Give me a valid reason why I shouldn't rape you

[Boldizar]

Other than ((police)) of course

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

im a guy and raping me would be gay

 

[xcrucifiedx]

My asscrack is caked in shit

 

[Dysnomia]

My vagina has calcified polyps in it. Sharp polyps.

Mine has teeth. Shark teeth.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

i'd bite your dick off if u approach from the front

and if u approach from behind, i'm double-jointed in several places, i can kick you in the nuts while ur behind me

oh, and i can shit on command, so ur dick will be covered in shit

 

[CrackPipeCowboy]

My anti-rape no counters ultimate invincible ability redirecting the rape back to you force field blocks your rape powers.

 

[shan state lesbians]

Article 1, Universal Declaration of Human Rights

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I have a battery inside my asshole that shoots out laser beam when I'm in trouble. I call it the shinning finger.

 

[Not an Hero]

I'm only into big dick.

 

[Xenia]

I know I am not THE plural user you are looking for. Don't waste time and energy.

What did you mean by this?

 

[2mm and 99 others]

What did you mean by this?

OP's goal is to make an impression on We are the witches and make him jelly in order to finally bag him, and as you see ITT, it's not going well.
No amount of nonconsensual sex acts with other users, let alone with his romantic interest, will fill in the gaping black hole in his posterior heart.

 

[Boldizar]

you lack the deft to navigate around the shotgun traps in my home

I don't have do it at your home, unless you never leave it.

You'll receive neither glory or pleasure.

I acquire Izzat

Fucking hell, I almost vomited by reading your posts.

Continue please :3

My vagina has calcified polyps in it. Sharp polyps.

There are other holes

Because afterwards, you turn the light on and to your horror discover I was switched with Liz Fong Jones. You just fucked a tranny and I'm laughing about it with the kiwis. Enjoy prison.

That would mean I get all the Dong Gone's Izzat. Absolute win.

I’m not in the mood to be raped right now

I don't care

Your penoss is incapable of getting hard enough to penetrate my tight virgin bussy.

It gets hard easily. I just need to imagine... WATW knows what I get erect to.

I'll bike your dick off *chomp*

I'll catch you when you're without a bike

Also the syringe filled with aids blood I carry around with me at all times.

Bugchasing time!

Fong Lizhen raped me first

You enjoy Chinese gay porn?

Because I'm wearing a fursuit, unless you're into that.

I'll rip through it

Because you'll have to hear me rant about mecha anime and pre 2000s atlus rpgs during the post rape snuggle.

Atlus

Because I would rip a fart up your urethra that would make you look like an airlock accident.

Anus isn't the only hole

He has 4 pitbulls, I have 4 chihuahuas.
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I don't think I should say this but you already guessed

I got 4
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Finally a good attempt

I have IBS

Mmm SCAT!!!

I can fall on you

Can you wipe on your own?

Because the thunderous roar of your fat cheeks would alert the entire province to your intentions, and they would dispatch the hunting dogs for your pelt ASAP.

I'm not that obese, lost weight since public toilets got closed there

 

[Boldizar]

im a guy and raping me would be gay

Assuming I care

My asscrack is caked in shit

Exactly what I'm looking for

oh, and i can shit on command, so ur dick will be covered in shit

Ambatukam! AMBATUKAM!

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I'll use Kabbalah

Article 1, Universal Declaration of Human Rights

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.

Bullshit to control da goyim

I'm only into big dick.

You will get it

i consent.

Oh fuck! I don't know how to counter this one.

OP's goal is to make an impression on We are the witches and make him jelly in order to finally bag him, and as you see ITT, it's not going well.
No amount of nonconsensual sex acts with other users, let alone with his romantic interest, will fill in the gaping black hole in his posterior heart.

Peak literature, you should write scat fanfiction

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

It's not nice to rape people

 

[Pruto]

I literally cannot be raped as long as I'm into it, and I'll be into it to death.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

I've been told sex with me is bad so yknow

 

[Drip Torch]

Don't get my hopes up.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm saving rape for marriage.

 

[The Ghost of Tel Aviv]

Because I would enjoy it and then it wouldn't be rape.

 

[Staticness]

bend over. you cannot rape me because i have beaten you to the punch.

 

[Shig O'nella]

With what, your rotpocket? Fuck off kid.