Genshin Impact

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DenseDeerFather said:
Yeah, I just hope the story isn't fucking braindead at least. And please, no more fucking alternative universe fake planet bullshit. Shaoji needs to fucking reel it in. I have the feeling that the new planet will be fake and actually it's AI-generated VR becuase muh gamer.
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4.0 is gonna be the make or break patch for me. If it sucks, then I'm gonna basically drop the game. I can't put up with these 7hr story patches, espcially when they have no right to be that fucking long.
DenseDeerFather said:
Not a lot of people actually cared for Grecco-Roman Matrix or the retardation of retconning Penacony to fuck.
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I thought the Greek setting was fine, just they abandoned it in 3.3, Shame!

As for Penacony, nothing of value was lost. I'm going to be real here, I kinda didn't give a flying fuck the entire way through, Early 3.x was good, but 3.4 onwards was also the same.
LucasSomething said:
I fear that 4.x will be another full year long story and since it's elation themed it's going to have a lot of """memes""" and "narrative pranks" that will be hard to land at this point where we had dozens of fake outs.
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The sad thing is that this is what the vocal minority want. Kinda how like the TB has been reduced to a one-liner machine, and the scary part is that Hoyo listens to them.
 
Not particularly important but someone compared the size of a new 4.1 boss (giant mech pom-pom) with blade and it just cracked me up so badly, it's too goofy looking.
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I found by coincidence that there is miliastra wonderland """"event"""" where you play some specific stages to get coins and i tried and i hate it cause they look like corporate created lazy shit (one is that bizarre ass game where you shoot enemies or upgrades in 2 hallways, that's a real thing??) and i dont want to play multiplayer for this and even if i did i have no clue wtf this cristal does

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The event says it buys "surprise boxes" and idk what that means. Is that a currency for something else too?? There are 20 different currencies in this game and nothing in the shop uses this crystal. I click on it and it tells me it's going to expire in 50 days (what did i do??) and there is one that doesnt expire. I click the + and it tells me i can convert a different currency ("chronic core") for it, that i click further to find out is the paid currency. I google this shit and my first links are youtube scammers with similar name (wat) then i find more people having asking and not being answered.

I don't get it. If hoyo wants me to actually play this mode why is it the most unhelpful thing ever.

In roblox if you want a costume you go to the store, buy 400 robux with 5 dollars and dress yourself as watsapp invincible or cristiano ronaldo or whatever the hell you want. It's a system so simple it has worked for 20 years.
 
LucasSomething said:
The event says it buys "surprise boxes" and idk what that means. Is that a currency for something else too?? There are 20 different currencies in this game and nothing in the shop uses this crystal. I click on it and it tells me it's going to expire in 50 days (what did i do??) and there is one that doesnt expire. I click the + and it tells me i can convert a different currency ("chronic core") for it, that i click further to find out is the paid currency. I google this shit and my first links are youtube scammers with similar name (wat) then i find more people having asking and not being answered.
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The currency is the one you give as ratings to user-created stages as tokens for hoyoverse to pay the creator.
 
RhoasJonas said:
The currency is the one you give as ratings to user-created stages as tokens for hoyoverse to pay the creator.
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So i can't even buy anything for me with that? Wow. Thanks for nothing devs.

thx tho, at least i don't have to worry about doing this event and spending these cristals.
 
HX-2 said:
The sad thing is that this is what the vocal minority want. Kinda how like the TB has been reduced to a one-liner machine, and the scary part is that Hoyo listens to them.
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I'm assuming these people are Chinese as that would be the only reason why Hoyo is doing this.
TreatedSilk04 said:
Not particularly important but someone compared the size of a new 4.1 boss (giant mech pom-pom) with blade and it just cracked me up so badly, it's too goofy looking.
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You've heard of Mecha Hitler. Get ready for Mecha Pom-Pom!

In stores now!

Batteries not included
Blade action figurine sold separately

Also did a Yolo ten pull with zero pity and got Sunday's light cone. Yay.

For some reason I keep holding off even getting Aglaea. I don't even mind her that much but I just never go for her.

Regardless I'm saving my guarantee for Evernight
 
I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing in the newest Genshin event but I somehow managed to steamroll everything first try meaning I only need to do it one more time for full rewards so amazing event 10/10 more of this please.
 
DenseDeerFather said:
For some reason I keep holding off even getting Aglaea. I don't even mind her that much but I just never go for her.
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On the subject of Agalaea, what the fuck is her trial team???? Aggy, RMC, Tingyun, Natasha is the biggest AIDS in the fucking world, such shitty rotations, and they know, because they gave her a proper team in her last rerun which at least had Huohuo for energy regen

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Seele Leaks and Anon Leaks are both quitting the scene and Galaxy Leaks is going radio silent, looks like HomDGCat being nabbed was the final straw. Now we are stuck with god-forsaken Sakura Haven.
 

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Played more WuWa and I don't give a single fuck but playing as Luuk was the best and made me super happy. I cannot wait to cut bitches with scalpel.

