections, but now that I've broken down and watched "Convertible," no chance I'll ever get one again anyway. Brutal. There's so many details I could mention, but one thing stands out: decades ago, I took photos of tourists and enlarged the photos into posters. The girls always wanted to look sexy. There were loads of tricks to bring out their best attributes and hide their worst. Whoever shot this music video knows none of them. Gloria's never going to look beautiful, but she didn't have to look as ghastly as this. A quadruple yikes with two and a half twists.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
You can't even rent a 2007 unless it's a supercar most places, they used one of her friends cars. Renting a sweet really sweet convertible is like 300 max most places, I wouldn't really fault her for being stingy but the song is called convertible and the focus is someone else's "good value"-teir convertible.
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6k for a convertible
Meanwhile here the same model costs 70 grand (:_(
On topic
Has Gloria made anything about the books or has she buried and pretend it never happened?
Is her father legal shenanigans going to affect her or if it already did?
 
LOL, DJ Pizza's been taking some cheap shots at me and my user name. He even mentioned the 6 published novels like they were some amazing achievement:

My original comment: " Doesn't mean they have any talent. The problem with people today is that people like Gloria all want the fame and fortune but they don't offer the world anything in return."

DJ Pizza: "So what is it that you are bringing to the world? This girl has written 6 novels, and produced a movie and she's only 21. At least she's trying."

Like the fact she's trying is something virtuous lol. She's trying to get fame and fortune with as little effort and talent as possible. Pizza must be real desperate if he's trying to have a production career off the back of Miss Tesshhhh.
 
If DJ Pizza had read all six novels of the Maradonia saga, he wouldn't talk about them in such exalting terms. I don't think @IJustWantToSeeAttachments could even get through the first book.
 
trip2themoon said:
Pizza must be real desperate if he's trying to have a production career off the back of Miss Tesshhhh.
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DJ PezDispenser is desperate but not for a production career. (Well, not *only* for a production career.) Methinks he's just trying to get him some and if it means producing and directing videos for our wunderkind, then so be it...
 
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