💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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She has her measurements on her facebook..sigh.
And Gloria Tesch is not listed as achieving the status of valedictorian in any public announcement EXCEPT on her own Twitter account and her own material...I've had a look through lists of 2012 valedictorians from a pile of highschools (around Florida, where she apparently lives) with no mention or photos of anyone that particularly resembles her..
It's kind of sad she treats her personal fb as more or less her modelmayhem page.

http://m.modelmayhem.com/2786995
 
Or she went to a school where literally everyone would end up on honor roll
Theory:
"Why, in our private school, we're only offering the best treatment for the students. Without even looking at your daughter's records, we already know she's the best of the class. Why, we shall name her the valedictorian. (*cough* just like all of the students *cough*)"
"SOLD! We're sending her to your school right away!"
 
And Gloria Tesch is not listed as achieving the status of valedictorian in any public announcement EXCEPT on her own Twitter account and her own material...I've had a look through lists of 2012 valedictorians from a pile of highschools (around Florida, where she apparently lives) with no mention or photos of anyone that particularly resembles her..


It is likely made up then.
Could you find any record of Gloria that isn't linked to her "famous it-girl/writer/child prodigy" persona?
Someone of her age should have SOME record online.
 
It is likely made up then.
Could you find any record of Gloria that isn't linked to her "famous it-girl/writer/child prodigy" persona?
Someone of her age should have SOME record online.
Not as of yet, pretty much her only online personal info appears to be related to get current persona. I'm going to check further in the morning unless some other determined kiwi finds anything in the meantime
 
Interesting that the measurements don't match.
I can't see when she last updated the MM profile but she mugh have just been estimating. That's a no-no on modeling profiles. I have no reason to sign up for a MM account but I assume they let you post your exact measurements.

It might be abandoned.

I have no idea about the modeling industry. Can anyone say if listing her size as a one is correct? With her listed bust size wouldn't she need a larger size taken in? I don't know how things work on that sort of site but I do sew on occasion and though her waist might be a 'size one' a sizs one garment probably wouldn't fit her. Not up top anyway.

It's easier to make clothing smaller than bigger.
 
Not as of yet, pretty much her only online personal info appears to be related to get current persona. I'm going to check further in the morning unless some other determined kiwi finds anything in the meantime


We may be on to something here.
Here is some information that was already discussed earlier, that might prove useful (all this info is publicly available to anyone via Google):

Her father Guenter was arrested in 2012 for domestic battery
link to arrests.org -- archive
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Her parents own a $265k house on 2677 Landing Way, Palm Harbor, FL 34684
Link to property valuation
archive
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Kind of hate to even go there, but sometimes parents home school to prevent their kids from either revealing abuse or learning what constitutes the parameters of normal parenting. What argues strongly against that in this case is the all the stuff showing Gloria with other kids her age, and also the degree of interaction with both kids and adults involved in making a movie: an abusive parent usually tries isolating the kid, clearly not the case here. The movie highlights Gloria's cleavage in a way that seems more creepy when you remember her father is directing, but that aside, it's pretty tame.

People talk about Gunther being smart and astute, but so much of what I see here is choices that seem to make no sense at all. An example is the photo of Gloria's face on the mock DVD cover for the movie on the web page. Gloria may not look like a supermodel, but this photo is horribly unflattering, emphasizing her worst features and hiding her best.

Within both the movie and the trailer, the acting is often horrendous, but one of the biggest jobs of a director is to make sure the actors looks better than they are, not worse. That's why name actors put so much emphasis on working with strong directors: we all make mistakes, but a good director will film enough takes and choose the best ones to keep an actor's worst moments out of public eyes and on the proverbial cutting room floor.

To me, Gunther doesn't seem astute, he seems dysfunctional and delusional. His attitude and approach in marketing the film was all over the map. An example of this, and additional info I just learned Saturday night, was that he was originally asking for $800,000 to sell the movie, but within minutes was talking about needing to go home with just $80,000. Earlier, we were speculating on the actual budget. Learning he started out asking for 800 k makes me think it more likely that if he's lying, it's in the higher direction, thinking that might allow him to also sell it for more.
 
More info:

I found Guenter on Spokeo and interestingly, his family members are listed with their full names and address:
source -- archive
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Gloria Sophia Tesch is a registered voter in Florida:

source -- archive
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Her mothers maiden name is Terkulovna:
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Now, here's the kicker:

Glo-Glo is registered at her parents house, and that house is IN FORECLOSURE as of mid 2015:

Their luck ran out May 6 after Marina Tesch filed her fourth petition, bringing the couple's total to 11.

"This court finds that the Debtor and the Debtor's spouse … have engaged in a scheme to delay, hinder and defraud (the bank) by multiple bankruptcy filings,'' Judge Rodney May wrote.

May banned both Tesches from refiling for two years and let a scheduled sale go through. The bank now has the house eight years after foreclosing.

Records show Tesch, born in Germany, and his ex-wife have been unemployed and supported by relatives for years.
Tampa Bay Times said:
Tampa Bay judges crack down on serial bankruptcy filers

It was such an order that allowed a sale to proceed this year on the Palm Harbor home of Marina and Guenter Tesch.

The now-divorced couple bought the house in 2006 for $416,000 but defaulted on the mortgage in less than a year. The bank foreclosed in 2007 but the foreclosure sale was canceled when Guenter Tesch filed the first of what would be his seven bankruptcy petitions.

