Genshin Impact

[Alex Yiik]

Though, why would they use the word Stellar for the new reactions? Nod-Krai had lunar because the story and region are tied to moon shit...but Schnezhaya is the region of Ice...they could have at least given it a name that's associated with the region, like Natlan and Nightsoul, Fontaine and Pneuma/Ousia.

In Nod-Krai Columbina took us to the moon, in Snezhnaya the Tsarita is going to take us to the sun.

 

[Troon Whisperer]

New area looks cool, haven't explored it fully but what I've seen so far is good. Still hoarding primo's for Sandrone, but Linnea is looking pretty good and I do have a team she could slot right in...

 

[BinaricHate]

fyi in the circled area there isn't a single chest/collectible to find. Very much like that north part of sumeru that is just an empty coast, or those islands in nod krai around the fatui base.

.they could have at least given it a name that's associated with the region, like Natlan and Nightsoul, Fontaine and Pneuma/Ousia.

natlan only had 1 single pyro character so I wouldn't hold my breath too much. I just hope the new shill reactions aren't locked to banner 5 stars again.

In Nod-Krai Columbina took us to the moon, in Snezhnaya the Tsarita is going to take us to the sun.

it is definetely odd that the sun has like 0 lore relevance in the game.

 

[Chuck's Feed and Seed]

im legit amazed that the pokemon tournament in linneas quest isnt just a shitty in-game cutscene. they dont even handhold you as to which move counters what. am i actually having fun in genshin impact??

nvm they skipped the semifinals fight wirh a black screen. i retract my praise

Spoiler

CHVDLENO

 

[LucasSomething]

I played the godamn mecharashi scratch card gacha for the skill tree tube and accidentally got the gooner skin early dammit.

Spoiler: lingerie waifu

That said this isn't so bad. Eileen is pretty, very popular and cool, and if you don't get the skin now it only becomes avaiable a year later on the cash shop for 20 DOLLAS (wtf) so if you're a collector it's a braindead choice.

The problem is that now i might have to deal with the dangers of someone in my family watching my screen without context and asking questions.

I both like and find funny how the skin art is much more detailed than others portraits.


(You can tell one is not like the others lol)

But it's definitely not worth 20 dollars. She doesn't get any new combat lines, only an anime pop-in. You can have her set up as the main menu screen or even have the normal hangar with her 3d model now.


(i like that even for a gooner skin, she's still framed in a cool way)


(I play on the lowest graphics so she looks like a ps1 model)

But she gets a few sexually suggestive lines on her profile now and different lines if you touch different places (wow) but it's only 2? If you touch her foot (they know) she will say "I'm very satisfied with your service... Now it's my turn " and if you idle she says "The busier the day, the more precious the play... Lets take some time and relax together "

It's kinda hilariously out of character cause she's basically a genius researcher / company CEO with manipulative mastermind personality and makes no sexual comments ever. But i guess it translates into "dommy mommy boss" idea?

But oh well, lets talk about games that people actually play but not me. There was the star rail stream btw.

1-Castorice is getting a butterfly dress skin.
2-It's anniversary time! So you get 20 rolls and +10 rolls! Yaaay...
3-Huohuo and Robin are entering the store and you get another shop coin.
4-Huohuo, welt and seele got novaflares. Huohuo was fairly underwhelming, mostly giving her +1 turn of uptime, seele gets a free pseudo-FUA skill and better against mobs and Welt received huge damage and utility buffs. He actually lost the vulnerability debuff but he got a lot more. At high cons he's very strong.
5-The banners are Silver Wolf lvl 999 + dahlia/castorice/firefly and Evanescia + tribie/sunday/feixiao.
6-Argenti, Silver Wolf and YunLi Are added to the limited 50/50 loss pool. Enable that SW right now!
7- Silverwolf 999 has a global passive that lets you tank the dispelable inflicted on your team.
8-Elation trailblazer is coming too. He is allegedly not great...
edit: there is no free standard banner 5* or other free 5* btw.


Stellar Jades Codes:
HERESTHECODE
SHAREANDSAVEIT
HAPPY3RDANNIV

Oh yeah, they're giving a car.



Thanks to the welt buffs, we getting the welt agenda memes back at full force (i love them)

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That sounds so underwhelming. I was considering downloading, but eh.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

dahlia

That was quick.

sunday

Again???

Anyway Mongoloid Autism Dive has gotten into hot water for the West because of this little thing.

People are not fucking happy, especially the husbando players who feel baited and the waifu players who don't want those stinky men in their game.

It's being assumed this was some kind of retarded "big controversy" moment to drum up interest and clout for their upcoming game that's releasing super soon, because otherwise, barely anyone is talking about it.

I am going to conclude that this is because the game looks generic, boring, and uninspired, thus doomed to mediocrity. It releases soon before NTE, which is somewhat more hyped than Mongolian Star Fruit Divers.

Becuase jesus fuck, these characters are generic as shit.

Don't mind the names, Google Lens was used to translate the Korean during the dev stream.

Also, Endfield trailer for the next patch.

The only banner character is going to be green China waifu.

