Give me a valid reason why I shouldn't rape you

[Boldizar]

Other than ((police)) of course

 

[peachlover669]

you lack the deft to navigate around the shotgun traps in my home

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Because the thunderous roar of your fat cheeks would alert the entire province to your intentions, and they would dispatch the hunting dogs for your pelt ASAP.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Rape me? Not if I rape first.

 

[Xenia]

I can fall on you

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

I have IBS

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I got 4

 

[Fame or Shame]

He has 4 pitbulls, I have 4 chihuahuas.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Because you'll have to hear me rant about mecha anime and pre 2000s atlus rpgs during the post rape snuggle.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Because I would rip a fart up your urethra that would make you look like an airlock accident.

 

[Rozzy]

Because I'm wearing a fursuit, unless you're into that.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I'll bike your dick off *chomp*


Also the syringe filled with aids blood I carry around with me at all times.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Fong Lizhen raped me first

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Your penoss is incapable of getting hard enough to penetrate my tight virgin bussy.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I’m not in the mood to be raped right now

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I know I am not THE plural user you are looking for. Don't waste time and energy.

 

[Xev]

Because afterwards, you turn the light on and to your horror discover I was switched with Liz Fong Jones. You just fucked a tranny and I'm laughing about it with the kiwis. Enjoy prison.

 

[OrionBalls]

My vagina has calcified polyps in it. Sharp polyps.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Fucking hell, I almost vomited by reading your posts.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

You'll receive neither glory or pleasure.