Genshin Impact

[LucasSomething]

On a second thought; Did Lingsha kill the entire Abundance meta? We have not gotten a single unit since her. And granted, Hyacine just up and took her job and did it better than her but still.

Abundance as a class is fucked because you get one healer per year and it's going to be the new path so it's best in slot for the units of that path. Like, the next abundance unit will be an elation healer to help prop up the inevitable mono elation top team.

I keep forgetting Tank Heng is preservation but it makes sense, there was no atk scaling preservation so no f2p lightcone options.

btw ashveil kit leaked and he's looking to bring follow up teams back by powercreeping it really hard. Ashveil automatically marks the lowest hp enemy with "bait" and using skill on enemy with bait refuns the SP and does more damage and generates charge. When ally attacks someone with bait, he spends charge to do a follow up and gains gluttony. His ultimate generates 4 gluttony and does ult then enhanced free follow up, then for each 4 gluttony he does another follow up, potentially wiping multiple enemies in a row.

But his very high damage isn't the point, the main thing about ashveil is that he's ALSO A SUPPORT.



40% def reduction, +80% follow up dmg, 40% crit dmg and extra 80% follow up crit dmg to the entire team for FREE. Not good enough? E1 gives 24-36 vulnerability too for good measure and cone lowers defense further.

This HUNT unit is now the best followup harmony in the game. The fourth rider of star rail class idendity crisis.

 

[TreatedSilk04]

40% def reduction, +80% follow up dmg, 40% crit dmg and extra 80% follow up crit dmg to the entire team for FREE. Not good enough? E1 gives 24-36 vulnerability too for good measure and cone lowers defense further.

This HUNT unit is now the best followup harmony in the game. The fourth rider of star rail class idendity crisis.

Do keep in mind this is V1 of the beta, for all we know he could be tuned down (maybe even up) so we will have to wait some more time to see how broken Ashveil and his supporting abilities will be.

Oh and he's a sub-dps, not only that, according to probably the best HSR leaker (Mortis leaks) his "main DPS" will take a while to come out, so we just have to wait and see who Ashveil will help, wouldn't be surprised if it's Blade to be honest, god forbid a man be Elation lmao.

 

[PaleTay]

Abundance as a class is fucked because you get one healer per year and it's going to be the new path so it's best in slot for the units of that path. Like, the next abundance unit will be an elation healer to help prop up the inevitable mono elation top team.

I keep forgetting Tank Heng is preservation but it makes sense, there was no atk scaling preservation so no f2p lightcone options.

btw ashveil kit leaked and he's looking to bring follow up teams back by powercreeping it really hard. Ashveil automatically marks the lowest hp enemy with "bait" and using skill on enemy with bait refuns the SP and does more damage and generates charge. When ally attacks someone with bait, he spends charge to do a follow up and gains gluttony. His ultimate generates 4 gluttony and does ult then enhanced free follow up, then for each 4 gluttony he does another follow up, potentially wiping multiple enemies in a row.

But his very high damage isn't the point, the main thing about ashveil is that he's ALSO A SUPPORT.

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40% def reduction, +80% follow up dmg, 40% crit dmg and extra 80% follow up crit dmg to the entire team for FREE. Not good enough? E1 gives 24-36 vulnerability too for good measure and cone lowers defense further.

This HUNT unit is now the best followup harmony in the game. The fourth rider of star rail class idendity crisis.

I haven't played HSR in ages but marking the lowest HP enemy is a very weak ability. His kit is overloaded enough that it might be usable, especially in a PVE game but he'll either be SS-tier or D-tier depending on multipliers.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Who would have guessed?
A healer that can also do DPS?

Totally won't kill the path.

Hoyo Design Works at play

Pulcinela will be locked in NPC jail.

Are you kidding, otherwise it'd mean they'd gave to invest in new models.

This HUNT unit is now the best followup harmony in the game. The fourth rider of star rail class idendity crisis.

We just got done with Rememberance and already they are pulling this shit and it's not even for the new path lmao

Do keep in mind this is V1 of the beta, for all we know he could be tuned down (maybe even up) so we will have to wait some more time to see how broken Ashveil and his supporting abilities will be.

It'd be fucking funny if he became the Cyrene of the hunt.

Oh and he's a sub-dps, not only that, according to probably the best HSR leaker (Mortis leaks) his "main DPS" will take a while to come out, so we just have to wait and see who Ashveil will help, wouldn't be surprised if it's Blade to be honest, god forbid a man be Elation lmao.

Are you kidding, from now on all new paths shall be girls only clubs!

Speaking of new. We got an expected release date for NTE

And they are going hard with the ads. Some people are accusing them of viewbotting

God I fucking hate this ugly ass cat girl. She's so unappealing. Why couldn't the mascot be that red cat bitch instead?