It's gonna be one of THOSE patches, huh?

 

[Fae Supremacist]

Nicole needs buffs, that first beta is looking rough.

 

[LucasSomething]

That sounds so underwhelming. I was considering downloading, but eh.

I still have the game downloaded and log one week for the free rolls and i don't know why. Guess i still hope to return since i loved it.

I wonder how much this strategy works at bringing back old players cause it's not working on me either. Free stuff is always nice but all the reasons i left are still there so i leave again.

Nicole needs buffs, that first beta is looking rough.

A team wide buffer sounds great except it isn't because (outside lunar teams) genshin is a hypercarry game. This means nicole is barely an improvement over bennet to varka team dps because Varka dealt most of the team's damage anyway.

There are also like, not that many double subdps teams with real synergy for her. Durin + venti/emilie sounds great but then what? Albedo is wasted and he would enable chiori, furina and yelan want hp, lunar doesn't want her, escofier is probably with furina, etc. Prune is new and she at c6 she looks ok but i'd rather use venti.

The 3s delay is godawful because god forbid bennet stops being best in slot for someone. Her subdps damage is hot garbage compared to Linea's fat fuck. The artifact forcing 2 hex is retarded when the subdps set doesnt and natlan's support set doesnt either.

I doubt they're changing her core kit design but i hope she gets at least some bigger numbers cause if they don't, it will be rough dude.

 

[X Prime]

It's more likely straight women since the devs prohibit gay shit in the official subteddit which pissed off the Fujos and the dudes barely interact with each other but plenty with the female self insert.

People really need to remember that by and large fujos do not spend money on games. They usually just goon to fanart and fanfic.

 

[BinaricHate]

I lowky could not care less if nicole is just pyro yae miko and an objective downgrade to bennet. My aryan A10 wife is coming home next patch nigguh idc they prolably gonna powercreep lunar reactions in like a year.

 

[RhoasJonas]

I lowky could not care less if nicole is just pyro yae miko and an objective downgrade to bennet. My aryan A10 wife is coming home next patch nigguh idc they prolably gonna powercreep lunar reactions in like a year.
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Circle impact is the worst thing ever until someone wants to tell you how "bad" Nicole is.

 

[Troon Whisperer]

I caved and got Linnea, so I'll get Nicole eventually, but I'm saving for Sandrone.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

Apparently, the pet saurian returns on Linnea's questline, or on the Temple of Space questline, I haven't been spoiled but I know that info.
Which means for an optimal game experience I need to finish all those questlines in Natlan first.
And half of them are unmarked which means I have to go check all of them manually.
And need to do this in 2 weeks before the limited primos end.

 

[RhoasJonas]

Apparently, the pet saurian returns on Linnea's questline, or on the Temple of Space questline, I haven't been spoiled but I know that info.
Which means for an optimal game experience I need to finish all those questlines in Natlan first.
And half of them are unmarked which means I have to go check all of them manually.
And need to do this in 2 weeks before the limited primos end.
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But you had all of Natlan and Nod Krai to do it (the little saurian quests outside of the WQ are like barely an hour of content if you have done none).

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Apparently, the pet saurian returns on Linnea's questline, or on the Temple of Space questline, I haven't been spoiled but I know that info.
Which means for an optimal game experience I need to finish all those questlines in Natlan first.
And half of them are unmarked which means I have to go check all of them manually.
And need to do this in 2 weeks before the limited primos end.
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I don't know if it's because I did it all so long ago, or I missed some, but I have no fucking idea who this Saurian is. He's not the red-horned one that joins at the start of Natlan that you do a majority of those quests with. Why couldn't it be my named Saurian?

 

[Chuck's Feed and Seed]

I don't know if it's because I did it all so long ago, or I missed some, but I have no fucking idea who this Saurian is. He's not the red-horned one that joins at the start of Natlan that you do a majority of those quests with. Why couldn't it be my named Saurian?

apparently you get him as a furnishing if you go back to the rest area where you parted with your saurian after finishing the whole questline

 

[Your old Livejournal]

Apparently, the pet saurian returns on Linnea's questline, or on the Temple of Space questline, I haven't been spoiled but I know that info.
Which means for an optimal game experience I need to finish all those questlines in Natlan first.
And half of them are unmarked which means I have to go check all of them manually.
And need to do this in 2 weeks before the limited primos end.
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What have you done to my beloved Chiori, you monster!
I really need those rumours about the Inazuma Chronicled in 6.6 to be true. I finally want to C6 her.

Without wanting to spoil the SQ for you, the vast majority of people misunderstand the stuff about the pet saurian. The confused comments I've seen on the topic make me believe it's both the usual "Genshin players can't read" combined with the fact that completing that questline in Natlan was a pain with how easily some sub quests were missed.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

the little saurian quests outside of the WQ are like barely an hour of content if you have done none

The problem is that they aren't tracked so you have to check each one of them to see if you did them all.

 

[RhoasJonas]

The problem is that they aren't tracked so you have to check each one of them to see if you did them all.

I was including the time it takes to teleport to all the trigger locations, from my memory there was only 2-3 that pushed the 5 minute mark.