As for the story....well a useless bitch tagged along, got bodied by lost NASA personel so we're stuck with Cyrene.exe and I have now lost my reason to not skip.

I did autoplay more though whole cooking dinner and what the fuck, the flirty bitch Temu Cyrene is basically Rover's daughter

@Daddy's Little Kitten You seeing this shit?

They are pulling the daughter wife stunt!!

I gotta admit with how they make her into a hyper waifu (she's perfect, she has no personality flaws, she's the BESTEST EVAH. She can sing. She can dance. She's a true gamer who probably never called someone nigger while playing COD. She's fuckable.) the plot twist does make me kinda iffy.

But if anything they didn't make her a love sick bimbo which does give her more points than HSR Cyrene because she has tangible reasons to be instantly obsessed with us.

I sstill ain't give a fuck about her and I want her to shut up.
 
DenseDeerFather said:
You seeing this shit?
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I have indeed seen that shit and skipped a bunch.

The whole thing with her is so weird. She was a little girl when we met, but now she's grown up and we look the same. Did we pull a Chisa?

This track is amazing though.

Also, I like her mecha, but that's not enough to make me draw.
 
Daddy's Little Kitten said:
The whole thing with her is so weird. She was a little girl when we met, but now she's grown up and we look the same. Did we pull a Chisa?
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Rover is apparently some ancient super god who never ages, with the most convoluted backstory known to man.

We are also the leader of the black shores. We are also former high school students and schoolmates with both Chisa and Mornye. We knew Luuk to some capacity. We were Phrolova stans but missed one of her concerts. We were stalked by Camellya through several...lifetimes? Now we were goddamn boomer ass parents raising pink-haired children into big titty digital Mary Sues.


What the fuck is anything? I cannot make sense of Rover's fucking backstory anymore. It's like they are just throwing random bullshit at the wall and writing a waifu about it.

Yah know, at least Traveler in Genshin had some cohesion to our backstory. The spaceship was random but it could fit into the overall assumed backstory.

Rover is just.........idk, a fucking jannie traveling across the world with occasional parental duties and dreams of getting a shitty degree we can't use for anything.


Just like me fr fr.
 
oy vey, you can't say that shit here! 3.1 story was peak and if you say otherwise you are a tourist!!!!


In all seriousness though, I thought the story was at least better than 3.0, but I really don't give a rat's ass about Laha-Roi. I still think that Rinacita was more interesting, despite the (relative lack) of characters in the arc and the way they fucked Lupa so damn hard in the ass. Also, if you are a real man you post this to Reddit and get the infinity downvotes from the jeets for not redeeming the Cyrene knockoff or the Rover backstory which is looking to be more and more convoluted as the arcs drag on.
 
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Not trying to go "get out, stupid tourists and wahmen! You're not allowed to play gachas!" but I don't understand why people who prefer men and don't like WuWa's harem simulator are bothering with WuWa to begin with. A while back I came across screenshots of one of the characters flirting with the MC and found the dialogue too embarrassing to ever pick up the game.
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I don't think Firefly or Cyrene were ever this thirsty damn
 
HX-2 said:
oy vey, you can't say that shit here! 3.1 story was peak and if you say otherwise you are a tourist!!!!
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I saw this in real time on the wuwa reddit the other day, some guy was like "You're entitled to your opinion but if you didn't like 3.1 you are objectively wrong"

Are you retarded?
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In all seriousness though, I thought the story was at least better than 3.0, but I really don't give a rat's ass about Laha-Roi. I still think that Rinacita was more interesting, despite the (relative lack) of characters in the arc and the way they fucked Lupa so damn hard in the ass. Also, if you are a real man you post this to Reddit and get the infinity downvotes from the jeets for not redeeming the Cyrene knockoff or the Rover backstory which is looking to be more and more convoluted as the arcs drag on.
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It's astounding to see how reddit is ducking

I wouldn't care either except they do this for literally every new patch update.

ABSOLUTE CINEMA. SO PEAK. ABSOLUTE PIECE OF FICTION. KURO COOKED HARD. THIS IS THE BESTEST EVAH

What's that quote from the Incredibles? When eveything is ABSOLUTE PEAK CINEMA nothing is?

The only one where opinions were divided was 2.5, which is one of my favorites personally.

It also astounds me how no one seems to have issues with Rovers convoluted backstory. "Oh but it's nice to learn more about Rover" except nothing makes sense and I do not give a fuck about Rover. Rover is a charisma vaccum.

Hey maybe it fits being a parent for bootleg Cyrene.exe. Both unappealing characters.
AI generated waifu said:
Not trying to go "get out, stupid tourists and wahmen! You're not allowed to play gachas!" but I don't understand why people who prefer men and don't like WuWa's harem simulator are bothering with WuWa to begin with. A while back I came across screenshots of one of the characters flirting with the MC and found the dialogue too embarrassing to ever pick up the game.
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You got a point. I will admit I play wuwa mainly for the combat and the exploration and the music and the characters - when divorced from Rover. Except Iuno and MehKeeper and Big Titty Jellyfish Lady, fuck those slags.
 
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