 

[LucasSomething]

Do keep in mind this is V1 of the beta, for all we know he could be tuned down (maybe even up) so we will have to wait some more time to see how broken Ashveil and his supporting abilities will be.

Oh and he's a sub-dps, not only that, according to probably the best HSR leaker (Mortis leaks) his "main DPS" will take a while to come out, so we just have to wait and see who Ashveil will help, wouldn't be surprised if it's Blade to be honest, god forbid a man be Elation lmao.

I don't think Dahlia/constance was nerfed much, only changed to work with less people (anaxa etc). I think Ashveil is an attempt to bring old FU dps (ratio, topaz and feixiao) back for 1-2 patches so he needs to be busted enough to make them viable, but as it is he's simply way stronger than them and viable main dps material.

I expect him to get nerfed but because he sounds too good outside of FU teams and too viable as main dps. He's completely independent and unlike FU dps, he can use bronya/sunday extremely well and wastes nothing.

I haven't played HSR in ages but marking the lowest HP enemy is a very weak ability. His kit is overloaded enough that it might be usable, especially in a PVE game but he'll either be SS-tier or D-tier depending on multipliers.

He marks the first enemy with lowest hp but he can skill on someone without the bait and mark them while doing less damage and no refund. Seems like level 10 his skill does 300 + 100 + a follow up stack of 360. That's 760% per skill on an sp neutral unit before his team wide buffs+debuffs.

We just got done with Rememberance and already they are pulling this shit and it's not even for the new path lmao

I forgot that he has a strong debuff too making him a good nihility too. I guess it's finally time to make the old dps classes supports. Wait, herta and anaxa already buffed the team somewhat... The next destruction bout to have a really overloaded kit.

Speaking of new. We got an expected release date for NTE

And they are going hard with the ads. Some people are accusing them of viewbotting

It's possible the video is being pushed as an AD for other videos which causes it to inflate views extremely fast. ZZZ Lycaon demo got millions of views in a few days for example but almost 10 million is absurd lol.

 

[Seminar]

Worth picking back up or should I start over, if possible?

I mean why not i personally enjoyed the Nord Krai more than not Brazil and you loose nothing by checking out the game (dont restart the account it would be a waste especially if you had some old event exclusive shit)

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Speaking of new. We got an expected release date for NTE

I honestly don't have high hopes for it, but I'll check it out.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

I need to save for real. The white horse bitch grew on me but I got hit by the spirit of Bossman Jack and got a Neuvi dupe early. My inner tism couldn't help itself

So now Neuvi is C1.

Truth be told it's very nice because he can avoid getting fucked whenever he's using his Blastoise Hydro Pump

 

[HX-2]

Not sure if this was already posted but HomDGCat is being sued by Mihoyo for leaking. Apparently he got a C&D back in December 2025 and told Hoyo to go do a flip. As to why they know who he is, he went to in IRL Mihoyo event as cosplayer (cringe), and then posted receipts for his merch on TG.

 

[AI generated waifu]

Found a video of the characters and skins in never to everness beta

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zb20CpoNKH4
I already said the girls give ai generated catgirl and vtuber reject vibes but i don't like the males either.

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They call these guys the 007.

Zero skins
Zero personality/energy
7 random nonsense straps and acessories on a generic suit

This game will go the tower of fantasy route and release 1 guy every 1.5 years. At least they have a token shota.

btw endfield wil lgive a free standard selector, some people presume it's bribery to forget the paypal thing. Guess i really should start it this weekend before i waste all the freebies...

genshin code btw: JTSHBHPPKUSV

https://genshin.hoyoverse.com/en/gift?code=JTSHBHPPKUSV

Gives 20 gems and 160 geodes... which is uh, miliastra f2p currency i guess. I think i'd rather get 20k mora than this...

The last guy's face reminds me of those generic genshin npcs.

Spoiler

They could be brothers!

 

[Troon Whisperer]

So now Neuvi is C1.

Truth be told it's very nice because he can avoid getting fucked whenever he's using his Blastoise Hydro Pump

I'd like to get Neuvi C1, but I'm ALL IN on a future Sandrone right now because genshin is in it's jew phase where it's a minimum of 70 pulls before I loose the 50/50 only to need another 70 pulls to get the 5* so I need to rebuild my primo horde.

Finished Lantern Rite, schizo horse is the best horse. Next year is the year of the goat so I expect Ganyu buffs Dawei or I'll set your evangelion merch on fire.

 

[Stumbling9]

Watch him be Erudition because fuck you.

You are fucking right. Holy shit, I hate this.

Can I just get ONE. SINGLE. MALE unit in a unique path, I get women sell more, but this is getting ridiculous.

Now I'm gonna relay on colab character at this point, for example the only quantum male unit is Archer LMAO

 

[DenseDeerFather]

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You are fucking right. Holy shit, I fucking hate this.

