💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Pizza The Hutt said:
Sorry to de-rail the conversation, but I was just browsing through Glo's photos and found this. Does anyone have an explanation? Why is this dude's head photoshopped so big?

And it's funny none of Glo's followers even notice.
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This is by far the most interesting thing she's ever been involved with. What's up with that guy's head? Is he actually a dwarf, and Gloria has photoshopped herself into the picture at the wrong perspective or something?
 
Maybe after the picture was taken Gloria realized he wasn't suitably ugly enough to make her "beauty" really stand out. So instead she decided to (pay someone to) photoshop his head unnaturally large. You can't deny it wasn't a success.
 
Bahamas, Florida

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Don't see any Nazi gold in there. You ought to be planning ahead a little, Glo-Glo! (P.S. hi @Thundersteam )

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Considering Waterhead is friends with some one who came up with and liked the term "Reverb in good trib" I'm shocked he can't comprehend that slightly poor choice of words.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
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Don't see any Nazi gold in there. You ought to be planning ahead a little, Glo-Glo! (P.S. hi @Thundersteam )

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I like that she only packed one bikini presumably with a bottom under the tail. This way by the time she leaves it will smell fishy too.

If she didn't pack a bottom because she can wear the tail. Lol just lol at you gloria. Of course it's highly improbable that she's even going anywhere even though it's only like $300 to get down there.

I don't want her knowing I visited so I can't see her full linkedin profile. Could anyone tell me who her 25 connections are?

Why is this powerlevel?
 
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ChuckSlaughter said:
Why is this powerlevel?
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Because nobody wants to know that you're fantasizing about whether or not she's wearing bikini bottoms and how much they smell if she is. Also, because you're worried that she's going to specifically track you down by checking her LinkedIn profile.
 
Rin said:
Because nobody wants to know that you're fantasizing about whether or not she's wearing bikini bottoms and how much they smell if she is. Also, because you're worried that she's going to specifically track you down by checking her LinkedIn profile.
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Oh... bikinis that have been worn for a week straight in the sun that smell like tuna aren't things I fantasize about, I might talk about her doing porn but that's because I believe it's highly likely and it seems to piss people off. Girls like me IRL and there are plenty of more appealing internet girls for me e-stalk.

Also... well I have a nice career and really would rather not associate my professional life with internet trolling or whatever it is that we do here, that's no doubt how girlvinyl lost her DOE security clearance and had to desperately try and turn OhInternet into her bread and butter.
She no doubt knows of this thread and is smart enough not to respond but if I post up here that she happens to be linkedin friends with the octomom I'll probably be the only linkedin visitor she's had all month. It probably won't go down like that but it could.

Anyhow thanks for answering my question.
 
Yeah...

See, the thing is, I think Rin's point is that, while we may throw a lot of criticism at Gloria, "I bet she cootchie stank" is way out of line.
 
Does it really matter what her crotch smells like anyways when her personality stinks? It's not like Gloria is typing up "There's itchy, off-colored gunk in my vagina. They smell like death."
 
MysticMisty said:
Does it really matter what her crotch smells like anyways when her personality stinks? It's not like Gloria is typing up "There's itchy, off-colored gunk in my vagina. They smell like death."
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Yeah exactly. Now, somebody like Chris? Different story. The key difference being that Chris brings that stuff up. What we criticize in Gloria is stuff she volunteers, not her potential ... smells. Ugh. I can't even type that without feeling squicky.
 
I've now finished reading the entire thread and it's amazing how much my perspective on Gloria has changed as I've read. I'm guessing it's been the same for everybody but she goes from being this spoiled rich girl with parents who have been wealthy enough to make her believe she's a talented author set to star in a massive box office smash based on her books, to someone who has probably had a much more tragic life and often outright lies about the quality of it in delusional ego feeding.

It's like when you realise her family aren't actually that rich, that her parents are divorced and her father is essentially an abusive conman everything starts to unravel and it's easier to have sympathy for Gloria. Honestly if she didn't essentially say her friends were ugly in comparison to her in a few tweets I'd be pretty sympathetic towards her and even that can be brushed off as the typical behaviour of lots of girls her age.

The most laughs I get from Gloria are the videos of her movies because of how pathetically produced they are and of course her book trailer, though that has taken a different dimension in my mind now I know her family probably didn't pay all these people a massive amount of money to pretend to be huge fans of her book. I know they were actors who would do free things for experience but it just makes the whole thing seem much more seedier and pathetic to me for some reason.

Also it's a shame how most threads on female cows can lead to in depth discussion of their looks and if one day they'll do porn or not. Gloria's actions are funny but over discussing whether or not you'd have sex with her doesn't work personally for me.
 
Karen Riley said:
Also it's a shame how most threads on female cows can lead to in depth discussion of their looks and if one day they'll do porn or not. Gloria's actions are funny but over discussing whether or not you'd have sex with her doesn't work personally for me.
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Indeed, I prefer instead to mock the poor quality of her work. Speaking of which, new update to my autistic ramblings on the Gold of Ophir, coming later today! Now, I need a stiff cognac and the book...
 
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