Tesch, however, didn't submit the required documents, so the case was dismissed and the sale was rescheduled. Over the following years, a pattern emerged. Tesch and his wife would take turns filling petitions to block the sale. The cases would be dismissed for various reasons. The sale would be rescheduled, one of the Tesches would file a new petition, and so on.

Their luck ran out May 6 after Marina Tesch filed her fourth petition, bringing the couple's total to 11.

"This court finds that the Debtor and the Debtor's spouse … have engaged in a scheme to delay, hinder and defraud (the bank) by multiple bankruptcy filings,'' Judge Rodney May wrote.

May banned both Tesches from refiling for two years and let a scheduled sale go through. The bank now has the house eight years after foreclosing.

Records show Tesch, born in Germany, and his ex-wife have been unemployed and supported by relatives for years. When the Times contacted him, he said he couldn't speak then; he did not call back or return a subsequent call.

With the Tesches' many cases staggered between two judges — May and McEwen — it was hard for either judge to detect what was going on until the system that tags three-time filers went into effect, McEwen said.

She and other judges also are getting tough on some petition preparers, non-lawyers who draw up bankruptcy petitions. After two preparers were found to be helping abusive serial filers, both agreed to stop when McEwen threatened to make them return client fees.

Another preparer agreed to stop doing petitions for Chapter 13 repayment cases, the kind filed by the Tesches. He had prepared 10 of the couple's 11 petitions.

source -- archive


Guenter has a pretty extensive rap-sheet, mostly fraudulent behaviour and domestic battery, including something from earlier this year:

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Here is his full court report, you can search for him here, just use the surname Tesch and leave everything else blank


Guntherteschrapsheet.pdf
 

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Gloria's parents are the actual lolcows here
Yeah, I'm now of the opinion that Gloria is the product of neglectful parenting, abuse, and exploitation. She's a victim really. Her dad sounds like a grade-A asshole. Gloria seems to have constructed a persona she presents to the world, because her real life isn't very pleasant. I hope she can get away from her dysfunctional family and make her own way in the world some day. Do we know if she has any real friends or other family she can turn to for help?
 
Yeah, I'm now of the opinion that Gloria is the product of neglectful parenting, abuse, and exploitation. She's a victim really. Her dad sounds like a grade-A asshole. Gloria seems to have constructed a persona she presents to the world, because her real life isn't very pleasant. I hope she can get away from her dysfunctional family and make her own way in the world some day. Do we know if she has any real friends or other family she can turn to for help?
THe likes and comments probably are the only positive things she gets in life and all her friends might be bought and paid for to make her feel important. Gloria is an interesting person lots of things going on.
 
So will there be a homeless saga after the Tesch family lose their house ?

I'm sure Guenter manages to grift some other accomodation in time.
If you read the article linked above, the whole thing was a huge scam and likely planned by Dr. Tesch.
He bought the house in 2006 and stopped paying the mortgage only one year later but wasn't evicted because he used a loophole in the system to stay there rent and mortgage free for 9 years by filing for bankruptcy every so often whilst occasionally getting arrested for domestic violence.
 
Wow. So I've come back after two weeks and all this crazy shit has come to light.

Frankly it's all rather depressing really. I always liked to think of the Maradonia Saga as the product of a spoiled, delusional girl and her clueless parents. Now, what? Gunther is some manipulative arsehole and Gloria has been pushed into writing this hideous series to make some sort of a profit? Bah, all these threads become so dark and depressing...

In all honesty, I'd love to have a chat with her. I want to hear what motivated her to write, what inspired her and how much of the series was her idea and how much was her father's. I doubt that will ever come to pass though, her online presence is heavily regimented, at least judging by the weird as fuck response I received when I emailed her official site for permission to review the thing. I also expect that she might be slightly delusional if it did come to talking to her, considering her homeschooled status and the fact that she was homeschooled by lunatics.

But it makes sense that Gunther was behind much of the Maradonia Saga. His incompetence fills much of the story, especially the Testimonials at the back of the book. Essentially, they are reviews from supposed people who read and enjoyed the book. Most seem to be written by the same hand, but three are almost certainly unique. One is written by a lady who announces herself as being "On your team."
Yes, they had someone from the team review the book and announce in said review that she was part of the team. The other two are written BY THE SAME PERSON (I kid you not, the same name is at the bottom) and is also from someone claiming to be on team Tesch. It just reeks of incompetent conman.
 
Wow. So I've come back after two weeks and all this crazy shit has come to light.

We've actually known this for a few months now.

Frankly it's all rather depressing really. I always liked to think of the Maradonia Saga as the product of a spoiled, delusional girl and her clueless parents. Now, what? Gunther is some manipulative arsehole and Gloria has been pushed into writing this hideous series to make some sort of a profit? Bah, all these threads become so dark and depressing...

In all honesty, I'd love to have a chat with her. I want to hear what motivated her to write, what inspired her and how much of the series was her idea and how much was her father's. I doubt that will ever come to pass though, her online presence is heavily regimented, at least judging by the weird as fuck response I received when I emailed her official site for permission to review the thing. I also expect that she might be slightly delusional if it did come to talking to her, considering her homeschooled status and the fact that she was homeschooled by lunatics.

I don't think any of these questions will be answered until after Grandpa Tesch is dead. Which, considering his age, hopefully will be within the next decade.
 
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