Can I just get ONE. SINGLE. MALE unit in a unique path, I get women sell more, but this is getting ridiculous.

I FUCKING CALLED IT! Why can't I call it with the lottery?

Joking aside, what the fuck? Is every new path from now on gonna be girls only clubs?

Now I'm gonna relay on colab character at this point, for example the only quantum male unit is Archer LMAO

Oh god, you're actually right. Lmao what's happening?

Maybe they'll be original and create 4* again. We are going on a year and a half since a new 4*. That's diabolical.

 

[HX-2]

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You are fucking right. Holy shit, I fucking hate this.

Can I just get ONE. SINGLE. MALE unit in a unique path, I get women sell more, but this is getting ridiculous.

Now I'm gonna relay on colab character at this point, for example the only quantum male unit is Archer LMAO

bro, you are talking about people who worked on Hi3 who then went to make HSR in the same fucking universe and where over half the community is poisoned by yuri and yaoi fags. I feel bad for enjoying HSR, I feel like a gay when I play it and if 4.x sucks then imma go do something else

Maybe they'll be original and create 4* again. We are going on a year and a half since a new 4*. That's diabolical.

but then they can't sell the new gimmick. If remembrance was any indication, elation is going to be a real fun time.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

I feel bad for enjoying HSR, I feel like a gay when I play it

They ramped up the lesbo bait in 3.8 so it shows.

I expect more of it in 4.0, not that I want it.

if 4.x sucks then imma go do something else

Yeah, I just hope the story isn't fucking braindead at least. And please, no more fucking alternative universe fake planet bullshit. Shaoji needs to fucking reel it in. I have the feeling that the new planet will be fake and actually it's AI-generated VR becuase muh gamer.

There was a post on the general gacha subreddit the other day where people talked about what patch killed what game for them.

HSR was mentioned quite a lot, with the three main reasons being;
- Rappa patch
- 3.0/3.1.
- 3.7/3.8.

Not a lot of people actually cared for Grecco-Roman Matrix or the retardation of retconning Penacony to fuck.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

The Rappa patch was horrible. I was hyped for Amorphous, but the quality of the story started to dip so quickly that by halfway through it, I was done.

I was going to play through the Cyrene patch, but she got on my nerves quicker than Firefly did, and I didn’t want to deal with that.

But thanks to WuWa, I had to deal with it anyways, although I skipped some parts.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

The Rappa patch was horrible. I was hyped for Amorphous, but the quality of the story started to dip so quickly that by halfway through it, I was done.

I was going to play through the Cyrene patch, but she got on my nerves quicker than Firefly did, and I didn’t want to deal with that.

But thanks to WuWa, I had to deal with it anyways, although I skipped some parts.

Welcome to the Matrix. There's no red or blue pill. Only a Cyrene Pill.

Eat it

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I have officially concluded that Chen is a national treasure and must be protected at all times

 

[LucasSomething]

Yeah, I just hope the story isn't fucking braindead at least. And please, no more fucking alternative universe fake planet bullshit. Shaoji needs to fucking reel it in. I have the feeling that the new planet will be fake and actually it's AI-generated VR becuase muh gamer.

There was a post on the general gacha subreddit the other day where people talked about what patch killed what game for them.

HSR was mentioned quite a lot, with the three main reasons being;
- Rappa patch
- 3.0/3.1.
- 3.7/3.8.

Not a lot of people actually cared for Grecco-Roman Matrix or the retardation of retconning Penacony to fuck.

It's really unfortunate that star rail has amped the stakes to such absurd degree that rappa patch was hated for being "zoomer filler" (when it introduces one of the most dangerous villains in dr primitive) so that type of storytelling is doomed now.

Amphoreus was all about time loop simulation deaths, hype moment and aura cutscenes and universal threats but it went for so long that it got tiresome, to the point hoyo succumbed to a skip button, forever changing it's presentation.

I fear that 4.x will be another full year long story and since it's elation themed it's going to have a lot of """memes""" and "narrative pranks" that will be hard to land at this point where we had dozens of fake outs.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Amphoreus was all about time loop simulation deaths, hype moment and aura cutscenes and universal threats but it went for so long that it got tiresome, to the point hoyo succumbed to a skip button, forever changing it's presentation.

3.7 straight up concluded with the entire fucking universe ending, then getting reversed into un-ending itself, and everything is stellar because Cyrene.exe did a System Restore after Iron Tomb deleted win32 - and it just happened to eradicate reality itself.

How in the fuck can you top that?

Actually, let's not attempt to top that. Can we just dial back a little?

I fear that 4.x will be another full year long story and since it's elation themed it's going to have a lot of """memes""" and "narrative pranks" that will be hard to land at this point where we had dozens of fake outs.

Nu-Sparkle is a twitch thot, so you bet your everything we are gonna get tons and tons of gay ass memes and dated humor.